Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates
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we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
Ok now I’m curious about what the fuck the two centipedes I found in my basement that I thought were fucking were actually doing. They sure looked like they were fucking.
flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 11 months ago
oce@jlai.lu 11 months ago
They do it just for fun! Gross.
Pringles@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 11 months ago
Just makes me wonder if it’s a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl’s brain and puppets her body around.
meowMix2525@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Those are clearly millipedes
Sabata11792@ani.social 11 months ago
I draw the line at 8 legs.
yamanii@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Avatar checks out.
A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Thanks, I hate it
joelfromaus@aussie.zone 11 months ago
Centipedussy.
TeryVeneno@lemmy.ml 11 months ago
The head tail goes hard
apotheotic@beehaw.org 11 months ago
That top one is from momodora right?
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 11 months ago
PunchingWood@lemmy.world 11 months ago
NABDad@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.
the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Don’t humanize centipedes
I’M DOING MY PART!
AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com 11 months ago
Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…
zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
And three movies that never should have been made.
gueybana@hexbear.net 11 months ago
Gonna put put my dick in a pede
holycrap@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.
Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
numberfour002@lemmy.world 11 months ago
A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the “centipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been “fucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.
Additionally, it appears that this “fact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.
we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip 11 months ago
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AM…
Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.
I’m not surprised in the least that at a minimum it’s more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I’ve learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!
jenny_ball@lemmy.world 11 months ago
millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary
7bicycles@hexbear.net 11 months ago
maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking
GarbageShoot@hexbear.net 11 months ago
They could have been fighting. Maybe there was a lack of available food or fluid.
rustyfish@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They were wrestling. Go back to bed.
lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
wrestling 😏
Speculater@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“Step centipede, what are you doing?!”
blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I don’t know how to boil the water ~~~