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Daily Discussion Thread: đŸ„°đŸ‡đŸ° Tuesday, September 24, 2024

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Submitted ⁚⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁚Seagoon_@aussie.zone⁩ to ⁚melbourne@aussie.zone⁩

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  • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Elder finally got picture of elusive rabbit

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    • bacon@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      omg

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      That looks like a pet rabbit, I wonder if it is possible to catch it and have a vet scan it for a microchip.

      You’ll prolly need a towel and a heap of patience. Try to throw the towel over the bunny and that should keep it calm, and if you pick it up it is best to tuck it into your elbow and armpit while keep it’s back legs supported, and it’s front legs in your other hand. This should stop it from kicking and possibly breaking its back.

      Leafy greens should be a good coaxing method, and carrots. Or you can just take the time to befriend it and it may be more amenable to being touched.

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      • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        it’s actual size

        puts monocle on, judging by the diameter of the bike’s rim (hazarding 24" kids bike) it’d be 1.5 cos lettuces long and 1 big carrot high.

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      • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        It’s ears are flop ears and the photo doesn’t show it well but it has a crinkly, wavy coat. Slightly darker grey irl than the picture shows too. It’s larger than a football but smaller than a watermelon.

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    • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Omg!! So precious!!

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    • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Elder gets firt dibs but can we have a vote on what to name it?

      I vote for Bunzorrette if a lady bunny or Bunzorr if a dude .

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      • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Mr P named it Magic yesterday because it disappears and reappears lol

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    • underwatermagpies@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      So pretty! Do you maybe have any local magicians struggling with their signature trick because their ‘assistant’ has escaped?

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  • bull@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    The last time I bought USD cash from the bank I walked in, spoke to the teller who hooked me up and I was out within maybe 4 minutes including them going to get the cash for me.

    Today I was directed to take a seat as if I was there to apply for a home loan and nearly 50 minutes later was walked to a back ‘office’ and sat down like I was applying for a home loan, had to verify my email address, phone number and then verify via the mobile app that I was indeed sitting in front of someone at the bank, then re-instate what I wanted. The guy went and got a single form for me to sign stating they’re giving me 4 x $20 and 2 x $10 notes, then quizzed about my large savings account and I said no I’m not looking for a home loan right now, then he just walked me to the teller which I’d been sitting next to who had been there with no line in front of her for the entire time I was there and she sold me the cash.

    CommBank, you fucking SUCK now.

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  • bull@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I gave my 5 year old niece a kazoo

    Satan calls me for ideas

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    • mysticgreg@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      My mother in law gave our 5 year old a very loud toy WHISTLE
 sounds like you mix in the same circles đŸ€Ł 👿

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      And it’s so easy when you’re evil
      This is the life, you see
      The Devil tips his hat to me
      I do it all because I’m evil
      And I do it all for free
      Your tears are all the pay I’ll ever need

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Drummer boy carol

      The whole point of that carol is that ONLY a divine figure of mercy can tolerate a kid playing drums all the time. Maybe for Xmas?

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Good night everyone and welcome to our newest member, BunnyPeeler. 😘

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I made a choc ripple cake for my man coz he been working hard lately. I’m gonna top it with crushed Maltesers because he gave me the idea.

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    • underwatermagpies@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Oh yum. Love a choc ripple.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        The best Aussie invention ever.

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    • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Hope you have the cake ready for tonight’s W T20 match.

      7pm. On 7mate.

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      • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Oooo most likely 👍

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  • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Morning all! Bunny Peeler has been discovered in a kind of nest against the fence, made from a hollow between the fence and some grassy orchid-like flowering plant. It’s hard to get to (hidden behind a rose and a geranium) and looks like they’ve been living in there for a while, munching on violet leaves and such (the hollow is well worn).

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

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    • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Some bunny loves you

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    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Is BunnyPeeler living inside now? I’m just thinking of roaming cats đŸ˜±

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      • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Can’t catch it!

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  • oztrin@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    So I was cleaning my teeth when I heard this odd sound of water glugging in the shower.
    Turn around to see Zooks with her fluffy bum hovering over the drain, pissing down it.
    Saves on the scooping, I suppose


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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I need to wash some dishes but can’t do that while also lying down in bed.

    I’m sure you understand the difficulty.

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    • imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      I need to unpack the dishwasher and have a shower but I am sitting on the couch. Its definitely a conundrum

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      • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Just did the dishwasher, now sitting on tje couch. Beat ya.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I had to buy a few things from the supermarket, it’s a minefield of really really bad food/snacks. I was strong, only good food and necessities were bought. At home now having afternoon coffee, with skim milk , and some peanut butter toast.

    Vintage LPs have been bought, more Peter Cook and Dudley Moore and some music. 👍

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    • dumblederp@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      I think I’ve got a Cook/Moore comedy LP somewhere.

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  • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    One of my neighbours is having a hard time.

    They’re been playing ‘Nothing Compares to you’ the Sinead version, for like 40 minutes now.

