A bit entitled, this anon with no money sponging off his little brother. No surprise the sister in law doesn’t like him or trust him
Anon wants snacks
Submitted 4 weeks ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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psud@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
A bit? He lives rent free, has no money and complains about the multiple food options that are freely available to him. Grade A narcissist.
DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org 4 weeks ago
And expects them to go back out and pay for his non-problem
BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him
riodoro1@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Tell me you’ve never seen 4chan without telling me you’ve never seen 4chan.
I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You can’t possibly believe this is real.
Yprum@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Does it need to be real just to be roasted?
cheddar@programming.dev 4 weeks ago
This is the most believable thing I’ve seen here. Like, isn’t this a normal 4chan user?
Rolando@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I dunno fam, I can see this one happening.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
There’s a shit ton of world building that isn’t on the page here.
Like, how long has anon been there? Is it the first time they’ve had to move in with family? What’s the dealio?
Nfamwap@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Is anon a neet who contributes fuck all to the household? Does anon go days without washing? Has anon been caught rummaging around in Stacy’s underwear drawer?
We need answers.
Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 weeks ago
Yes across the board.
Rentlar@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Besides [snack], knockoff [snack], [snack] and [snack] they have no snacks.
Idk. Maybe OOP wanted something healthy?
Nomad@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
Anon is a leech
psycho_driver@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Anon just get a lunch shift at McDonalds and eat all their food.
teslasaur@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
This is the perfect representation of how most people would imagine a communist.
mobilehugh@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
shocked by "run pantry_raid.exe” as it was not read as pantry raid.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Anon is 14.
Gotta be.
Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Maybe mentally
Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone 4 weeks ago
Snacking is a path to obesity
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You’re not wrong. Eating just 500 extra calories a day (which is like two donuts, something I could pop down without even realizing I’d done it) means you’ll put on a pound a week (3500 calories = 1 pound of body fat) or 52 pounds in one year, which would take a 6’0" 180-pound man into obese territory, per BMI calculations. And TBF that’s pretty weak sauce; on numerous occasions I’ve added that much fat just over the Winter.
Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
🎣🪫
quixotic120@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
“Besides a bunch of snacks they have no snacks”
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 weeks ago
Maybe anon wants celery sticks. 🤷🏻♂️