Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn’t-put-into-my-mouth/10.
Imagine this in your mouth.
Submitted 7 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f48aad65-d5b5-451c-9d7a-65ad539c2d57.jpeg
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zaphod@feddit.de 7 months ago
RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 months ago
-3/5.7
dopeshark@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fahrenheit equivalent of the “1/10”
RandomVideos@programming.dev 7 months ago
1/10 is 0.5 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is obviously a disguised snake
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Maybe even a ‘sneaky snake’?
skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
why does it make me uncomfortable
it’s like an uncanny valley fork
Zozano@lemy.lol 7 months ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn’t use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.
Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 7 months ago
There’s a fast food restaurant where I live called Rush’s that has a smoking section in their restaurants until at least the late 90s. This was not an unusual sight in my childhood lol
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 7 months ago
-10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes
Classy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I love your snake!
Classy@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thanks, I hate it.
Xanis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn’t have said what, and then it hit me:
This is how You draw hands.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick
irreticent@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For some reason your comment reminded me of Salad Fingers.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 7 months ago
That was a treat for the fingers!
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 7 months ago
Bruh WHAT DID U JUST MAKE ME WATCH?
dopeshark@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Fork from Omega Mart
taanegl@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What evil have you wrought upon my feed?
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 7 months ago
Why’s it look like a foot?
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
looks like a blacksmith’s first attempt at a fork
JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
LGTM
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?
fl42v@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Looks good to me. Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr’s are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 7 months ago
4
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
And the denominator?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Also 4
MMNT@lemmy.world 7 months ago
I’ll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Maybe ruling the seven seas?
foxes_and_stars@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The coke fork.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
I feel like it’s meant specifically for crab and lobster.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 7 months ago
It looks like a wannabe of a set designed by Arne Jacobsen.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 7 months ago
I would have to try it.
irreticent@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Orally?
SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it’s got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 7 months ago
If it aint’ for shelfish it’s a bad fork.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.