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    • anotherspringchicken@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Oh dear. They saaad

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      • MeanElevator@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        They’ve changed it to Meatloaf ‘I would do anything for love’ now, things must be bad.

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  • SpinMeAround@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    So the Man and I are on the same page - if I get a week off, I’m going to Japan! Now just need a new job
 interview tomorrow, please loads of positive energy!

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    • Thornburywitch@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      You got it! Sending vibes across the aether.

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    • underwatermagpies@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Fingers crossed for you!

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Good luck đŸ€ž

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Gym before work. Urghhhhhh

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    • mysticgreg@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      I used to do that but then I’d be wiped out and wrecked for the entire day.

      For me exercise can only happen if I have nothing else left to do afterwards!

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        I just can’t be fucked after work. And I figure, why should work get the best of me?

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    • Force_majeure123@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      What an animal. Get it

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  • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    It doesn’t look pretty with the Maltesers but I tell you what it works.

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    • PeelerSheila@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      😼 It’s what’s inside that countsđŸ€€

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      It looks delicious. I love the idea of crushed maltesers as a topping .

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I am more movicol than man.

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    • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      I’m more movicol than man
      I’m now resigned to the can
      Sweat beads upon my forehead
      My time is utterly torrid
      Here on this throne of porcelain
      Oh Lord I swear I’m tryin
      Answer the prayers of this mere man
      Straining upon this off-white can

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        A work of art ❀

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    • Eagle@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Get some pear nectar into you. Warm it if you need a fast result, cold tastes better if you just need a helping hand.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Are you getting enough fluids and fibre during the day? If it’s due to medication then you gotta up those fluids and fibres.

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      • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

        Yeah it’s medication that’s doing it. I eat a fair bit of fibre but probs could drink more water.

        I’m hoping it settles soon because it’s a slight alteration of meds.

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    • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      sudafed and hayfever tablets can also mess you up a bit

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  • Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I’m so tired but it’s the nice kind of tired. Maybe it’s the happy chemicals from the gym this morning.

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Looking for my glasses ??? They are on my face. 🙄

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  • Bottom_racer@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Shout out to my main man Archimedes who just helped me pull a bunch of deep steel stakes outta the ground. Getting a new veg patch so old one has to go.

    Bashed the shit out of the first one with a hammer and wiggled it like a caveman, came out eventually and whilst cathartic wasn’t ideal was a bit of (rave alert) a Dustup. So Archi came to the rescue.

    Basically screwing the stake into a long bit of wood using the ground as a fulcrum and lift.

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  • bull@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I think every cop in Melton and surrounds including the serious suit wearing types are at Woodgrove shopping centre in Melton and they have a whole entrance taped off. Wouldn’t be surprised to hear something on the news if it isn’t already.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      A sixteen year old has been stabbed. He is deceased. Very sad.

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      My daughter’s checking it out on Melton mums Facebook. I’ll update you.

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  • oztrin@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Morning all!
    So does Sammi want chicken breast cut up into pieces by my own fair hands?
    No, she wants Aldi pouch food. đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž

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    • CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      You’ve gotta pretend it’s for you, then she’ll want it.

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    • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

      Mrs Moo doesn’t want home cooked meals or Weruva steak and pumpkin - she wants Dine or Fancy Feast!

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  • Alamutjones@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Jesus Christ I’m glad to be done for the day

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  • Catfish@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Much sads. Lost my GrumpyCat brooch

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  • useless_modern_god@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Welp, I couldn’t get the Kylie pre-sale tix. They seem to have sold out rather quickly. Will try again next month.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Ok I love hearing stories about how people met their partners! So how did the partnered people amongst us meet their SOs? :)

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  • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I come back with pineapple rings.

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  • LowExperience2368@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I have a co-worker who basically used me to trauma dump about her past abusive relationship. Now she’s being very cryptic with another co-worker, saying things like, “I’ve been publicly humiliated” or when she went to meet with her ex after they had been no longer together for a year, “I’m in trouble”. She met with him to see if she was over him but she was still in contact with him the whole time (because she believed he was her soulmate).

    I honestly feel like she’s just looking for a reaction now and she’s got some growing up to do. Yes, she’s had a shitty experience and I think I’ve acknowledged that to her. But ultimately, this is her life and she can decide what she wants to do. The whole thing is ridiculous and I’m sick of hearing about it.

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  • Duenan@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Burger
. I have made. I have eaten with pineapple.

    I am full.

    Dishes are done which was really hard to do with a full belly.

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  • StudChud@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    Went for a walk, checked out pet barn, got some coffees, a brownie, a Portuguese tart, and a big sanga, and spent the arvo chilling out.

    Lovely day for it too.

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  • melbaboutown@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    I’m getting so sick of people, particularly the special units. Dreaming of being left the fuck alone.

    (Not you guys, we’re cool.)

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  • Seagoon_@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    It’s such a beautiful sunny warm day, seems a shame to waste at home. And I think I need some sun and to get out.

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  • Taleya@aussie.zone ⁚7⁩ ⁚months⁩ ago

    FLAAAAAN

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