Represents‽ No they are the body and blood of santa
Do this in remembrance of me
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captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Represents‽ No they are the body and blood of santa
Bah. You Catholics and your Transubstantiation, and the Evangelicals and their Memorialism, are both wrong.
The body and blood of Santa are present in, with, and under the cookies and milk.
Classy@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Transsantaniation
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Why is he eating it then?
SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 weeks ago
…to stay alive, naturally.
Kind of like Chiquitita in Dan Da Dan.
samus12345@lemm.ee 5 weeks ago
nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 weeks ago
Rare Exports vibe
pruwybn@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Why do Catholics eat Jesus?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
why don’t they find a tastier, less crumbly god?
if_only@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
So, uh… what does the carrot represent?
OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 5 weeks ago
Nothing. That’s just for some celebratory pegging.
Dozzi92@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
The Dong of Rudolph.
Worx@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Blood? Riiight…
nonentity@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Milk is literally filtered blood.
Also, nut milk comes from male cows.
knexcar@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
How much did that user pay to have so many verified check marks?
Flamekebab@piefed.social 5 weeks ago
British children have notes.
Sibbo@sopuli.xyz 5 weeks ago
That’s why Santa is always so red!
ryedaft@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Gonna milk Santa dry tomorrow
rimmedalpha@lemmynsfw.com 5 weeks ago
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Santa definitely rocking that cookie bod.
ch00f@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
FYI, in the Catholic faith, the bread and wine don’t represent the body and blood, they literally are.
Snowcano@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
I remember having this conversation with my mom when I was young and saying something like, “Well that’s great then, this is an easy win. Scientists should be able to examine them and confirm the change and then we know what the Bible is telling us is true,” and she replied that that’s not how faith works. And I was dumbfounded and like, “But… it would be so easy…”
And that lesson of how willfully choosing ignorance is somehow something to be valued was a key turning point in my waking up to the bullshit of religion. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
daniskarma@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 weeks ago
Perfect moment to ask why are the people in the Bible special if they didn’t had any faith. They literally were supposed to see that supernatural shit, no faith needed.
But now that no supernatural shit is anywhere to be found you must have faith, and adore those who didn’t need that amount of faith.
Not that it would change anything as religion is based in irrational thinking. But it’s always fun to do it with the ones who try to fake some logical arguments into the discussion.
Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 2 weeks ago
You cant prove that Christ wasn’t made out of bread tough. Probably a mistranslation from the original into Latin, it should’ve said Christ was a gingerbread man
MisterFrog@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I know you’re not supposed to put down other people’s faith, but this is weird.
Cannibals, the lot of them
BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Katana314@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Comes up in the new Indiana Jones game, where he deciphers a tome stating a need for holy blood - and his priest friend just hands him a bottle of wine.