Some of us need an early night tonight.
Daily Discussion Thread: 🌿🥬🐌 Sunday, September 22, 2024
Submitted 4 months ago by Seagoon_@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
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underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
This fluffy creature has the right idea.
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Sleep seems to come to cats so easily.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Refined and concentrated essence of zzzzzzzzz
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 months ago
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I think you’re gonna have to share your chilli recipe now. Btw that looks amazing.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 months ago
It’s all hand written with cryptic notes lol. If you really interested I can decipher it and send it later, I don’t mind. The secret ingredient is Kilkenny 😎
and by the way, you posted a link to a Hawawshi dish a few days ago which I will be attempting this week so thank you. Is there a sauce you recommend with that?
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oh jeez that looks good.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Bragging rights. Can I have one with extra mushrooms please.
useless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oof… nobody likes mushies in this house but me so they aren’t really a thing. Perhaps we could do a private mushroom party 🥳
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oh my goodness… I’m blushing.
It’s been a long time since I’ve microwaved a potat, I’m not sure why… But it’s time to get back on the horseuseless_modern_god@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Air fried mate. Rub with oil and salt.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Sorted!!!
Oh thank fuck.
Duenan@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Did your doctor get back to you?
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Yep. What an absolute legend!
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 months ago
hugs
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Thank you ❤️
Baku@aussie.zone 4 months ago
If anybody’s ever thought I’m giving the McPeake people a hard time and shouldn’t call them incompetent reject tradies:
That wood at the bottom had rotted out, so he came to ‘fix’ it by putting a triangular piece of wood there. He put a fucking nail through the window.
I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW HE WAS HERE! HE CAME AND “FIXED” THE WINDOW WITHOUT TELLING ME!! THEN HE RAN AWAY AFTER BREAKING THE WINDOW!!! (I have it on camera, it was 100% without a doubt him!)
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 months ago
…if I ever doubt my intelligence I’ll just think of old mate here
Baku@aussie.zone 4 months ago
What? You don’t put nails through your window?
Do you even have a life bro?
Baku@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oh, I should also add that this fuckwit turned up in a T-shirt that said “Hate to brag, but I’m pure blooded [obnoxious winky face]”. I don’t know if I’m looking too far into it, but the only 2 contexts I am aware of a bogan sounding, white aussie bloke saying or wearing anything along those lines are either anti-vaxxers (“pure” because they’re unvaccinated), or racists (“pure” because they’re white). He was just generally a dropkick as well, so I don’t have high hopes he didn’t genuinely rock up wearing a racist shirt
(and even if there’s another, more innocent meaning to it, wearing something like that to work seems very risky. That’s a phrase usually used in reference to race, and I feel like you have a responsibility to not wear anything people may find offensive to work, even if that isn’t your intention.)
SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Ugh, sounds like a thoroughly shit person. May your paths never cross again. Sorry this happened to you.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Look up the phrase ‘diamond pure’ sometime. It’s the technical term for dog shit that’s turned white in the sun. Used to be used a lot for tanning fine leather for bookbinding and gloves. Back in my grandparents day kids could earn pocket money gathering it off the street and selling it to the tanneries. Those ‘pure’ t shirts still give me quiet giggles.
indisin@aussie.zone 4 months ago
LPT: Do not add 2tbps of “Da’ Bomb Beyond Insanity” to a single fajita. My anus is currently trying to leave me to be with a better person.
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oh lordy
indisin@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’ve tried praying and it hasn’t helped. Should I listen to Lorde? Will that help?
StudChud@aussie.zone 4 months ago
A perfect day to sit at a cafe
Duenan@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I love nothing more than to sit at a cafe watching as people go through their everyday things as I sip on a coffee.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’ve run out of the medication I need to function and it was the last repeat.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
Have tried ringing the private hospital where my doctor works from but they can only send him a message.
Fuck.
dumblederp@aussie.zone 4 months ago
If you’ve a regular pharmacist I’ve heard they can prescribe you a few days worth to tide you over until the doc sorts a repeat out.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I tried that but because it’s a stimulant there’s really tight regulations around it.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Who has washing to do and is still procrastinating?
🖐
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I have to vacuum and do the bathroom and I just want to sit in bed and read…
RustyRaven@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Sorry, mine’s washed and hung up to dry already.
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Well haven’t you been a busy little bee. I’ve had two shits and three cups of tea and I’ve just managed to put a load on.
Duenan@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I did mine yesterday however I’m procrastinating now.
SituationCake@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Washing done but I need to tidy, vacuum and some life admin and am procrastinating.
Pilk@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Love a manufacturing process video on YouTube sometimes.
