Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.
Choose your fighter
Submitted 4 months ago by MacNCheezus@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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norimee@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Sylvartas@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.
MehBlah@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.
trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.
AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.
Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.
littletranspunk@lemmus.org 4 months ago
Glockatoo
They’re the one I can count on to not give up
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!
MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 4 months ago
EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 months ago
obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times
you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.
okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 4 months ago
The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.
RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 4 months ago
It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!
it_depends_man@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*
“nothing personal, kid”
v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 4 months ago
personell*
don@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.
franklin@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.
Tillyrblue@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Glock Ness Monster
At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
The clocktapus is chambered for 8x9x19mm
LordGimp@lemm.ee 4 months ago
What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?
Pixlbabble@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 4 months ago
I’m going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.
- Large
- Armored
- Shooty and Stabby.
BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
That horn would make for a great M2 mount. I mean a glocktopus would cause great chaos, but a 2.5ton beast with 5cm thick skin coming at you at 50km/h is already scary before adding a ma deuce and 200 rounds of belt fed 50cal.
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Hollywood? Are you reading this?
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Writer: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot
Baguette@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Now i kinda miss r/bossfight. There’s some pretty cool bosses there
RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social 4 months ago
Glock Ness Monster because I’m also not real @.@
Also, “Glocktopus” reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅
Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐
WolfLink@sh.itjust.works 4 months ago
These are basically Enter the Gungeon bosses
TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee 4 months ago
Glocktopus.
Peace through superior firepower.