Fake: anon has a gf Gay: anon likes to look directly at the moon, which means he likes to be mooned
Anon's gf is native american
Submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Your comment is Gay: stebo02 thinks only of men’s asses
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
can’t argue with that
bane_killgrind@slrpnk.net 6 months ago
Saiyan: anon looking at the moon grants him great power
RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
“qt3.14” seems pretty authentic though.
Blackmist@feddit.uk 6 months ago
Seems pretty aut-something, but not hentic.
stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
that’s just the native language of 4chan
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Seems like a fairly old version though.
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Google says they can look at the moon just not during a lunar eclipse
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That’s when it tries to get you
marine_mustang@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
More like that’s when the spirits are getting it on. Rebirth of the world, that kind of thing. Source: married into Diné.
shininghero@pawb.social 6 months ago
ITS IN THE LIGHT
THE MOON CAME IN
HE FOUND ME
THRU THE MIRROR
MOONLIGHT WHITE
WHITE LIKE EYES
NOT LIGHT BUT BLOOD
I DROWN IN HIM
IF YOU ARE AFRAID
WE WILL LOOK TOGETHER
angrystego@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Oh, but that’s the BEST time to look!
MBM@lemmings.world 6 months ago
It’s amazing how quickly I’ve become exhausted of “qt3.14”
Frog@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
I know right?
Why would anyone use a version of QT over 20 years old?
brown567@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Calm down, DiCaprio
bamfic@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Found the linux desktop app dev. Here, have a song: youtube.com/watch?v=NbTEVbQLC8s
Rooskie91@discuss.online 6 months ago
You must have gotten frustrated extremely slowly then, because that’s been around since the beginning of /b/
Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
It’s like an awful combination of a boomer making a flirtatious “joke” and the hyper nerdy language of The Big Bang Theory show.
iAvicenna@lemmy.world 6 months ago
anon apparently also cant use google
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
People within the supposedly same religion can’t agree on things all the time. It’s entirely possible that his girlfriend’s version of the religion is nothing like what op would find online, or even more likely, that Apple find multiple claims online that disagree with each other.
The thing about religion is if looking at the moon is against a religion, but some senior person in that religion really likes to look at the Moon, it’ll suddenly be allowed.
“The Internet says you can look at the moon”
“Oh that’s regular Navajo. I’m Fundamentalist Navajo. Also, fuck you for arguing with me about my religion. We’re through.”
shalafi@lemmy.world 6 months ago
He said, “Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912.” I said, “Die, heretic!” And I pushed him over.
oatscoop@midwest.social 6 months ago
“Huh, interesting. Why aren’t you supposed to look at the moon?”
Most people aren’t psychopaths and actually enjoy sharing their beliefs if you ask in a respectful manner.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Then talk to her family about it? This really isn’t that difficult…
drapeaunoir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Knows so little he uses an image of Iron Eyes Cody? Nah, seems too ironic to be real.
Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 6 months ago
read an entire novel about Navajo and their crucial importance when it came to coding messages in the world war Remember next to nothing in the one time it’s relevant Ah shit
Draegur@lemm.ee 6 months ago
OOP better not whistle at night either.
nutsack@lemmy.world 6 months ago
didn’t this get posted already
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Yes, otherwise early to RISA couldn’t have posted a screenshot of it.
horse_battery_staple@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Anon talks about first nations warrior princess. Posts picture of an Italian in brown face…
Frog@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
To be fair, anon also can’t tell the truth or if someone is making shit up.
Robust_Mirror@aussie.zone 6 months ago
I’d wager the vast majority of people that don’t know anything about another person’s religion could tell if what they’re saying is true or not.
Circumcision, fasting, transubstantiation, without any knowledge or frame of reference there really is no way to tell if someone is just talking out of their ass or not when it comes to religious traditions.
Mac@mander.xyz 6 months ago
Relatable tbh
ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
What is…potato ?
DaMonsterKnees@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Damn yo, this doesn’t add much to the conversation, but your reading comprehension skills are laudable. Well played, friend!
Soulg@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
It’s 4chan, that’s like the most respectful image he could’ve possibly used there
not_a_dog@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Also, the native ‘princess’ thing is an extremely tired stereotype.