Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous

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• clb92@feddit.dk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  What am I even doing with my life… brb, gotta get me an octopus vase…

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  • DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Smae!

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  yeah but how many ceremonial buttplugs did they have? not just day to day buttplugs, I’m talking formal occasion ones.

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      my dude the local permit guy has his head deeper up his butt than any of the plugs are supposed to go. I don’t even want to try for a parade.

      as far as what ceremony, everyone’s got their rituals to make them feel special shut up

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  • iii@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Could they sync it to the bassline of katy perry’s roar?

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• EleventhHour@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Image

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  • meyotch@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Woah there, Mr Deep! I see the way you are eye-banging that cephalopod.

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• Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  On the other hand, they didn’t have Fallout New Vegas and had to contend with the REAL Caesar’s legions, so I say we still win.

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  • jagot@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Julius Cæsar lived during the Iron Age.

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    • RQG@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Both sound pretty metal.

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eh, close enough 🤷😉

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Bronze age

    Julius Caesar

    lol

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Fun fact: Julius Caesar wasn’t the only Caesar by a long shot.

      Additional fun fact: It was super late here when my brain farted that out 😄

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  • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But they also don’t have starfield

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Eh, Starfield isn’t actually that bad. It isn’t very good either, though, just mediocre.

      Which would have been totally fine for an indie or a niche game from a major developer.

      5 or 6/10 is worth playing for sure. It’s not worth paying AAA money or “this is going to be the best thing ever” style hype…

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• queermunist@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  octouses

  Octopodes 🐙 🐙 🐙

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  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Image

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  • PunnyName@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Also correct. Octopii, too

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    • iii@mander.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Octoplenty

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    • tamal3@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Words in English that end in “-us” and pluralize to “-i” are from Latin, such as cactus/cacti or focus/focus. However, “octopus” is from Greek, and it’s correct pluralization from Greek would be “octopodes.” In English, we have also adopted “octopuses,” which fits our standard pluralization rules.

      So, “octopi” is actually a language mix up, though one that’s so common that it seems to be accepted in English.

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    • Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Actually, octopi is the “erroneous” one. Although it is a very common mistake so might make the shift to recognised before too much longer.

      Everyone still understands it, so it doesn’t matter.

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    • DrDystopia@lemy.lol ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Now I wonder how Octopie tastes like. It’s probably related to seafood pizza. 🫠

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• Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have half a kilo of cinnamon.

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have ice, on demand, and hot water, flushing toilets, magic boxes that entertain me.

    I’d fucking give it all for an octopus vase….

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  • Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon of peppercorns on the floor and could hear my ancestors screaming in horror as I swept them up and threw them away.

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  • watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    But what do you store it in? A vase with an octopus on it?

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    • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      A chest with a millipede motif

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  • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I have an electron rubiks cube

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You do want to keep octopuses in jars because they’re dicks who fuck up the ocean for the rest of us.

  And don’t get me started on those fucking cuttlefish.

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  • prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Blatant squid propaganda

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    • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      What about jackalopes?

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• rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh. On them. Not in them.

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  • SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    There is our chance to surpass them!

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• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’ve had that, yes. Also dental care

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  • Klear@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Do octopodes even have teeth?

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    • MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Some of then have a venomous beak. So. There’s that. :|

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• Rutty@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I have plastic vases that can have them on them. Should take 3 days total

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