*Student showssignss of severe depression*
*gets suspended from school*
Even if it was a joke, this is some “Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US” type shit
Anon remembers 7th grade
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FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 3 days ago
It was the
during choir
WTF
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
After school programs anyone?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 day ago
The showing signs of depression was part of the prank. Getting suspended seems fairly logical here. You don’t joke about that shit.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 1 day ago
The slay rates of children in education houses is not the problem, the… Jokes? Are… . Ye. Ye ye ye. Congrats on your country that works for you. Yewow. Great. Yes. It’s that. It’s that this guy made a joke and wow ye it works so great to have hyper capitalism as a god and ruler it works so great
Sanctus@lemmy.world 4 days ago
Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.
radix@lemmy.world 4 days ago
That’s going to go on your Permanent Record!!
Pyro@programming.dev 1 day ago
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 3 days ago
Actually it will go into the dry erase record
M137@lemmy.world 3 days ago
Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 days ago
Well, it’s fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.
Agent641@lemmy.world 3 days ago
And he was still suspended
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Well yeah, how else would he get around?
don@lemm.ee 3 days ago
Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 days ago
Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a really funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks really badly, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.
Here’s a classis Spoon jar jar spoon.
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 2 days ago
“runs out the door”
why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?
noli@lemmy.zip 2 days ago
Maybe to go find someone with medical training who can potentially help?
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 2 days ago
At least one person would stay
pinkystew@reddthat.com 3 days ago
sounds like fiction. it’s just missing “he thought to himself,”
WILSOOON@programming.dev 3 days ago
God that i hilariozs, i tried to to a similar thing in the final exam but my crack juices weren’t flowing sadly
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 3 days ago
Wh… what if you really can’t take it anymore?
Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 4 days ago
In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don’t remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said “Hail Satan” and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day
dditty@lemm.ee 4 days ago
That’s amazing 🤣
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 3 days ago
Uh huh sure
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 3 days ago
Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it’s not that implausible. I’ve known people that have nose bleeds like that, it’s not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.
Things can happen more than once.