What does your booger feel like rn?
Submitted 10 months ago by jonathanvmv8f@lemm.ee to [deleted]
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deegeese@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
A guy says to his wife: “Thanks to that new scale you bought, I always know how much I poop!”
Wife: "So you step on the scale before you poop, go to the toilet, step on the scale again and the difference is the weight of your poop?”
He: “Oh, yeah, I guess you could also do it that way…”
nifty@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Mine are mostly 4s, unless I don’t drink a lot of water then they’re 1s or 3s. You?
Crackhappy@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ITT: People letting an internet stranger make them pick their nose in synchrony.
Assman@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Pfft, I was already picking my nose
MudMan@fedia.io 10 months ago
This is missing a picture of a razor blade paired with a leg bone sticking out after a compound fracture.
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Personally I was looking for decomposed granite
wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
Man, ya’ll can fit with just one?
I’ve got 2 around the outside with 4 in the middle and 5 in the back dripping down my throat
Fuck sinus infections.
dentoid@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
I would say barbed wire but pringel is closest on this chart
NaoPb@eviltoast.org 10 months ago
Same. Something with spikes.
Rustmilian@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Used tampon, because my nose bleed.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
man we’re so lucky in the PNW… it’s been mild and downright cool all summer so far. Shit’s gonna hit the fan come july but oof - low of 48 and high of 62… life on easy mode
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m worried about all y’all 3s
zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 10 months ago
Crunchy on the outside, gummy in the middle. What’s wrong with that? It’s like fried mozzarella and just as salty.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Nothing wrong, just my sinuses hurt when my bogies get like that
xavier666@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Hey, it’s free organic soap
11111one11111@lemmy.world 10 months ago
None of 5he above but when I sniffle it in and down my throat the whole back of my mouth flgoes numb and i start aggressively pitching 6 different business ideas at the same time.
gerryflap@feddit.nl 10 months ago
Ever since getting COVID in 2020 my nose is basically 2 like 70% of the time. Painfully dry, completely useless at filtering anything. It depends greatly on the humidity and temperature though. In spring/summer it tends to behave a bit better.
Atlas_@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like a pizza fresh out the oven - gooey and even sticky on one side, crusty on the other
WagnasT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
the ones that are 4.5 and it feels like you’re pulling it out of your brain…
moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
2
cmhickman358@thelemmy.club 10 months ago
All right but which one does it taste like?
Toes@ani.social 10 months ago
Five, is that bad?
Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
3for now
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 10 months ago
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mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Have one of these trees near my house and fucking HATE it. My dogs keep getting the balls in their feet pads! It creates a huge mess (and it’s not even on my property where I could remove it!)