Looks like a fork that was made from a knife, wouldn’t-put-into-my-mouth/10.
Imagine this in your mouth.
Submitted 10 months ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/f48aad65-d5b5-451c-9d7a-65ad539c2d57.jpeg
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zaphod@feddit.de 10 months ago
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
-3/5.7
dopeshark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fahrenheit equivalent of the “1/10”
RandomVideos@programming.dev 10 months ago
1/10 is 0.5 bigger. The equivalent would be about -5/10
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This is obviously a disguised snake
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Maybe even a ‘sneaky snake’?
skylestia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
why does it make me uncomfortable
it’s like an uncanny valley fork
Zozano@lemy.lol 10 months ago
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Dude requests his burger is cut in half and served on a fancy burger plate, either doesn’t use a tray or ditches it after carrying his order to his table. Then, he removes the lid from his small CcoCdlc, removes the straw from the lid, tosses the lid and sticks the straw into his extra large fries and adds an extra long coffee stir stick for good measure.
Then he lights up his smoke and looks confidently into the camera beside the oddly behaving smoke, knowing that if he can use a fancy vest to get around the no shirt no service rule, he can do almost anything and that whatever a Modlidani is, you can see its letters clearly despite everything else around it being blurred.
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 months ago
There’s a fast food restaurant where I live called Rush’s that has a smoking section in their restaurants until at least the late 90s. This was not an unusual sight in my childhood lol
Caboose12000@lemmy.world 10 months ago
-10 out of 5. oh what a terrible day to have eyes
Classy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I love your snake!
Classy@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Thanks, I hate it.
Xanis@lemmy.world 10 months ago
This reminded me of something and for the last minute or so I couldn’t have said what, and then it hit me:
This is how You draw hands.
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Eyyyy I can finally give my forks a good, long lick
irreticent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
For some reason your comment reminded me of Salad Fingers.
UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That was a treat for the fingers!
UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Bruh WHAT DID U JUST MAKE ME WATCH?
dopeshark@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Fork from Omega Mart
taanegl@lemmy.world 10 months ago
What evil have you wrought upon my feed?
altima_neo@lemmy.zip 10 months ago
Why’s it look like a foot?
nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
looks like a blacksmith’s first attempt at a fork
JimboDHimbo@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Melt it down for pissing me off and throw it in the trash.
fl42v@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
LGTM
SharkEatingBreakfast@sopuli.xyz 10 months ago
Lesbian, Gay, Trans, Messed-upFork?
fl42v@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Looks good to me. Typically seen as a pull request comment, and pr’s are often (mb even always) forks at the beginning of their lifetime :)
Roflmasterbigpimp@lemmy.world 10 months ago
4
gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
And the denominator?
Daxter101@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Also 4
MMNT@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’ll need more context? What is it supposed to be used for? Entré, dessert, stabbing your enemies?
bigkahuna1986@lemmy.ml 10 months ago
Maybe ruling the seven seas?
foxes_and_stars@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The coke fork.
Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Looks like a good stabby fork but not so good scoopy fork.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 10 months ago
I feel like it’s meant specifically for crab and lobster.
wolfpack86@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It looks like a wannabe of a set designed by Arne Jacobsen.
A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 10 months ago
I would have to try it.
irreticent@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Orally?
SmilingSolaris@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Now hold on guys. This may not be a cereal bowl fork, but it’s got uses. Cheese fork. Get that smoked square Gouda box and use this instead of a tooth pick. Bigly, I want it.
FiniteBanjo@lemmy.today 10 months ago
If it aint’ for shelfish it’s a bad fork.
HikingVet@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
I rate it scrap metal to be melted down immediately.