Comic by rusty_creates

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• WagnasT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Are you fucking sorry??!?

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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    You like that, you fucking retard?‽!

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  • FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    grabs you by the throat BACK THE FUCK OFF???

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Dumbledore said calmly

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  • IndiBrony@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Damn. That’s a throwback 🤚😑👌

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  • TheDarksteel94@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Hi, I’m Sorry :)

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• saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  For some reason this has made me lol so much. Simple and stupid. And love how Jeff just fucks off out of frame getting worse at it.

  I’ve had a few house mates from Japan and Taiwan. They always had a weird issue overemphasising and misusing English swear words. I had to teach them how to swear properly so they didn’t sound like psychos.

  I’ll never forget, “Are you fucking kid me?!” Was in stitches. “Bro, it’s “kidding” and you emphasis that part, not the “fucking” part.”

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  • Glitterbomb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I love the way Russians carry over their curse-as-punctuation into English. I don’t know russian enough to really describe what’s going on that well, but they usually toss the blayt on the end of a sentence, but it feels different than how we do in English. Like, if we say ‘this fucking guy’ it’s very different than ‘this guy, fuck!’ There’s a lot more anger to it, right? But you can catch Russians saying in english ‘this guy, fucking…’ when they want to convey the feeling of ‘this fucking guy.’ I love it every time I catch it.

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  • janNatan@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I believe he’s shitting off the frame.

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• JoMiran@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I have definitely used “are you fucking me”. I was indeed being fucked and not in a pleasant way.

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• MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  I dunno, those all sound like fun things to say. If you’re not having fun with profanity then what’s the point?

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  • DJDarren@thelemmy.club ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    SHIT OFF

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    • MossyFeathers@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Shitting hell is one of my favorites.

      What is shitting hell?

      Is that where they glue you to a toilet and force feed you nothing but dried prunes and coffee?

      What could warrant such a punishment?

      What context IRL could warrant such an exclamation!?

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• jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This is a fuck.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Eat piss you damn hole

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• half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  In aq40 I raided with an actual priest as rl, and he was this bad. It was a combination of him resisting being wrathful when we would wipe, but we also sucked and wiped on the twins like 30 times in one night. One of the most awkward things to hear him unravel and stutter through a few “what the hell fuck guys”

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• some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “A” for effort.

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• dumbass@leminal.space ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  There’s abso-fucking-lutely nothing wrong with the first panel.

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• tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Call him “piss lips”, but don’t tell him I said that.

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• SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  youtu.be/Hi5YhZ0oAiw

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• jecxjo@midwest.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Those are all swears my 7 year old uses.

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• JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This just sounds like one of my Indian uncles.

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• toynbee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this about Shia Lebouf in I, Robot?

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• Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  This meme reminds me of a certian web browser Hmmmmm but what one?? pissandshittium.org God bless the opensource community

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Oh frik

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