yeah but how many ceremonial buttplugs did they have? not just day to day buttplugs, I’m talking formal occasion ones.
Lifestyles of the Bronze Age Famous
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Zip2@feddit.uk 1 day ago
I have to ask, what ceremony is that for and does it have a parade?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 day ago
my dude the local permit guy has his head deeper up his butt than any of the plugs are supposed to go. I don’t even want to try for a parade.
as far as what ceremony, everyone’s got their rituals to make them feel special shut up
iii@mander.xyz 1 day ago
Could they sync it to the bassline of katy perry’s roar?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 days ago
On the other hand, they didn’t have Fallout New Vegas and had to contend with the REAL Caesar’s legions, so I say we still win.
jagot@programming.dev 1 day ago
Julius Cæsar lived during the Iron Age.
RQG@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Both sound pretty metal.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Eh, close enough 🤷😉
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Bronze age
Julius Caesar
lol
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Fun fact: Julius Caesar wasn’t the only Caesar by a long shot.
Additional fun fact: It was super late here when my brain farted that out 😄
BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee 1 day ago
But they also don’t have starfield
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Eh, Starfield isn’t actually that bad. It isn’t very good either, though, just mediocre.
Which would have been totally fine for an indie or a niche game from a major developer.
5 or 6/10 is worth playing for sure. It’s not worth paying AAA money or “this is going to be the best thing ever” style hype…
EleventhHour@lemmy.world 2 days ago
meyotch@slrpnk.net 1 day ago
Woah there, Mr Deep! I see the way you are eye-banging that cephalopod.
Taleya@aussie.zone 1 day ago
I have half a kilo of cinnamon.
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 1 day ago
I accidentally spilled about a tablespoon of peppercorns on the floor and could hear my ancestors screaming in horror as I swept them up and threw them away.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I have ice, on demand, and hot water, flushing toilets, magic boxes that entertain me.
I’d fucking give it all for an octopus vase….
watersnipje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 day ago
But what do you store it in? A vase with an octopus on it?
TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I have an electron rubiks cube
queermunist@lemmy.ml 2 days ago
octouses
Octopodes 🐙 🐙 🐙
NorthWestWind@lemmy.world 2 days ago
PunnyName@lemmy.world 2 days ago
Also correct. Octopii, too
tamal3@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Words in English that end in “-us” and pluralize to “-i” are from Latin, such as cactus/cacti or focus/focus. However, “octopus” is from Greek, and it’s correct pluralization from Greek would be “octopodes.” In English, we have also adopted “octopuses,” which fits our standard pluralization rules.
So, “octopi” is actually a language mix up, though one that’s so common that it seems to be accepted in English.
Semjaza@lemmynsfw.com 1 day ago
Actually, octopi is the “erroneous” one. Although it is a very common mistake so might make the shift to recognised before too much longer.
Everyone still understands it, so it doesn’t matter.
DrDystopia@lemy.lol 1 day ago
Now I wonder how Octopie tastes like. It’s probably related to seafood pizza. 🫠
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 day ago
You do want to keep octopuses in jars because they’re dicks who fuck up the ocean for the rest of us.
And don’t get me started on those fucking cuttlefish.
prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
Blatant squid propaganda
glitch1985@lemmy.world 1 day ago
What about jackalopes?
rickyrigatoni@lemm.ee 1 day ago
Oh. On them. Not in them.
SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 1 day ago
There is our chance to surpass them!
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 day ago
I’ve had that, yes. Also dental care
Klear@lemmy.world 1 day ago
Do octopodes even have teeth?
MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 1 day ago
Some of then have a venomous beak. So. There’s that. :|
Rutty@sh.itjust.works 1 day ago
I have plastic vases that can have them on them. Should take 3 days total
clb92@feddit.dk 2 days ago
What am I even doing with my life… brb, gotta get me an octopus vase…
DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 2 days ago
Smae!