Haha the only thing they had to change between 2016 and now is replacing Pence with Vance and adding an exclamation point to the slogan.
…Holy shit… Is that why they picked Vance for VP? So they could save money on signs and shirts?
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Haha the only thing they had to change between 2016 and now is replacing Pence with Vance and adding an exclamation point to the slogan.
…Holy shit… Is that why they picked Vance for VP? So they could save money on signs and shirts?
I think they just like to avoid multisyllabic words with their base.
multi syllable names are for minorities, can’t get the base confused on who to hate vs idolize!
How long till he wears a Spirit Halloween branded tie?
This doesn’t look like food. More like… plastic?
brought to you by carl’s junior
God damn it Johnsonville are the only halfway decent bratwurst my nowhere grocery carries. Guess it’ll be the rare time I find them at a farmers market.
GOD DAMN IT
I feel your pain!
Makes me glad I don’t buy Folgers
Price is Right pricing game looking-ass conference
That’s how he gets his funding now.
I thought the products were an illustration of how much food is in his colon. You know: why he’s so full of shit.
Hey, cool, I use some of those! Not the coffee: wtf is with instant coffee? Do most people really still use that when a basic drip machine is so cheap and ubiquitous.
And the Jimmy Dean “Hot” is usually better tasting, unless you have someone who needs the mild
That’s not instant, those are tubs of pre-ground coffee.
I’d take instant over those brands made in a drip machine though.
What brands would you buy? I’m looking to branch out
Drip coffee takes too long and most people are too lazy/dumb to figure out how to schedule the coffee machine (if their machine even has that feature at all).
To maximize my sleep, I give myself a 15 minute window to get up and get to work. I don’t drink coffee, but if I did, I’d go with instant. Just heat up the water and stir in the coffee mix. Takes less than 2 minutes.
Add another 30 seconds and you could have had Aeropress.
I have to admit to k-cups. Horribly wasteful with the packaging but oh so convenient and much better than instant
I save my good coffee for the weekends when I can slow down and enjoy the process rather than impatiently wait
He’s showing you which products to never buy again
Well I’m not buying any of those products ever again.
And again, let’s talk about social security, with Folgers, social security can’t fail. Social security will wake up every day to the gree aroma of Folgers coffee and Folgers coffee will bring up it’s game! With Folgers coffee and honey nut Cheerios, well also fix all of our homeless. Honey nut Cheerios and Folgers for breakfast give the homeless the energy they need to get thru their day.
Needs more slurring and made up words. I give it a B-.
Oh I wasn’t trying to impersonate the president this time. That’s illegal. Right? I mean I had this big big guy come up to me this morning, crying the big guy. He says, to me: daddy can you pass me the honey nut Cheerios please and Folgers. I’ll never forget right? Because he was saying it. And when I heard it. When I heard it, it was big to me. Big news like Hilary’s emails.
It’s the best part of waking up.
I can never separate Folgers from the commercial parody…
unfortunately I always think of the Manson Family murders when I hear Folgers
Folgers is great
You just like sugar packets and or cream. No sane person actually likes the taste of that shit.
I’m not going to pretend Folger’s is some fine luxury brand. I’m not going to pretend it’s even good coffee. It’s fine. Not great but fine.
Is it shit? No, get your ratios right and it’s fine. It’s cheaper and better than a Starbucks cup. If you’re going for black coffee, you can do worse.
I’ve had forgers once and it was the most dirt tasting bullshit.
I’m with you.
I’d prefer to remain ‘insane’ in the eyes of terminally online degenerates that never leave the house.
I actually just like the smell of it brewing. Heavenly.
Tastes like shit, though.
Why is this guy being downvoted? Is there an implication of Folgers endorsing Trump? Is it implied that his liking Folgers is because of their Trump endorsement?
I’m genuinely asking, I’m hella out of the loop
Because Folgers is horrendously disgusting, for one. Also I think it’s being endorsed by trump here…
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I think they’re just upset because they have different opinions on coffee
Old man looks miserable. Couldnt happen to a nicer guy.
“And this is bacon, which you might find in a bacon, lettuce, and tomato sandwich”
UK voters now have PTSD flashbacks
Perfect!!!
Golf Clap
Did you smell like a corpse before yhe shower? That might explain the deadmans visage you see
It’s the best part of waking up.
covfefe in your cup
And you thought ads weren’t effective
Advertising is what makes America great again.
Inflation!
It’s a Trump. They spend an insane amount of money on marketing, but a bad product is a bad product.
nifty@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s just trying to get PAC funding from General Mills or whoever the fuck makes that shit
db2@lemmy.world 5 months ago
It’s all Monsanto if you go far enough.
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Maxwell House and Folgers are owned by different companies. This isn’t the same as the Goya thing from a while back.
frunch@lemmy.world 5 months ago
He’s diversifying!