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• readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Some cells will grow up indeed, too many of them, in fact.

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  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everyone’s all about that unlimited economic growth, but if it unlimited growth happens in your body, it’s suddenly a bad thing? Grow up

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• Cheradenine@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  What if I named it ’ the demon core’?

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  • Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just don’t tickle it with a screwdriver.

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  • whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Radical

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Spicy rocks.

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  • Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They don’t taste spicy. How many times do I have to lick to unlock it’s power?

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    • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You’re already using the wrong it’s/it’s variant - your mental capacity is falling!

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    • D3m0li5h3r@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You already gave. Lisan-al-gaib!!!

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    • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You keep it under your tongue until other foods get spicy.

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  • AeonFelis@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Take me home

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• slazer2au@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  But angry rock is angry.

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Spicy rocks. Tasty spicy rocks.

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    • joyjoy@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I use it in all my cooking. My family is deathly ill.

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• lazzerot@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

  (I hope this works, it should show a shitty meme I made on my phone)

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  • AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It shows a meme, unsure if shit post or not.

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    • lazzerot@startrek.website ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s a screenshot of a character from the TV adaption of The Expanse, Jules-Pierre Mao. He famous for doing experiments with radiation ::: spoiler minor Leviathan Wakes/Season 1 spoiler neglecting any human rights while doing so. :::

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• happybadger@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My magic rocks do something. Trust me. Crystals and turquoise are for rubes but this magic rock is named after a planetoid so it has special energy. Buy these very expensive magic rocks instead of the cheaper ones at the woo store.

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    But I have part of a magic rock in my smoke detector

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    • nothacking@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Na, those are fake, made from putting this synthetic, toxic plutonium stuff in this big machine called a reactor.

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• Arcynic@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Geiger counter goes brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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• urda@lebowski.social ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I saw graphite on the ground.

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  • Joining8523@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Get this man to the infirmary; he’s delusional

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• OpenStars@discuss.online ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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  • einlander@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I ain’t happy, I’m feeling glad

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• MystikIncarnate@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  There’s still a lot of rocks and other substances that are very mildly radioactive. Many of them are in your home. You might even call them “bricks”.

  The fact is it takes a specific level of hazard to affect a person, and bluntly, we’re exposed to “safe” radiation levels all the time.

  And to finish this, radiation poisoning doesn’t require your belief. It will fuck your shit up while you scream about how you don’t believe in it. That’s a bit like saying that you don’t believe in the killdozer at your door, it’s not real. Meanwhile, your feeble statements and beliefs, and indeed, your fucking house won’t stop the killdozer from murdering the fuck out of you.

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  • Holzkohlen@feddit.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fool. I can see the killdozer at my door, that’s why it’s real. Radiation, viruses, etc. can’t see those, ergo they are not real. Q.E.D.

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• ssj2marx@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Oh, you’re saying you put the rock in between two metal half spheres and held them slightly open with a screwdriver, but OOPS you nudged the screwdriver and now everyone in the room is dying? Cool story, bro.

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• stembolts@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You have to swallow the rock for the cure.

  Do it, eat the rock.

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• CaptKoala@lemmy.ml ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Where are all the Comrade Dyatlov memes? 🙄

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• 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I know this isn’t a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme but it is a S.T.A.L.K.E.R. meme

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