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Anon tells their life story

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • Fizz@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Npc waiting for someone to interact with them. Someone tell him he can make things happen himself.

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Autism intensifies

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      • ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        From empathy?

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    • Baku@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ironically when I want to be an NPC nobody interacts with, people decide to start interacting with me 🤦‍♂️

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  • PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Come on Brian, cheer up!

    I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing You’re going back to nothing What have you lost? Nothing!

    Always look on the right side of life!

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  • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Honestly, nothing happenning is better than something bad happening.

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    • paddirn@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, the alternative to a boring life for most people probably involves some amount of tragedy or hardship. If their life is boring and nothing bad is happening, then they’re either making at least semi-smart decisions and/or they’re not surrounded by total fuck-ups dragging them down.

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    • fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Is it really though? If you go out an embarrass yourself it’s not the end of the world. You’re far better off making a fool of yourself a few times and making some friends than staying inside all day and only talking to strangers on the internet.

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      • RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Well, I wouldn’t consider something embarrassing something bad. I had more in mind something like getting in a train wreck or a victim of crime. Those are some pretty bad things that would certainly be worse than nothing.

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  • sorghum@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    in elementary 12 years

    I’ve identified the problem, op was held back in elementary school until he was 17

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    • 257m@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      probably counting preschool

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  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I too am an NPC.

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  • dudinax@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    My God, doesn’t anon realize how lucky he’s been?

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    • VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you are depressed and find your life monotone and unfulfilling (which I don’t know about them, but if you make a post like that on 4chan, that might be an indicator), knowing your relative privilege probably won’t make you happier.

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      • dudinax@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t mean privilege, I mean they are literally lucky.

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  • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “I’m turning 30 and I’ve never been challenged to go on a quest. I’m begging to think I’m not the protagonist.”

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  • Bonsoir@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    “Just wait until you meet a special someone”, they said. “It will all come together”, they said. Yeah, right. You have to socialize for that, and there’s no guarantee you’ll find anyone anyway.

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    • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That shit is all survivorship bias.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Life is nothing, and then you die and experience more nothing.

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    • Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sounds exhausting.

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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No you don’t

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Life is nothing and then you DON’T DIE.

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  • Samsy@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why not doing risky stuff, I don’t mean paragliding or base jumping. Maybe start with talking to someone else.

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    • InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or being all he can be in the Army! Ends up being a paper pusher there too.

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      • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I know a guy who wanted to volunteer to go to Iraq and, after assessment, the army said no. He was working as a paper pusher and was apparently so bad at his job that they didn’t even want him as cannon fodder.

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    • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I work at a paragliding/hanggliding club. Both are very safe. Give them a try. They’re both awesome.

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  • Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    AKA “I’m not social with anyone and try to keep my distance away from everyone. Why won’t anyone even talk to me?”

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    • 257m@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I don’t think it is a call for other people to talk to him. You are assuming too much from literally nothing. He never said in the post that he goes out of his way to keep away from people at all.

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  • Ibaudia@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    skill issue

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  • Illuminostro@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago
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    • Alexstarfire@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lost mine. Can I borrow yours?

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Tried dating apps now for a couple of weeks, had very low expectations from all this whine but… I have so many fun and interesting people talk to me every day and meet some of them and it’s the kind of most fun I have had in my life? What are other guys doing, it seems everyone I talk to express how glad they are that I wasn’t an asshole to them? I just talk like a normal person and it seems every other guy is harassing or being wierd to them?

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    • Starkstruck@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I think it’s safe to assume the op from 4chan was being weird to them.

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  • Wanderer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sounds like he needs a trip to mexico to do blow and hookers.

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