Ask no questions regarding the floor mirror
Sitting and shitting on my high horse
Submitted 10 months ago by SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com to [deleted]
https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/pictrs/image/9c45959e-6a91-4181-b3f0-fd9be513dc06.webp
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SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
MHanak@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why is there a mirror on the floor???
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
and why doesn’t it reflect the objects above it?
huh.
Winco@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
The toilet paper looks to be a bit of a reach. Not too far, but just far enough to be annoying.
Dg2445@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Need to add a unicorn horn so you have a place to hang the tp.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Also a way to dislodge stubborn poo-poos.
eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I imagine that, when your toilet looks like this, reaching the toilet paper is the restroom attendant’s job.
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
Get one of those grabby claw things, painted to resemble a polo club
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Nah just get the horse to hand it to you
bmsok@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Onward to the paper, my noble steed!
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
that’s what squires are for.
nieceandtows@programming.dev 10 months ago
That’s why you bring your sword with you.
goosehorse@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Sure, but why’s the coke mirror on the floor??
Obi@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Yeah this needs a little shelf behind the horse’s head.
thenextguy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Not suitable for when you’ve got those real ass clenching moments where you internal spinchter has given up and the external one is the only one holding the line.
You lift one leg over to mount this beast and suddenly you’ve got to get the Windex to clean the floor mirror.
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
That’s when you gotta sidesaddle
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
10/10 would poop there
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Leaning on the horse when you got diarrhoea 😫
thal3s@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Wrapping both arms around its neck and holding on for dear life.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
take me home shadowfax
The_Eminent_Bon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Feeling fancy?
Stern@lemmy.world 10 months ago
only way I’ll sit to pee.
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Nah you can still pee into this one from the side. You just have to arc it
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll just pee into my horse from the side.
Maalus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Stand in front and do the bullet curving like in Wanted.
Zozano@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Time to trade in my SquattyPotty for a TrottyPotty
snake@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Exactly, I thought this was only missing stirrups!
boatsnhos931@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I wasn’t as impressed as I thought I would be with it
Zozano@lemy.lol 10 months ago
How long have you been using it, and have you occasionally used toilets without a step since starting?
I’ve been using mine for about four years now, and I think it’s insane that most people don’t even know about the benefits of squatting posture.
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 10 months ago
this one was literal
SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
I bet this is what the royal family use
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 months ago
hedgehogging_the_bed@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nonsense, posting on that toilet without styrups would be damn near impossible.
cheddar@programming.dev 10 months ago
Imagine cleaning this though, that looks like a lot of work.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine
it’s imaginary mate.
AI garbage. No one is going to wall-float a carousel horse, if they did, they wouldn’t put a mirror under it, if they did, the mirror would REFLECT THE BOTTOM OF THE HORSE, and failing all that, if someone was wacky and physics defying enough to ignore all that, THEY WOULDN’T MOUNT THE TOILET PAPER 3’ AWAY.
Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This just screams “Gurbanguly Berdymukhamedov” even though apparently it doesn’t actually have anything to do with him lol
balsoft@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Upon further inspection, it’s almost definitely AI. Look at the better-quality original: in.pinterest.com/pin/937874691150982659/
In particular, note the nonsensical reflection in the mirror (which is inexplicably placed on the floor?), weird toilet paper roll, and half-unicorn horn half-third ear thing sticking out from the head.
And if you check out that Pinterest account, it’s full of AI-generated crap too.
Which mostly just demonstrates how good the AI has become, to the point where if you scale down the image somewhat, it fools humans and AI detectors alike.
Fandangalo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Which came first? The AI image could be a bad render of the original picture with low quality.
There’s issues with models pushing back source material with minor modifications, which suggest they were trained on some copyrighted material. It seems like it could be the case here. Or, as you suggest, it’s a lowering of the AI quality to add a more realistic appearance.
Ragdoll_X@lemmy.world 10 months ago
lmao no wonder something looked so off to me, the HD verision is even more clearly AI-generated, even more so considering the website it came from.
Interestingly enough even the larger image on the original website fooled most of the AI image detectors, with only one of them (isitai.com) just barely saying that the image is probably AI-generated, while all the others said with >90% confidence that it wasn’t.
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 10 months ago
short version: AI detectors are snake oil garbage.
Killer57@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I’m honestly not surprised. It’s real, I’ve seen weirder shit in real life. This just in, Rich white people buy weird shit. More at 11:00!
RaoulDook@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Perfection
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Do not buy saddles from this person.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Don’t get off the carousel until you make your drop
Taleya@aussie.zone 10 months ago
The fact the sewer pipe has to logically be routed out the back end is sending me