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Anon's gf is up to something

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Submitted ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    > flunked out of art school

    > natural leader

    Uh oh

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    • tfw_no_toiletpaper@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “shy and quiet” tho

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      • mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Hitler started out that way too. Early on, his approach to women was being vaguely nearby on some occasions, not speaking to them, and wonder why she didn’t respond to his non-communication

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      • Psythik@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        It’s true, though. There was a reason why Hitler had to load up on Amphetamines before he went on stage.

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  • Death_Equity@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Definitely a gaslighting toxic roastie.

    How dare she appreciate and admire him for who he is like some street walking game playing whore.

    How some 4chan regulars function in life and fail upwards into relationships with quality women is beyond me.

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    • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      My grandma used to say “at the right price, everything sells”.

      Kind of, at least, she’s say it in the local dialect that doesn’t translate great to English.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        she’s say it in the local dialect that doesn’t translate great to English.

        Oh yeah Scouse. No one knows what they’re saying

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Grow some balls.

    Become the man your girl thinks you are.

    But you can’t be tall, you are fucked.

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    • Schal330@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      She’s saying these things to him to reinforce it into his subconscious. One day he may start believing those lies, and one day they may actually come true. Except the tall thing, he’s fucked.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Just tell people you’re a long way off. Pretend to be yelling all of your responses, People will think you’re tall but just far away.

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      • Asafum@feddit.nl ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I have the exact opposite.

        No gf of course, but my daily affirmations for the last 20 years are: “you’re a piece of shit. You’re worthless. You’re single because you’re worthless. Don’t seek a gf, no one deserves to suffer your existence. Blue collar shit work is the only thing you’re capable of. You have decayed dog shit where your memory should be. Get fucked asshole, I hate you.”

        It’s fun.

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      • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Maybe she’s trying to mind over matter experiment. If you just believe strongly enough maybe he’ll grow a couple of inches

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    • drasglaf@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Heels were invented for a reason, you know.

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      • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I’m tall.

        Facebook keeps recommending these hidden lifts that go into your shoes. I’m tempted to get them just to be even taller.

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    • Damage@slrpnk.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You can stand up straight tho. People always think I’m taller than I actually am

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      • idiomaddict@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Likewise, I’m 5’10”/178 cm, and nobody believes me until I straighten up

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  • hoshikarakitaridia@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Homie has his girl become his hype man that’s the best thing that could happen and he’s still questioning it. I feel for this guy and his overanalyzing brain.

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  • Etterra@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hold on, I’ve been here, I got this.

    Ahem.

    Stop. Shut up. Don’t question it - you can’t apply logic to this. Just enjoy it while it lasts. If it’s Kris happening over a prolonged period, them she’s a keeper.

    What she’s doing is called “affection.” It can come in different forms, usually from family, friends, and romantic partners. If you’re like most guys, you probably didn’t experience much of it before. If that’s true, you wouldn’t know what it is. I advise therapy, because you don’t know what you don’t know.

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    • Taalnazi@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Kris?

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  • echodot@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How does this guy think he got into the relationship in the first place?

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  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    1.7m is tall? Do you live in Shire?

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    • stebo02@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      the whole point of this post is that anon’s gf is exaggerating to boost his confidence

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  • kusivittula@sopuli.xyz ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    that’s gaslighting! stop her!

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  • damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Clearly, she’s Possing OP.

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nicemaxing

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  • AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    People who build others up instead of shitting on them at every opportunity are great people.

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    • SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      But what is their endgame tho? 🤔

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  • morphballganon@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Completing school has less to do with intelligence than discipline

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  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Anon seems to be survived some emotional abuse.

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    • SsxChaos@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      To be daily praised must be emotionally horrifying, I am lucky to be never praised at anything in my life,me is very very happy ◉⁠‿⁠◉

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  • uis@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

    Doctor Doofenshmirtz is up to something.

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  • Mwa@thelemmy.club ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Isn’t that image a touhou character I can be wrong

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Do you build me up just to bring me down again?

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