They are really cool, I saw one in the wild in southern Germany last fall
octopus stinkhorn
Submitted 7 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
https://mander.xyz/pictrs/image/447d0b19-0f63-4919-83bf-67d9087d80c3.jpeg
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morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
selinson@mander.xyz 7 months ago
moistclump@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Gah. Looks like forest floor rotting star fish.
cheesymoonshadow@lemmings.world 7 months ago
Omg if I came across that while hiking in the woods without knowing what it was, I would probably hightail it out of there, all the while looking back to make sure it wasn’t following me.
mouserat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
How did you not run away screaming? Is this fungus common knowledge? I’ve never seen it and I am happy to have read this post before stumbling on this another dimension opening strawberry-red nightmare
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Thanks for the pics! WILD!
morgunkorn@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
That’s so many! Thank you for the cool picture 😄
Deceptichum@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
This makes it seem so harmless.
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 months ago
For goodness’ sake, DO NOT GO NEAR THE FREAKY ALIEN EGG THING THAT HAS TENTACLES AND SMELLS LIKE ROTTING FLESH
MajorMajormajormajor@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
I better pet the obviously dangerous thing.
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 months ago
This is how people die in movies
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 7 months ago
You sure there ain’t an Oblivion portal nearby?
aeronmelon@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Somebody call Sigorny Weaver and tell her to bring the flame thrower!
Thcdenton@lemmy.world 7 months ago
maculata@aussie.zone 7 months ago
That has some serious Cthulhu vibes
No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn.
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Pbpbpbpbhhhb’hh pfb’hhbhfp ph’pbhbfbf’bhfp
shalafi@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Ia! Ia!
maculata@aussie.zone 7 months ago
Pfft. I heard that one last week.
Shareni@programming.dev 7 months ago
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!
Erasmus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Father Nurgle is pleased.
ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
But are they edible?
agent_flounder@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Like anything, you can eat it at least once…
selinson@mander.xyz 7 months ago
German Wikipedia says it’s edible but it doesn’t taste good.
marduk@lemmy.sdf.org 7 months ago
Surely someone has tried?
s23b@programming.dev 7 months ago
I’ve tried a close relative, the stinkhorn (aptly named phallus impudicus). While in the egg phase, the slimy outer layer can be peeled off. Then you cut the inside into thin wedges, and fry them in oil. They taste like earthier french fries. The stuff in the post I’ve only ever encountered in the mature stage, so I never got to try this recipe with them. Since they are very similar in most aspects, I’d guess the technique should work.
odium@programming.dev 7 months ago
lugal@sopuli.xyz 7 months ago
Would be a vegan alternative to sea food
tegs_terry@feddit.uk 7 months ago
Also called ‘Devil’s Fingers’
Granixo@feddit.cl 7 months ago
Upside down Barnacle from Half-Life
DPRK_Chopra@hexbear.net 7 months ago
[deleted]SSJ2Marx@hexbear.net 7 months ago
be restrained by the tentacles
penguinsAreRapists@lemmy.world 7 months ago
As someone who’s absolutely afraid/disgusted/horrified by octopus, these also need to be eradicated from this planet
lady_maria@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Disturbing! I love it.
Xanis@lemmy.world 7 months ago
If this ever evolves into The Flesh that Hates imma blame you all.
Neato@ttrpg.network 7 months ago
Lol. Damn near every fungi on Wikipedia has a toxicology section. But this one is busy like, No one would ever think about eating this so who fucking knows?
valen@lemmy.world 7 months ago
All fungi are edible. Some are only edible once.
-Terry Pratchett
AMDIsOurLord@lemmy.ml 7 months ago
Maybe despite it’s shite smell it’s like super duper delicious and nobody has tried until now?
MajorSauce@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
You go first.
bitwolf@lemmy.one 7 months ago
Or maybe it’s a super food like Durian
jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 7 months ago
What’s that fruit that smells lijkke sewage?
fossilesque@mander.xyz 7 months ago
This one obviously doesn’t want us to eat it haha.
moistclump@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Might be a hell of a trip though.
lingh0e@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
So yeah, it’s likely no one has ever tried to eat one… but I feel pretty confident someone’s tried to fuck one.
Hupf@feddit.de 7 months ago
I have a valuable cylinder stuck in a octopus stinkhorn and I can’t get it out, what do I do?
booty@hexbear.net 7 months ago
That’s crazy. There are people out there who intentionally rot meat in order to eat it, but this one comes pre-smelly and it’s not actually rotten and nobody eats it? That’s fucked up