Submitted 8 months ago by Seagoon_@aussie.zone to melbourne@aussie.zone
Was holding the cat while my partner got ready for work, cat was all cuddles and kisses. I made a joke and said “you’re going to work Mickey! We’re gonna get you ready to go!” And Mickey full on freaked out, pushed off me and ran to the other side of the room away from the front door 😂
I was like “I’m joking oh my god!” While my partner was just cackling about how the cat knows English.
The cat is too clever but has no sense of human humour haha
Don’t shirk the work Mickey. Peeps need to eat.
smh kits these days
Hm. The g string has a dog chain so you can keep your hands free. Interesting.
“Throw groceries at me harder and faster, Daddy!”
Im thirsty for your flörb baby…👁️🫦👁️
be sure to wear the g string on the outside of your yoga pants
No.
Went to bed at 8pm last night cause i was wrecked. I had the electric blanket on low, kid was asleep and it was raining. Probably the most content I’ve felt in ages. Woke up today with nearly 12 hours sleep feeling a million bucks, just need my stomach to settle.
I wish I had your level of sleep. I got woken up very early this morning by one of my smoke alarms making a low battery warning sound. I swear that anytime this happens with any of the alarms, it’s always in the middle of the night. Then took ages to get back to sleep. Alarm was neighbour’s dog barking, the next door house is doing some sort of the renovation work and as soon as the trades turn up in the morning, the dog starts going off. Just a terrible night of sleep really.
I’m cooking curried sausages to celebrate this cold weather and the smell is making me so fucking hungry that dinner time is going to be early tonight.
Oh man I’m craving a nice hearty dinner tonight too now. Think I’ll do a massaman curry with some potat and mock beef and a side of Asian greens.
Ooo yeah.
That sounds delicious. I could make a big pot and it would last a few days
Sounds yum. I’m going to do a hot bowl of noodles with soup considering how cold it is.
Been freezing all day at work due to a malfunction with the heating system.
What’s with Ballarat and murders? Another one happened on Friday.
Don’t forget the shitstains that threw a chain at a girl in a wheelchair in november www.abc.net.au/news/2023-11-13/…/103090590
drugs are bad
its regional vic. Shepparton is the freaking ass end of society but everyone in melbourne thinks Frankston or Dandenong are bad.
Try Warrnambool. Shepparton is classy beside.
I have turned on the ducted heating.
curry hot, I need no other heating
I turned on the split system for the cats.
I’m holding out out of stubbornness for now. The electric throw blanket is out though.
I will make a project of trying to survive until May without touching the heater 😤
I used to be like that, but as I’ve gotten older I’ve realised that I would much rather be comfortable. Still, May is only a couple of weeks away … Next week will be drier I understand, so not so chilly I hope.
Really? I must be a fucking furnace because I’ve got all my windows open.
Had air con on at 5pm lol
I’m wearing a singlet and shorts and am pretty warm
2nd day in a row going into the office and I’m in again tomorrow too. I’m giving a demo of what I’ve been working on to a bunch of state government department CIOs.
Maybe I should just go in every day this week for a laugh.
Took myself out for dinner in Chinatown as part of some self care. It was loud, they took a long time to bring out my food and the internet was barely functional. On a tram heading home now. I did also stop at Breadtop which is also self care don’t judge me.
Breadtop 🤤
For anyone that is contemplating surgical treatment for spinal pain or knows any friends or family in the situation, last nights four corners is a must watch.
That was a heartbreaking read.
Doctors are not gods and all advice should be treated with skepticism, especially when a lot of money is going to be made and ESPECIALLY when your spine is involved.
especially!!
That’s why I’m so careful, I let practically no one touch me other than doctors .
I have never considered it
Got offered a steroid epidural. Chose not to in the end, was mostly better by that point.
okay, a big bag of clothes for the opshop, and two pairs of shoes that I just can’t wear when I have a bad back. Those boots are cute but just too high .
I didn’t pay attention to what mouthwash I was buying and accidentally bought the alcohol one. Bloody hell I have no doubts it’s killing all sorts of germs and bacteria in my mouth, because it feels like it’s almost going to kill me
Migraine. Waiting for property manager to do inspection.
Urghhhhhhh it hurts
Oh man, now I wanna know if Mrs B is your property manager.
Nah mine is an idiot. She went to the house next door by accident and the poor neighbours didn’t say anything 🤣
My Facebook feed keeps on showing my AI generated images of kitchens and houses. I end up spending way too much time trying to spot the errors. My favourites so far are electric lights hanging directly from glass roof panels, three faucets with no tap, and cupboards with hinges on both sides of the doors and the handle in the middle.
Breakfast 🍏🍎🍐🍊🍋🍈🫐🍓🍇🍉🍌🍒🍑🥭🍍🥥🥦🥑🫛🍆🍅🥝🥬🥒🌽🥕🥐🍠🫚🥔🧅🥯🍞🥖🥨🧀🧇🥞🧈🍳🥚🥓🥩🍗🍖🫓🍕🍟🍔🌭🥙🧆🌮🌯🥗🍲🍜🍝🥘🍛🍣🍱🥟🦪🍥🍘🍚🍙🐠🍤🪼🦀🐙 🍗🥮🍢🍡🍧🍰🧁🥧🍦🍨🎂🍮🍭🍬🍫🥜🌰🍪🍿🍯🥛☕️🍵🍺🍶🥤🧋🧃🥂🍷🥃🍸🍹🧉🔋
accidentally served breakfast in brisbane
A large cup of tea please and if there’s any hot cross buns left that would be great.
If I’m awake I’ll do it. If not, I can’t help that.
Cool. I’ll be asleep tonight, so if you fall asleep, it’s anyone’s!
Who wants tomorrows thread - Wednesday April 10?
Anyone know where I can get a chauffeurs hat on short notice? I’m picking up my mother in law at the airport on the weekend and I heard she was a bit jealous that when my FIL went overseas the extended family sent a driver for him, sign and all so i thought I’d put on a show for her. (watching her either piss herself laughing or die of embarrassment is just icing on the cake).
Google corporate cars. You should be able to get a quote or they often have fixed price for airport pickups. Last time I did that it was actually cheaper than a taxi, but it’s been a while.
Alright, took a punt on a half decent lunch. my first full size meal in 2 days. lets see how we go.
Even though we didn’t get to see the NH eclipse we still deserve an early rave tune because our retinas are intact: www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VtwlyaYohs&list=RD5Vtwly…
I don’t wanna breathe, the sun and moon between me and you ♫
When the clouds part the sun is warm, these are the days I’m not sure how to dress outside
Hoist away lads!!
Possum rave on my roof
Appointment in the morning, no chance at all I’ll sleep so I’m just going to stay up. What’s the worst that could happen?
Last night I got overheated so I’ve taken the doona out of the cover and I have:
what’s with linkedin showing scam jobs and jobs past their application date
I have never watched the movie Wall-E
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 months ago
My property manager went to the house next door, thinking it was mine, did an inspection then sent me an email saying everything is fine.
I had to message her and insist that she hadn’t come to my house…
How do these people have jobs?
calhoon2005@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Ha ha ha… Was it even a rental?..
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 months ago
It was. From a private landlord 🤣
CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Good luck 🤞
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Thank you!
just_kitten@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Good luck with the meeting! Yes it’s rather shocking to think about who gets jobs out there… although REAs generally shouldn’t be in the same category as jobs which are generally required to be useful to society
Gibsonisafluffybutt@aussie.zone 8 months ago
Thanks! Hopefully recruitment starts picking up.
She was driving a brand new Merc. I was honestly blown away.