Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
Sitting and shitting on my high horse
Submitted 9 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9c45959e-6a91-4181-b3f0-fd9be513dc06.webp
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
MHanak@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Why is there a mirror on the floor???
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?
huh.
Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 9 months ago
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
Dg2445@lemm.ee 9 months ago
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
Taleya@aussie.zone 9 months ago
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
bmsok@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
that’s what squires are for.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 9 months ago
That’s why you bring your sword with you.
goosehorse@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Sure, but why’s the coke mirror on the floor??
Obi@sopuli.xyz 9 months ago
Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse’s head.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 9 months ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line.
You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 9 months ago
That’s when you gotta sidesaddle
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
10/10 would poop there
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 months ago
Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫
thal3s@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
take me home shadowfax
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Feeling fancy?
Stern@lemmy.world 9 months ago
only way I’ll sit to pee.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
Maalus@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
Zozano@lemy.lol 9 months ago
Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty
snake@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 9 months ago
I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it
Zozano@lemy.lol 9 months ago
How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?
I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 9 months ago
this one was literal
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
I bet this is what the royal family use
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 9 months ago
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
cheddar@programming.dev 9 months ago
Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Imagine
it’s imaginary mate.
AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn’t put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN’T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3’ AWAY.
Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 9 months ago
This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol
balsoft@lemmy.ml 9 months ago
Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/
In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.
And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.
Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Which came first? The AI image could be a bad render of the original picture with low quality.
There’s issues with models pushing back source material with minor modifications, which suggest they were trained on some copyrighted material. It seems like it could be the case here. Or, as you suggest, it’s a lowering of the AI quality to add a more realistic appearance.
Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 9 months ago
lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision is even more clearly AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.
Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 9 months ago
short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.
Killer57@lemmy.ca 9 months ago
I’m honestly not surprised. It’s real, I’ve seen weirder shit in real life. This just in, Rich white people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Perfection
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 9 months ago
Do not buy saddles from this person.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 9 months ago
Don’t get off the carousel until you make your drop
Taleya@aussie.zone 9 months ago
The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me