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Anon airs out

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Submitted ⁨⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Cruxifux@feddit.nl ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This probably isn’t true, but like if it is, you shouldn’t have to be told to not let your dog fuck your ass. Your Dad is reacting exactly how any sane person would in that situation.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      "Violence is isually the answer."

      • Roadhog
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    • SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You have confirmed that this isn’t true, but you did forget to add also gay as it’s a fact must be added.

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  • papalonian@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey, I just wanted you to know that I didn’t like your post.

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  • TheBat@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So George Carlin voiced the conductor in the US. Someone mixed in his standup with the show, and it’s pretty great.

      youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0?si=PeSK7RYstqqq0d43

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      • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Wait, I thought it was Ringo Starr?

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      • dragonfucker@lemmy.nz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        youtu.be/ov4RwjQGye0

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon screwed the pooch and is now in the doghouse.

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    • 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Honestly I’ve never actually slowed down to truly parse the phrase “screw the pooch”. Well, now I have, and also fuck you because I used to be innocent 😭

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      • Tower@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Apparently, it’s the tamer version of “fuck the dog”.

        slate.com/…/screw-the-pooch-etymology-of-the-idio…

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    • ininewcrow@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dog gone it!

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    • ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I hate you.

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    • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      So, OP got rewarded?

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  • FozzyOsbourne@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Once again an abominable greentext could have been avoided if anon would just have a damn shower!

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  • gmanlikescheese@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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      • lime@feddit.nu ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        i liek choccy milk

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  • tooclose104@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Coincidence?

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    • joucker29@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      What app is that?

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      • tooclose104@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Connect for Lemmy on Android

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  • Quadhammer@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What a terrible day to be literate

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  • OmegaCloud@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon became a white woman.

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    • xor@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      i don’t know what this means, but i hate you for writing it

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      • ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You’ll hate me too for explaining it, there’s a running stereotype that white women fuck their dogs.

        I didn’t make it up and I don’t spread such stereotypes, but that’s what they meant.

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  • Bosht@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “be moaning like an anime girl” fucking lost it

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  • hmmm@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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    • Turret3857@infosec.pub ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not sure why, but I feel like theres a different word underneath the word fella.

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      • jia_tan@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Yeah, it’s the n word

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  • DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    too tired to move

    Yeah, no, I’m calling bullshit. WTF anon?

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  • OmegaLemmy@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I should have just scrolled away

    1000014574

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  • j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Red Rover
    Red Rover
    Peanut butter trick
    for Ben Dover

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  • SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • rekabis@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, fuck. Not just squick, but full-on nightmare fuel.

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  • SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Funniest shit I’ve read today X’D

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