Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.
Anon remembers 7th grade
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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Sanctus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
radix@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That’s going to go on your Permanent Record!!
Pyro@programming.dev 5 months ago
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 5 months ago
Actually it will go into the dry erase record
FreshLight@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
*Student showssignss of severe depression*
*gets suspended from school*
Even if it was a joke, this is some “Tell me you’re from the US without telling me you’re from the US” type shit
Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 5 months ago
It was the
during choir
WTF
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
After school programs anyone?
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 months ago
The showing signs of depression was part of the prank. Getting suspended seems fairly logical here. You don’t joke about that shit.
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 5 months ago
The slay rates of children in education houses is not the problem, the… Jokes? Are… . Ye. Ye ye ye. Congrats on your country that works for you. Yewow. Great. Yes. It’s that. It’s that this guy made a joke and wow ye it works so great to have hyper capitalism as a god and ruler it works so great
M137@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Would be funnier if he accidentally made himself quadriplegic and was just lying there in terror as everyone else was laughing and it took a good while before someone realised.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Idk if we agree on what ‘funnier’ means.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Well, it’s fake either way, might as well chuckle at some black humor.
Agent641@lemmy.world 5 months ago
And he was still suspended
CascadianGiraffe@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Well yeah, how else would he get around?
don@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Reminds me of the British comedian who had a heart attack on stage and died, while the audience laughed, thinking it was all just an act. Cant remember his name, but at least he died doing what he loved.
Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 months ago
Tommy Cooper. A bit old school these days but a really funny guy. He specialised in doing magic tricks really badly, so when he died people really thought it was part of the show.
Here’s a classis Spoon jar jar spoon.
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
“runs out the door”
why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?
noli@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Maybe to go find someone with medical training who can potentially help?
AsudoxDev@programming.dev 5 months ago
At least one person would stay
pinkystew@reddthat.com 5 months ago
sounds like fiction. it’s just missing “he thought to himself,”
WILSOOON@programming.dev 5 months ago
God that i hilariozs, i tried to to a similar thing in the final exam but my crack juices weren’t flowing sadly
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 5 months ago
Wh… what if you really can’t take it anymore?
Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don’t remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said “Hail Satan” and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day
dditty@lemm.ee 5 months ago
That’s amazing 🤣
Nythos@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Uh huh sure
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 5 months ago
Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it’s not that implausible. I’ve known people that have nose bleeds like that, it’s not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.
Things can happen more than once.