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Imagine this in your mouth.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f48aad65-d5b5-451c-9d7a-65ad539c2d57.jpeg

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  • HikingVet@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.

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  • zaphod@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn’t-put-into-my-mouth/10.

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  • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    -3/5.7

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    • dopeshark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fahrenheit equivalent of the “1/10”

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      • RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        1/10 is 0.5 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10

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  • MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is obviously a disguised snake

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    • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe even a ‘sneaky snake’?

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  • skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    why does it make me uncomfortable

    it’s like an uncanny valley fork

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  • Zozano@lemy.lol ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    images-3

    If this guys hand was a fork.

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn’t use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.

      Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.

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      • Aermis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s an Ai generated image

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    • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      There’s a fast food restaurant where I live called Rush’s that has a smoking section in their restaurants until at least the late 90s. This was not an unusual sight in my childhood lol

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  • Caboose12000@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    -10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes

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  • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Kind of reminds me of a pic I took last night of my snake mid-meal

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I love your snake!

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      • Classy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        She said thanks!

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  • MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thanks, I hate it.

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  • Xanis@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn’t have said what, and then it hit me:

    This is how You draw hands.

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  • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick

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    • irreticent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      For some reason your comment reminded me of Salad Fingers.

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      • UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        That was a treat for the fingers!

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      • UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bruh WHAT DID U JUST MAKE ME WATCH?

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  • dirtySourdough@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ferk

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    • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Furk.

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  • dopeshark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Fork from Omega Mart

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  • taanegl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What evil have you wrought upon my feed?

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  • altima_neo@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Why’s it look like a foot?

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  • nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    looks like a blacksmith’s first attempt at a fork

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  • JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.

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  • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    LGTM

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    • SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?

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      • fl42v@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Looks good to me. Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr’s are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)

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  • Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    4

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    • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And the denominator?

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      • Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Also 4

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    • MMNT@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I’ll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?

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      • bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Maybe ruling the seven seas?

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      • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I’m gonna guess snails

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  • foxes_and_stars@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The coke fork.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I feel like it’s meant specifically for crab and lobster.

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    • wolfpack86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It looks like a wannabe of a set designed by Arne Jacobsen.

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  • A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I would have to try it.

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    • irreticent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Orally?

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  • SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it’s got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.

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  • FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If it aint’ for shelfish it’s a bad fork.

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