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• Korne127@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is just… too accurate. He’s exactly the kind of guy that would literally buy them to just do that.

  But he wouldn’t just do that once because the idea is funny (like I would), but really insist on it and use it every round, every game, even when everyone is annoyed, and say that this is fair play because the rules say so

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  • 9point6@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I can also completely believe that scenario.

    Imagine if you got to the point where someone was making jokes like this about you and everyone was laughing with them

    Elon is genuinely such a cringey loser it’s kind of remarkable

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Legit. My dm in middle school let me make a character with a custom species, and it was more than a little unbalanced (because I was in middle school and thought victory was the only thing you played for). After two sessions we gave the character an ignominious death and I brought in something out of an official sourcebook.

    Half of the fun in TTRPGs is fucking up and having to figure out a way around it. Take all of the risk out of the die roll and you might as well not roll at all. Use a different system.

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hey man, making up rules to put the elite at a massive advantage over a completely unsuspecting people is a tradition as old as European colonization. Can’t stop now.

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• spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  God, I’m sick of jokes about him getting past my filters. Enough musk spam.

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  • cmrn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My biggest complaint with Lemmy is that we came for solace from Reddit/Twitter, and yet they’re all anyone posts about here.

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    • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It’s where lots of people still are so it’s inevitable

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  • Faresh@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I think someone once wrote a tampermonkey script that automatically hides lemmy posts that mention certain keywords.

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      I have word filters already, but keyword filters don’t work on images.

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  • drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He is in the political discussion now in an era where everything is political.

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• tomi000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  He doesnt need friends to play D&D, he can pay people and they will play with the exact facial expressions above.

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  • the_tab_key@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    He probably already plays with AI, and if you were to listen in, it’d be painfully embarrassing.

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    • Invertedouroboros@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Probably fudges his rolls when playing with AI too.

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• Shizrak@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So one of my group had us fight a Garbage Mound which was a custom shambling mound. To hit it, players had to roll under its AC. Thankfully our friend Kevin rolled 1,2,5,1 and soloed it.

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• IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Bruh, at this point I’m just wondering why this fuckface haven’t removed community notes yet.

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• MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  How to finally make sure people start playing DnD, without calling it DnD.

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  • mesamunefire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I hear pathfinder is fun.

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    • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      P2E is union made too, if you need any other reasons

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    • Denjin@lemmings.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Blades in the Dark, Mothership, Masks, Monster of the Week, Slugblaster and many many more are definitely worth looking out for.

      Rpgs can and are so much more than DnD

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    • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      My group almost switched over during the licensing fiasco. Musk would get us to do it.

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Even though it’s in alpha, DC20 is great

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    • Fogle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Very fun

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    XnX

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Lkke Kleenex and Xeroxes for tissues and photocopies, DnD is now the generic term for tabletop analog RPGs. All the wizards of the coast can suck on that fact.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  One of the Lemmy apps needs to have a filter that can read images for words.

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• De_Narm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s probably another rule about him being able to join any game he wants. Kinda like you cannot hide his Xcretions.

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• Juliana@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The president has given him previlages and opportunities to excel more in his crypto and other of his investment

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  • explodicle@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    All rolls must be on the blockchain now.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Dumbn Dumber

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• Zeth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I legit thought he had pigtails at first.

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• Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Isn’t that why he wants to buy Hasbro?

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