Choose your fighter

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• TotallyNotSpez@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glocktopus.

  Peace through superior firepower.

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• norimee@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glocktopus as 9 freaking brains. Together with his 3 hearts and 8 arms he’s unstoppable.

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  • Sylvartas@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also a master of camouflage, and is already known to use tools somewhat proficiently. A clear winner

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah but his brains are known to not always coordinate well, even to the point of attacking each other.

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• MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going with Glocktopus. Quantity has a quality all its own.

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  • trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also, each arm has its own brain, so it’s pretty hard to disable.

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• AnIntenseMoist@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Y’all sleeping on Glockadile. He will see you in a while, and when he does I’d rather he be a friendly.

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  • Riven@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Also they tend to be fairly bullet proof too. You have to shoot them in this small area on the top of their head to kill em quickly. Otherwise they’ll live a while shooting back at you.

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• littletranspunk@lemmus.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glockatoo

  They’re the one I can count on to not give up

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• EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m more concerned about the indestructible glockroach!

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  • MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A new challenger appears…

    Image

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    • EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Ah fuck, that’s more terrifying than I’d imagined!

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• moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  obviously you gotta go with glocktopus, you can shoot 8 times

  you don’t pick glocktopus? that’s waiting for you in the water, your head goes under? he’s there, he’s waiting for you, he’s not gonna fuck around.

  okay class now we gotta get back onto our little cheeky curriculum

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The Glocktopus is the easy choice here.

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  • RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s not even a choice, bro. Glocktopus for life!

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• it_depends_man@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glockness Monster *teleports behind you*

  “nothing personal, kid”

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  • v4ld1z@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    personell*

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    • don@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Those that know the meme know that this is the correct spelling.

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• franklin@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everybody gangsta until the Glizzard shows up.

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• Tillyrblue@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glock Ness Monster

  At least I’ll have a 50/50 chance

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• BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The clocktapus is chambered for 8x9x19mm

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• LordGimp@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What stupidity you must have to choose any other than the glockatoo. All the rest of them are ground dwelling or water critters. What if I want my Lil dude to fly up in the sky to shoot God?

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• Pixlbabble@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glocktopus and Glockatoo are tied for me.

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• ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m going outside the box and taking the Rhiglockeros.

  • Large
  • Armored
  • Shooty and Stabby.

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  • BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That horn would make for a great M2 mount. I mean a glocktopus would cause great chaos, but a 2.5ton beast with 5cm thick skin coming at you at 50km/h is already scary before adding a ma deuce and 200 rounds of belt fed 50cal.

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• creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I can imagine a battle between the glocktopus v the Glock ness monster tuning into a conspiracy themed death note parody

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  • milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hollywood? Are you reading this?

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    • creditCrazy@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Writer: ok so this new show is basically death note buuuut L wears a tinfoil hat at all times and is convinced kira is Bigfoot

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• Baguette@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Now i kinda miss r/bossfight. There’s some pretty cool bosses there

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• RiikkaTheIcePrincess@pawb.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Glock Ness Monster because I’m also not real @.@

  Also, “Glocktopus” reminds me of the Locktopus from Perfect Dark Zero 😅

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• Hugh_Jeggs@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Things the English and the yanks have in common - thinking “loch” and “Glock” end in the same sound 🧐

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• WolfLink@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  These are basically Enter the Gungeon bosses

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