If you learn your ways of speech from streamers and YouTube videos, and all of them talk in 2nd person to their audience, then your learned language will sound very similar to the English you listened to.
Anon plays pretend
Submitted 12 hours ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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anothercatgirl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 hour ago
Localhorst86@feddit.org 7 hours ago
Chat, am I cooked?
jballs@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
My middle-school aged kids explained the difference between cooked and cookin’ to me the other day, and now they really get to roll their eyes when I intentionally use them in as corny ways as possible.
Bonus points for coming with other, terrible, slang. You can really get a cringe if you say something like "Chat, we’re cookin’ now - I’m all rizzed up”
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Clip that, chat.
germtm_@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
same but for everything in my life.
i know, that sounds schizo as fuck, my dear chat members.
madjo@feddit.nl 10 hours ago
I live alone, I too talk to the imaginary camera to keep sane. At least I think it keeps me sane.
Thanks for the bits, bananaman66764.
TrousersMcPants@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Ah see, I talk to my cat when I’m at home. It isn’t just me talking to myself, it’s enrichment for my little furry buddy!
akkajdh999@programming.dev 6 hours ago
I watch you all the time, keep going FeelsStrongMan
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 hours ago
Isn’t that statistically what most twitch streamers do
dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 4 hours ago
Old people used to do this too. Back then it was called an internal monologue.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
If it helps you focus, it’s just another form of rubber ducking
Comment105@lemm.ee 5 hours ago
Rubber ducking? Is that when you tape a ducky to your fupa and dry hump something/someone to get the squeaky sound?
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
No.
Rednax@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Software engineers call this rubber duck programming
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
I tried streaming for the first time over the weekend. Damn is it hard to keep talking for multiple hours straight. Especially when there’s zero messages in the chat. Streamers make it look normal but damn is it not
dustyData@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Get a producer or anyone with you and talk to them. That’s how radio and TV broadcasters used to do it. They would talk to the console or camera operator. Eventually it becomes natural to talk by yourself. It does look like unhinged behavior without the context.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
But why? If you don’t enjoy it, why try to get into streaming? The chances that it’ll pay back for itself are incredibly small and it takes years of consistent streaming to get any kind of consistent audience.
If you do enjoy it, then by all means, practice a bit so it gets more natural (and more enjoyable).
Skullgrid@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
do it for fun. I dabbled a little to no audiece, I just liked putting on a show. No one’s watching, well, no one listens to my music either.
gofsckyourself@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
“Normal”? Probably.
Good? Probably not.
Object@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I don’t think it’s that bad if you’re trying to solve a problem
Seeders@sh.itjust.works 9 hours ago
I used to do this as a kid constantly before streaming ever existed.
Taking a piss outside? Literally competing for the longest piss distance tournament and taking the gold.
ignoble_stigmas@sh.itjust.works 8 hours ago
Are you still winning?
AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 12 hours ago
It’s probably fairly normal now, lots of people think about being a streamer.
stoy@lemmy.zip 12 hours ago
I have thought about showing off my gigantic single player creative mode Minecraft map through a live stream for years, I spent most of my free time over a decade of manually just building huge, huge structures.
And pretending to show it off to a live stream, talking about it and explaining it makes it easier to remember what/why/how I built stuff…
jabathekek@sopuli.xyz 12 hours ago
Anon wants to livestream
You want to livestream
You should both livestream
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
I think they’d make a cute couple
webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 10 hours ago
At that point just hit record and decide later if you want to post some parts of it.
Wil l help build confidence to start streaming.
Matriks404@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I did that when playing EU4 for some time. I have probably watched too many let’s players, lol.
nutsack@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
I would love for someone to listen to me talk
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 1 hour ago
If you’re in the US, the NSA has your back. If you’re not, the NSA probably still has your back.
Eiri@lemmy.ca 10 hours ago
I used to do it a lot as a teenager. For everything in my life. Now much less. I wonder why.
OsrsNeedsF2P@lemmy.ml 9 hours ago
Your body adapted after realizing it was a total waste of energy?
A less cynacle (however you spell that) theory might be it’s useful for language learning/practicing.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 11 hours ago
I think that’s just thinking out loud or talk to yourself. It’s another story if OOP overreact on every turn though.
IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 hours ago
Anon should just do a stream and do their best and hope one of the popular streamers/youtubers pity them and give them a donation and a shoutout to a massive audience.
Pity views better than no views.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Maybe not normal, but as long as you know that the audience isn’t there, it’s a harmless kind of weird 🤷
So go for it, fake gay guy!
LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 1 hour ago
Might as well just stream