Crypto trade
There’s where all the money went I guess. Gotta steal toilet paper to leverage that crypto position. (After you’ve already lost everything several times)
Anon is your financial advisor
Submitted 5 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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JohnDClay@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
NateNate60@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You can make significant money by trading crypto peer-to-peer. It is incredibly risky but you can make around 6-7% profit after fees. I made around 2,000-3,000 USD monthly, moving around 40,000 USD in volume. The main risks are chargebacks and account closures.
It wasn’t free money, of course. But the effort-to-profit ratio is pretty high once you figure out how to weed the good clients from the bad (scammers who will pay, receive crypto, and then dispute the payment).
Do not ask me how to do this and do not reply to anyone who comments below claiming to know how, because they’re probably a scammer.
calcopiritus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Investments are not effort-to-profit. They are risk-to-profit.
There is no such a thing as risk-free investing. If there is an investment with good returns, it means it’s just as easy to lose all that money.
chunkystyles@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
A high effort to profit ratio would mean a lot of effort for a little profit.
ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
That’s being a dealer, when people say trader they mean something else
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
All this put together sounds like a job
calcopiritus@lemmy.world 5 months ago
A less ethical, worse paid, more hours than a job.
FrostyCaveman@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Yeah! I can’t be bothered with all this shit, I’ll just be a wagie instead.
RandomGuy79@lemmy.world 5 months ago
That seems like a lot of constant hustle to get out of having an actual job
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 months ago
it is legitimately better than having a real job though. I absolutely hate working for myself but working for somebody else is even worse
curiousaur@reddthat.com 5 months ago
Not when you make 100 times as much.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
That mentality can work wonders when you’re an Apple lawyer
Subverb@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is why companies have cheap toilet paper by the way. Not because they necessarily hate their employees, but because it would get stolen and they’d need three times as much.
Also one of the reasons why the huge rolls exist like you see at airports: impractical to use at home.
nxdefiant@startrek.website 5 months ago
I stole one of those huge rolls from college once. It dispenses just fine on the floor.
Halosheep@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Yeah but then you’re wiping floor on your ass.
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 months ago
I would steal it from the train when I was homeless
lengau@midwest.social 5 months ago
jqubed@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Do people find changing the roll that much of a hassle?
Etterra@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Joke’s on them, when I have to use cheap TP I have to use 3x as much because it’s such cheap trash.
Jolteon@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Huh, I always assume that it was because cheap toilet paper was cheap, and big rolls meant you didn’t have to replace them as often.
Dasnap@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Why not both?
BreadOven@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Depending on the bathroom, some universities have decent TP. I’d say research buildings that you don’t need card access to get in. Most of those I’ve worked at seem to be decent.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Anon still calls mom and dad multiple times a month for money.
SuddenDownpour@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
What I got from this is that Anon is undergoing serious financial struggles and is trying to scrape by.
FilthyHookerSpit@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Idk why op would be buying Sennheiser or Corsair peripherals if they’re struggling.i just got that op is cheap af.
Manzas@lemdro.id 5 months ago
Maybe bought used with like 3 months of warranty?
c0ber@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
is it normal to have separate wifi networks for different people in the same apartment?
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world 5 months ago
If they act like that their flatmate has every right to keep ot from them assuming they don’t contribute to the bill.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Dropship things 💀
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 5 months ago
What is it?
Ferrous@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
You find something cheap from China, then you flip it to suckers on Etsy for 10x the cost.
And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Storefront without stock, when you get order just pass it on to a whole seller with their shipping address.
Profit
wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 5 months ago
That last one is unforgivable.
sp3tr4l@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
The last three are horseshit.
Say what you will about the morality of the other but at least they are reasonably likely to actually work.
The last three are not.
Crypto is insane horseshit unless you are running a scam, which at best is a huge amount of effort and at worst is oops time to flee to thailand.
Drop shipping and ‘picking’ is basically boomer nonsense that requires a huge investment of time, space and money to conceivably make it worthwhile, and it almost always goes wrong, and you end up with a garage or storage unit full of useless crap that won’t sell either at all, or for a profit.
RobertoOberto@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Flipping second-hand goods hasn’t been viable at any large in over a decade. Too many people know how to use the Internet now, and usually google their shit before it goes on the garage sale or flea market table. The days of finding that rare vase or vintage toy that the owner doesn’t know the value of are gone.
morphballganon@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Downloading torrents on a friend’s internet is worse.
Use a cafe instead.
corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
Fraud, theft, and bad spelling.
Trump?
kilgore_trout@feddit.it 5 months ago
Is there a real need to bring your American party-politics in this thread?
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 months ago
Yeah, you can be a thieving fraud just fine as a non-American, like Kilgore Trout.
Codilingus@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Sending in Sennheisers for warranty is silly. Their headphones are basically bullet proof, at least their typical wired open cans.
Justas@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
I have a Bluetooth headset made by Sennheiser. It’s battery died in the first two years of use. So I bought a new battery, except it was bigger.
When I opened it up it turned out that they have thought about someone wanting a bigger battery and I only needed to break a couple of small plastic pieces to fit a longer battery in. The headset has worked fine since.
hswolf@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Indeed, same with audio technica, god I love their headphones
And009@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
Until the fixed wire gets damaged
jqubed@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Anon is NEET but has a flatmate? Isn’t part of being NEET living with parents?
FeelThePower@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 months ago
not necessarily. some people get on unemployment and ride it out for years.
Omgboom@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
Some people get on SSDI and sell magic wands on Etsy and beg for money on YouTube, shoutout to KingCobraJFS, That’s what up!
nutsack@lemmy.world 5 months ago
crypto and dropshipping and lock picking vending machines are all lies no homo
NateNate60@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Ah yes. How to get by without a job:
pelletbucket@lemm.ee 5 months ago
yeah you’re only allowed to do those things if you have a net worth over 25 million
TragicNotCute@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Some multimillionaire is PISSED at your comment
trafficnab@lemmy.ca 5 months ago
“Lifehack: Literally just steal”