What if I named it ’ the demon core’?
+rads
Submitted 5 weeks ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 5 weeks ago
Just don’t tickle it with a screwdriver.
whotookkarl@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Radical
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Spicy rocks.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
They don’t taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it’s power?
Reddfugee42@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You’re already using the wrong it’s/it’s variant - your mental capacity is falling!
D3m0li5h3r@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.
AeonFelis@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Take me home
slazer2au@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
But angry rock is angry.
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.
joyjoy@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.
lazzerot@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.
lazzerot@startrek.website 5 weeks ago
It’s a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::
happybadger@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.
Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works 5 weeks ago
But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector
nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de 4 weeks ago
Na, those are fake, made from putting this synthetic, toxic plutonium stuff in this big machine called a reactor.
Arcynic@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
urda@lebowski.social 5 weeks ago
I saw graphite on the ground.
Joining8523@lemmy.sdf.org 5 weeks ago
Get this man to the infirmary; he’s delusional
OpenStars@discuss.online 5 weeks ago
einlander@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad
MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
There’s still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them “bricks”.
The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we’re exposed to “safe” radiation levels all the time.
And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn’t require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don’t believe in it. That’s a bit like saying that you don’t believe in the killdozer at your door, it’s not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won’t stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that’s why it’s real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can’t see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.
ssj2marx@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Oh, you’re saying you put the rock in between two metal half spheres and held them slightly open with a screwdriver, but OOPS you nudged the screwdriver and now everyone in the room is dying? Cool story, bro.
stembolts@programming.dev 5 weeks ago
You have to swallow the rock for the cure.
Do it, eat the rock.
CaptKoala@lemmy.ml 4 weeks ago
Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄
7bicycles@hexbear.net 5 weeks ago
I know this isn’t a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme
readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 5 weeks ago
Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.
Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
Everyone’s all about that unlimited economic growth, but if it unlimited growth happens in your body, it’s suddenly a bad thing? Grow up