Anon wants snacks

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• quixotic120@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “Besides a bunch of snacks they have no snacks”

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe anon wants celery sticks. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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• psud@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  A bit entitled, this anon with no money sponging off his little brother. No surprise the sister in law doesn’t like him or trust him

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  • Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A bit? He lives rent free, has no money and complains about the multiple food options that are freely available to him. Grade A narcissist.

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    • DarkDarkHouse@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And expects them to go back out and pay for his non-problem

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• BodilessGaze@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please tell me the replies roasted the shit out of him

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  • riodoro1@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tell me you’ve never seen 4chan without telling me you’ve never seen 4chan.

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  • I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You can’t possibly believe this is real.

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    • Yprum@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Does it need to be real just to be roasted?

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    • cheddar@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      This is the most believable thing I’ve seen here. Like, isn’t this a normal 4chan user?

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    • Rolando@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I dunno fam, I can see this one happening.

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s a shit ton of world building that isn’t on the page here.

  Like, how long has anon been there? Is it the first time they’ve had to move in with family? What’s the dealio?

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  • Nfamwap@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is anon a neet who contributes fuck all to the household? Does anon go days without washing? Has anon been caught rummaging around in Stacy’s underwear drawer?

    We need answers.

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    • Geth@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes across the board.

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• Rentlar@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Besides [snack], knockoff [snack], [snack] and [snack] they have no snacks.

  Idk. Maybe OOP wanted something healthy?

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• Nomad@infosec.pub ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon is a leech

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• psycho_driver@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon just get a lunch shift at McDonalds and eat all their food.

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• teslasaur@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is the perfect representation of how most people would imagine a communist.

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• mobilehugh@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  shocked by "run pantry_raid.exe” as it was not read as pantry raid.

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• Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anon is 14.

  Gotta be.

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  • Mammothmothman@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe mentally

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• Aussiemandeus@aussie.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Snacking is a path to obesity

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You’re not wrong. Eating just 500 extra calories a day (which is like two donuts, something I could pop down without even realizing I’d done it) means you’ll put on a pound a week (3500 calories = 1 pound of body fat) or 52 pounds in one year, which would take a 6’0" 180-pound man into obese territory, per BMI calculations. And TBF that’s pretty weak sauce; on numerous occasions I’ve added that much fat just over the Winter.

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• Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  🎣🪫

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