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Move over Harambe

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Submitted ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tits out for Shabani

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Harambe is overcome with jealousy.

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      • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Shabani; their tits out.

        Harambe; their dicks our

        Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

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  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine being thirsty for a gorilla.

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  • sundray@lemmus.org ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “We have to stop this behavior!”

    Politely puts up a sign

    It works

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    • OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      They did say it was in Japan.

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      • pumpkinseedoil@mander.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        The Germany of Asia

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  • Shard@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Never nuke country twice

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    • Comment105@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Never go full yankee

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m not an expert on Japanese culture but if there’s one thing I do know it’s that Papa MacArthur isn’t the one who made them, academically speaking, a bunch of subby little heirarchy freaks.

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  • Draegur@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    dicks out for Harambetits out for Shabani

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  • southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Ngl, I’m at half chub for the dude

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This reminds me of the horror story of the monkey prostitute.

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    • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      First of all, it was an orangutan, which is not a monkey.

      Second, it wasn’t a prostitute, as the orangutan wasn’t paid.

      Third, I had no idea, as the orangutan was shaved, and they turned the lights off before I got into the bed.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        1: Apes are cladistically monkeys these days. paoloviscardi.com/…/apes-are-monkeys-deal-with-it…

        2: I think most people would consider a sex slave a prostitute even if their slave holder doesn’t let them keep the money but maybe that’s a fair distinction if you just consider it all rape as a result of the lack of consent.

        3: Understandable, but why’d you keep going back?

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      • Notyou@sopuli.xyz ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        You think the foot job would have gave it away.

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Gross, where? Specifically, where?

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  • Mango@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    These are the girls who chose the bear.

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  • lolcatnip@reddthat.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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  • CallMeButtLove@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if gorillas know their name based off interactions with trainers or if the yelling was bothering all the gorillas.

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    • Noodle07@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Oh they know, they’re really smart

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Japan is weird.

    I really want to go and get involved, and I don’t mean not in those weird videos or game shows you see on the internet.

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    • Trollception@sh.itjust.works ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You should definitely go, it’s great!

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  • tetrahedron@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    mangadex.org/…/8b0efef8-9ffa-4312-bef4-63af314ae4… lmao

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  • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I finally understand why a japanese vtuber that I follow says she loves gorillas when referring to strong dudes.

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