Comment on Centipedes Don't Fuck

we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They were wrestling. Go back to bed.

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  • lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    wrestling 😏

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    • Speculater@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      “Step centipede, what are you doing?!”

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      • blanketswithsmallpox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I don’t know how to boil the water ~~~

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• flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Maybe they were those queer centipedes that fuck in person. Degenerates

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  • oce@jlai.lu ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    They do it just for fun! Gross.

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• Pringles@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Don’t humanize centipedes! That leads to strange and disturbing things…

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    too late
    Image

    Too late
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    Too Late
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    TOO LATE
    centipede morphmoe

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    • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Eww, making it a head tail is so much worse!

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Just makes me wonder if it’s a centipede girl or a centipede that ate a girl’s brain and puppets her body around.

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    • meowMix2525@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Those are clearly millipedes

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    • Sabata11792@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I draw the line at 8 legs.

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      • yamanii@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Avatar checks out.

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    • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Thanks, I hate it

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    • joelfromaus@aussie.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Centipedussy.

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    • TeryVeneno@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The head tail goes hard

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    • apotheotic@beehaw.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That top one is from momodora right?

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      • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        No, it’s apparently original

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  • PunchingWood@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • NABDad@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Someone has already centipedized humans. This is the next step.

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  • the_post_of_tom_joad@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Don’t humanize centipedes

    I’M DOING MY PART!

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  • AngryishHumanoid@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Just gonna take a quick stroll over to rule34.xxx and see what there is to see…

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  • zqwzzle@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    And three movies that never should have been made.

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  • gueybana@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Gonna put put my dick in a pede

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• holycrap@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Centipedes see other Centipedes as food, which is why they reproduce this way.

  Source: made it up, but it seems logical. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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• numberfour002@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A disappointingly large proportion of the general population appears to be unable to tell the difference between centipedes and millipedes. Is it possible that the “centipedes” you saw were actually millipedes? If so, they may have been “fucking”, or at least the millipede equivalent of it.

  Additionally, it appears that this “fact” is actually wrong (big surprise, huh?). Many species of centipede do have courtship strategies that involve males and females meeting up. The sexes may even employ various forms of physical touch as part of the process. So, it’s certainly possible that the critters you saw where centipedes courting each other.

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  • we_avoid_temptation@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centipede#/media/File%3AM…

    Assuming this is actually representative of the difference, it was definitely a pair of centipedes.

    I’m not surprised in the least that at a minimum it’s more complicated than the meme suggests, and now I’ve learned far more about centipedes than I ever wanted to. Thanks!

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  • jenny_ball@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    millepedes are gross. centipedes are scary

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• 7bicycles@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  maybe they’re just the cuddly-type except for the distancing-fucking

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• GarbageShoot@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  They could have been fighting. Maybe there was a lack of available food or fluid.

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