Just watched one where the “QC PASSED” sticker went on the appliance before it was even fully assembled. Gotta love it.
bacon@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Beep Beep 🚚
🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Roast beef with horseradish and roasted veg and gravy!!!
bacon@aussie.zone 4 months ago
🍖🥕🌽🥦🥕🧅🍯
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 months ago
An Aussie burger either the lot please
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 months ago
good call
bacon@aussie.zone 4 months ago
🍔🍅🧅🍳🔴🥬🥒
indisin@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Frozen toilet roll and some ice cubes please chef ❤️
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oh dear. Been there, alas.
bacon@aussie.zone 4 months ago
🧊🧻❄️🍧
SpinMeAround@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Oooh, a lovely glass of sparkling and some oysters, please!
bacon@aussie.zone 4 months ago
🍹🍾🦪🦪🦪
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Hmm. Lemon lime bitters cordial and… Any variety of sandwich. Pls and thank you.
bacon@aussie.zone 4 months ago
🍋🍋🟩🍸🥪^🥪^🥪~🥪~🥪
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Happy Equinox everybody! Actually was yesterday, but who’s counting.
Catfish@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Is it? Counting is kinda of the point, but I only really pay attention to Solstices.
TheWitchofThornbury@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’ve found that the equinox really kicks off growth in the garden. More than warm weather or wet weather does. I think its the tipping point where daylight hours overtake nighttime hours.
melbaboutown@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’m making friends with the maggies that come here, letting them see my face and dropping a few little treats.
Sometimes I throw a few pieces of dry cat food (high quality, nutritionally complete, high protein and grain free). I had some dried mealworms but unsure where they are. Today I threw some small whole dried fish.
I don’t give bread or mince, being aware of calcium deficiencies or food getting stuck on beaks. And I don’t give it frequently or in excessive quantities
StudChud@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Been ages since I had alcohol, and I can feel every cell of my body hates me.
wscholermann@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’m not a fan for how early the sun is coming up lately.
wscholermann@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’m in dark mood tonight. Life lately seems to be all about money and worrying about and trying to hang on to it. And part of me thinks it really doesn’t seem worth it.
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I know it’s very Melbourne-centric of me, but Grand Final week just isn’t the same with two interstate teams. Even if we call them South Melbourne and Fitzroy.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Urgh mouth tastes like stale gin…
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Okay. I’m up. I even have coffee on the go.
Jesus motherfuck
Alamutjones@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Is it possibly to surgically remove the neighbours?
Four hours and counting of their bullshit
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
There are, for me, 4 types of playing guitar:
- I want to try to write and record something
- I want to try some new ideas
- I’m just fucking around
- I need to create the sonic equivalent of smashing my head against a brick wall until the wall breaks.
Tonight was number 4. And it also generally lines up with “I need to get some shit out of my system”.
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 months ago
If anyone wants weed meet you in the maccas carpark at 10pm. Usual rate is $240 but today it’s -$240 an oz I’ll also throw in some Callistemon that fell down in the recent windy.
Dragging that fucker that fell over the neighbours’ fence required patience.
You’re also welcome to the upside down bucket.
Force_majeure123@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Who wants what from aldi? Leaving in 15m so be quick
Baku@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Window fixed, or rather, secured
He initially just put some cardboard and duct tape over it, but then noticed some more major cracks running up the window so suggested that he could board it up as it might be a few weeks until a glazier comes to replace it.
I called emergency maintenance, because it does qualify as an emergency repair (even though he came to “fix” it on Wednesday and I just didn’t notice…). And the bloke who fixed it was from… Drumroll… McPeake!
He was actually pretty chill though, called the bloke an idiot, and said that he absolutely should not have even come to “fix” it without notifying anyone. Technically he did notify me, he said on Tuesday he’d come by the next day to fix it. But he still should’ve knocked, and he absolutely should not have just tried to do a runner after breaking the window. Tosser.
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
What a great night!
Have a great day everyone ❤️
Duenan@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Made my burger and ate it.
Super messy affair. The bottom half of the burger bun literally disintegrated in my hands and had to turn it upside down just to keep it together.
Need to figure out how to stop it from disintegrating like that.
Also more cooking time needed for Patties. Maybe 2 more mins and higher temp.
Duenan@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Dear PC gamers who work an office job:
Do you find it weird to be at a PC all day and turn play PC games at home or is it just me?
Duenan@aussie.zone 4 months ago
I’m going to try air frying burger Pattie’s and see if they turn out ok tonight.
Planning to make a burger with double cheese, double Pattie’s, bacon and hash browns.
Eagle@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Mr Floof is 1 year old today. He loved the tuna cake, not a fan of the singing.
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Gibsonhasafluffybutt@aussie.zone 4 months ago
His ear fluff is incredible lol
imoldgreeeg@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Happy birthday Mr Floof. What a beautiful boy 😍
Seagoon_@aussie.zone 4 months ago
He is so beautiful. Look at those golden eyes. 🙂
underwatermagpies@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Happy birthday Mr Floof 🎉
Bottom_racer@aussie.zone 4 months ago
Happy b’day little floof.