What if I named it ’ the demon core’?
+rads
Submitted 11 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Just don’t tickle it with a screwdriver.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Radical
Anticorp@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Spicy rocks.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They don’t taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it’s power?
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re already using the wrong it’s/it’s variant - your mental capacity is falling!
D3m0li5h3r@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Take me home
slazer2au@lemmy.world 11 months ago
But angry rock is angry.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.
lazzerot@startrek.website 11 months ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.
lazzerot@startrek.website 11 months ago
It’s a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::
happybadger@hexbear.net 11 months ago
My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Na, those are fake, made from putting this synthetic, toxic plutonium stuff in this big machine called a reactor.
Arcynic@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
urda@lebowski.social 11 months ago
I saw graphite on the ground.
Joining8523@lemmy.sdf.org 11 months ago
Get this man to the infirmary; he’s delusional
OpenStars@discuss.online 11 months ago
einlander@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
There’s still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them “bricks”.
The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we’re exposed to “safe” radiation levels all the time.
And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn’t require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don’t believe in it. That’s a bit like saying that you don’t believe in the killdozer at your door, it’s not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won’t stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 11 months ago
Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that’s why it’s real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can’t see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Oh, you’re saying you put the rock in between two metal half spheres and held them slightly open with a screwdriver, but OOPS you nudged the screwdriver and now everyone in the room is dying? Cool story, bro.
stembolts@programming.dev 11 months ago
You have to swallow the rock for the cure.
Do it, eat the rock.
CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄
7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 months ago
I know this isn’t a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme
readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 11 months ago
Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 11 months ago
Everyone’s all about that unlimited economic growth, but if it unlimited growth happens in your body, it’s suddenly a bad thing? Grow up