Move over Harambe

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• baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tits out for Shabani

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Harambe is overcome with jealousy.

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Shabani; their tits out.

      Harambe; their dicks our

      Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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• Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “We have to stop this behavior!”

  Politely puts up a sign

  It works

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  • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They did say it was in Japan.

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    • pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      The Germany of Asia

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• Shard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Never nuke country twice

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  • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never go full yankee

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’m not an expert on Japanese culture but if there’s one thing I do know it’s that Papa MacArthur isn’t the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.

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• Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  dicks out for Harambetits out for Shabani

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Ngl, I’m at half chub for the dude

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

    Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

    Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. paoloviscardi.com/…/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it…

      2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

      3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?

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    • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You think the foot job would have gave it away.

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Gross, where? Specifically, where?

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• Mango@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These are the girls who chose the bear.

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• lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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• CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.

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  • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh they know, they’re really smart

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• Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Japan is weird.

  I really want to go and get involved, and I don’t mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

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  • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You should definitely go, it’s great!

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• tetrahedron@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  mangadex.org/…/8b0efef8-9ffa-4312-bef4-63af314ae4… lmao

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• yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.

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