Illuminostro
@Illuminostro@lemmy.world
- Comment on have you ever been given a warning or suspension for using profane language at work? 16 hours ago:
Which only applies to being able to criticize the US government without persecution. It absolutely does not apply to private businesses and institutions. They can fire the fuck out of your ass over your filthy fucking cum gutter of a mouth.
- Comment on have you ever been given a warning or suspension for using profane language at work? 16 hours ago:
Well, you could start your own business where you can say what the fuck you want. Or, you could not act entitled like you think you can say whatever the fuck you want. It’s up to fuckin’ you.
- Comment on Are there any historical or modern day true stories (like the story of The Buddha) of someone born rich and privileged who just walked away from their family and turned down money and an inheritance? 5 days ago:
Andrew Carnegie, and it wasn’t totally altruistic. He did terrible, terrible things to get that rich. And he realized that he, and his peers, would likely be murdered French Revolution style if he didn’t do something to throw a bone to the poors. And maybe he was a little afraid of Hell. So he built concert halls (Carnegie Hall,) libraries, museums, charities, etc. I respect that he motivated (shamed) The Rothschilds, The Rockerfellers, and Vanderbuilts to emulated him out of envy. So, he achieved some good. But there’s no such thing as a Good Billionaire.
- Comment on Does hair in food carry any health risks? 6 days ago:
Yes. Yes it does, you may get your ass kicked.
- Comment on What do you call your first cousin's child? 1 week ago:
Junior. Heh heh…
- Comment on Why do some men dis other men who sit to pee? (& follow-up questions) 1 week ago:
Because they’re afraid the other guys in shop class will call them a p@#$y.
- Comment on How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow. 2 weeks ago:
Also, don’t show up in a wife beater, cargo shorts, and flip flops. At least wear some khakis, a button up shirt that’s tucked in, wear a belt, and decent shoes. If you don’t have these things, borrow some from a friend. And bathe and shave.
- Comment on How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow. 2 weeks ago:
For posterity.
- Comment on How do I... Do court? I didn't realize my license was expired and got pulled over. Now I have court tomorrow. 2 weeks ago:
Plead “Nolo Contendere.” You’re guilty of the charge, the law and judge don’t care that you forgot. They’re not your parents, and it’s your responsibility. You’ll probably just get a fine.
- Comment on Why am I seeing "plan your voting day strategy" so often? 2 weeks ago:
So they won’t wait long enough to vote. The excuse used to ban is that they’re being “bribed” with food and water. It’s just pure voter suppression, but who are you going to complain to? The mayor and the police who watch Fox every night?
- Comment on Why are peole hating on .world? 2 weeks ago:
Cucumber mango. Which is disgusting.
- Comment on Why are peole hating on .world? 2 weeks ago:
Brother (I assume you’re a male, but it doesn’t matter either way,) you do you. If it’s consensual with an adult, like you state, it’s all good.
I, on the other hand, am not going to put my mouth where literal shit excretes. Even if it’s had 3 enemas through it. But I will linger elsewhere. All the best.
- Comment on Why are peole hating on .world? 2 weeks ago:
Agreed. The “Eat Ass” vs the “No Eat Ass” culture war is getting out of hand.
- Comment on The Chippendales Dancers Are Seeking to Unionize 2 weeks ago:
You magnificent bastard…
- Comment on What does a federal ban on price gouging look like? 3 weeks ago:
“OBAMANISM! IT LOOKS LIKE PINKO, COMMIE, GODDAMMNED OBAMANISM! AND I AIN’T HAVIN’ IT!”
Bubbafred McSisterfucker, unemployed 1987 Horseshoe Champion, Goatfuck Holler WV
- Comment on Aldi announces wage increases up to $23 an hour; hiring thousands of employees 1 month ago:
And multiple addictions. Thanks, Olive Garden. Anybody got a bump? I’m draggin.
- Comment on Seriously, what the f*** is keeping Donald Trump in this presidential race? 1 month ago:
The fear of dying in prison. After being publicly humiliated. Again.
- Comment on Why are people on the internet (and Lemmy) so quick to say someone "deserves to die" 1 month ago:
I prefer “Trump fallates any and all authoritarian Heads of State. Emphasis on “head.””
- Comment on Why are people on the internet (and Lemmy) so quick to say someone "deserves to die" 1 month ago:
Why do conservatives believe gay, trans, black, brown, Liberals, and the disable deserve to die?
- Comment on What started “weirdo” as a slur just recently? 1 month ago:
People being really fucking weird.
- Comment on ‘Who dreams this crap up?’: Kevin O'Leary slams new rule that allows employees to ignore their bosses after hours 1 month ago:
It never occurs to these “Oligarchs” that everything could be taken away from them in a heartbeat. They need to be taught the meaning of fear.
- Comment on America hates college students [22:47] 1 month ago:
Oligarchs hate educated peasants.
- Comment on ‘Hold them captive’: Australian billionaire boss aims to end staff going out for coffee 1 month ago:
Hell, just chain them to their desks.
- Comment on Why is Kamala Harris being held at such a higher standard than Trump this election? 1 month ago:
Fuck Putin. Lol.
- Comment on Why is Kamala Harris being held at such a higher standard than Trump this election? 1 month ago:
This is why The Founders implemented a Representative Democracy. They knew half of the populace were dumber than rocks.
- Comment on Was Elvis Presley a pedo? 2 months ago:
Wait until you learn about Catholic priests and nuns did to kids for 2,000 years.
- Comment on Was Elvis Presley a pedo? 2 months ago:
Or Jimmy Page. Or Ted Nugent. Or Conway Twitty. Or…
- Comment on Was Elvis Presley a pedo? 2 months ago:
Those fucks would talk parents into giving them “Guardianship” over their teenage daughters so they wouldn’t be arrested for kidnapping and child molestation.
- Comment on Instagram app no longer lets you post stories without allowing camera and mic access on ios 2 months ago:
“Meta IS NOT LISTENING TO YOUR CAMERA, MICROPHONE, OR NETWORK CONNECTIONS! REEEE!!”
- Comment on Anon's good memory from the 2010s 2 months ago:
Absolutely gay. She obviously likes dick, ergo holding hands with a dick lover = GAY.