Why is everyone getting angry at this woman who most likely doesn’t even exist
Anon is in college
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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MBM@lemmings.world 5 months ago
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s fun and risk free
pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
People love hating people. Simple as
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Turns out, engaging with the hypothetical creates more interesting discussion than saying “fake” and nothing else.
MBM@lemmings.world 5 months ago
True, but in this case it feels like beating up a woke strawman
Yokozuna@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It happens to every greentext post on lemmy, gotta bring em back down to reality and let them know it’s fake and gay.
Hoimo@ani.social 5 months ago
Greentexts are improv comedy and everyone is polite enough to play along instead of trying to argue what is clearly a made-up story for laughs
Fizz@lemmy.nz 5 months ago
The entire premise of the green-text is that it’s an autistic work of fiction. Pointing that out is redundant.
EldenLord@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Fake: anon speaks to a woman
Gay: anon investigates model penises
Yokozuna@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Case closed, we can wrap this one up boys.
itslilith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Only after asking for consent
Damage@feddit.it 5 months ago
“Did you ask them for their consent before putting them here on display, naked?”
GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
“yes”
“If you have an issue with being out on display, say no”
“…”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
Shoulda put the condom on your own penis. 🤦♂️
arin@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Still missing consent agreement
Akasazh@feddit.nl 5 months ago
This is difficult for people with schizophrenia
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
If someone sprung that trap on me, I’d say “no, it’s a toy. A toy doesn’t have any consent right or consciousness… just like a woman” and than I’d just walk away. If you want to be cunts, ww can be cunts
AlpacaChariot@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s a pretty toxic joke dude
abbadon420@lemm.ee 5 months ago
It’s not a joke, it’s an expression of my disgust for the entrapment.
SnowmenMelt@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Still funny
JackbyDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
Reminds me of that bit on The Office about safe sex. Darryl says something like “Oh, I didn’t know we were doing trick questions. What’s the safest way to go skiing? Not go skiing.”
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ask the ski boots for consent before shoving your foot in them.
r_deckard@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Penis model can’t consent.
Girl is de-facto guardian.
Girl implies consent by inviting anon to try it.
Default_Defect@midwest.social 5 months ago
Was it because OP deftly applied the condom by mouth?
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“I hereby give you my consent to put a condom on my penis, random penile scientist girl.”
AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 5 months ago
Either this only happened to the FOAF of someone interviewed on FoxNews, or if it did, it was a false-flag operation organised by Turning Point or some similar group to radicalise young men against feminism and consent culture, as anyone who gave it a moment’s thought would see that that would be its outcome.
Waldowal@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Or, girl was flirting and op missed his big chance!:
girl: You didn’t ask for consent.
op: [hands penis statue back] Can you show me?
girl: [asks penis for consent. Mimics penis responding ‘yes’ in Muppet voice. Proceeds to slowly and erotically apply condom while maintaining eye contact with op.]
op: I’m not getting it. Do you offer private tutoring?
TheFerrango@lemmings.world 5 months ago
Oh, they’re real penises of actual models, not model penises.
j4k3@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“Sorry, it was my first time with a dildo.”
(stare in silence for a moment too long… go ahead… respond…
driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br 5 months ago
After watching a lot of Gane Changer, where they always ask for concent for the mannequins, I would also ask just for the bit.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 5 months ago
What if he didn’t have a condom?
starman@programming.dev 5 months ago
Reddit spacing
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Best come back is did you ask before?
Ookami38@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
“ma’am, the penis’s owner, you, literally told me to put a condom on it. Not sure how much more consent I could have.”
Aurora_TheFirstLight@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Some bitch told me to put the condom I thought she got the consent
Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 5 months ago
Doubtful that a rubber dong is capable of communicating consent, and you can’t grant consent on behalf of another. Anon might indeed be a rapist, but girl is a sex trafficker.