Come on Brian, cheer up!
I mean, what have you got to lose? You know, you come from nothing You’re going back to nothing What have you lost? Nothing!
Always look on the right side of life!
Anon tells their life story
Submitted 6 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 6 months ago
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Honestly, nothing happenning is better than something bad happening.
paddirn@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Yeah, the alternative to a boring life for most people probably involves some amount of tragedy or hardship. If their life is boring and nothing bad is happening, then they’re either making at least semi-smart decisions and/or they’re not surrounded by total fuck-ups dragging them down.
fuckwit_mcbumcrumble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 months ago
Is it really though? If you go out an embarrass yourself it’s not the end of the world. You’re far better off making a fool of yourself a few times and making some friends than staying inside all day and only talking to strangers on the internet.
RightHandOfIkaros@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Well, I wouldn’t consider something embarrassing something bad. I had more in mind something like getting in a train wreck or a victim of crime. Those are some pretty bad things that would certainly be worse than nothing.
sorghum@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
in elementary 12 years
I’ve identified the problem, op was held back in elementary school until he was 17
257m@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
probably counting preschool
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 6 months ago
I too am an NPC.
dudinax@programming.dev 6 months ago
My God, doesn’t anon realize how lucky he’s been?
VeganCheesecake@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
If you are depressed and find your life monotone and unfulfilling (which I don’t know about them, but if you make a post like that on 4chan, that might be an indicator), knowing your relative privilege probably won’t make you happier.
dudinax@programming.dev 6 months ago
I don’t mean privilege, I mean they are literally lucky.
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
“I’m turning 30 and I’ve never been challenged to go on a quest. I’m begging to think I’m not the protagonist.”
Bonsoir@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
“Just wait until you meet a special someone”, they said. “It will all come together”, they said. Yeah, right. You have to socialize for that, and there’s no guarantee you’ll find anyone anyway.
Randelung@lemmy.world 6 months ago
That shit is all survivorship bias.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
Life is nothing, and then you die and experience more nothing.
Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 months ago
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No you don’t
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 months ago
Life is nothing and then you DON’T DIE.
Samsy@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
Why not doing risky stuff, I don’t mean paragliding or base jumping. Maybe start with talking to someone else.
InternetCitizen2@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Or being all he can be in the Army! Ends up being a paper pusher there too.
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
I know a guy who wanted to volunteer to go to Iraq and, after assessment, the army said no. He was working as a paper pusher and was apparently so bad at his job that they didn’t even want him as cannon fodder.
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I work at a paragliding/hanggliding club. Both are very safe. Give them a try. They’re both awesome.
Avatar_of_Self@lemmy.world 6 months ago
AKA “I’m not social with anyone and try to keep my distance away from everyone. Why won’t anyone even talk to me?”
257m@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
I don’t think it is a call for other people to talk to him. You are assuming too much from literally nothing. He never said in the post that he goes out of his way to keep away from people at all.
Ibaudia@lemmy.world 6 months ago
skill issue
Illuminostro@lemmy.world 6 months ago
[deleted]Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Lost mine. Can I borrow yours?
KeenFlame@feddit.nu 6 months ago
Tried dating apps now for a couple of weeks, had very low expectations from all this whine but… I have so many fun and interesting people talk to me every day and meet some of them and it’s the kind of most fun I have had in my life? What are other guys doing, it seems everyone I talk to express how glad they are that I wasn’t an asshole to them? I just talk like a normal person and it seems every other guy is harassing or being wierd to them?
Starkstruck@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think it’s safe to assume the op from 4chan was being weird to them.
Wanderer@lemm.ee 6 months ago
Sounds like he needs a trip to mexico to do blow and hookers.
Fizz@lemmy.nz 6 months ago
Npc waiting for someone to interact with them. Someone tell him he can make things happen himself.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Autism intensifies
ClockworkOtter@lemmy.world 6 months ago
From empathy?
Baku@aussie.zone 6 months ago
Ironically when I want to be an NPC nobody interacts with, people decide to start interacting with me 🤦♂️