Best lasagna you’ll ever have is 75% ground venison mixed 25% with the fattiest ground beef you can get. Same for a super dense and heavy meatloaf.
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Reygle@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
Deer ARE beautiful creatures, but as a person who lives in the north I can absolutely confirm they are some of the dumbest fucking animals on the planet. They have exactly 1 reaction to any stimuli. Flight. Run like hell or ??die?? In my area they panic, run straight at headlights and cars screaming past.
Really THINK about that. A robin, a crow, or an ant has more thinking power in an pea-sized sized brain.
They’re not going to be splitting the atom any time soon. Don’t feel bad for them, just admire the one standing out in the field for its beauty and watch the F out on a country road.
alekwithak@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yeah, but… Why do we base a creature’s right to exist on their intelligence as perceived by us? We have no idea what headlights look like to them or how stressful it is being a keystone prey species. I certainly wouldn’t want to walk a mile in their shoes. Personally they’re a massive nuisance and garden pest, but I understand we brought out houses to them and not the other way around so I don’t hold it against them.
They’re not going to be splitting the atom any time soon.
Oh, well actually I do hold that against them. Nevermind.
Katana314@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
Part of me wants the USA to have a venison industry so it’s commonly available in grocery stores, off the efforts of hunters.
But, that industry would commit itself to forever existence and growth. If someone could be trusted to let that practice stop when deer population balances, or even work to ensure people replace farmed meat consumption with hunted, then it could be beneficial.
But…yeah, that’s a big “if”.
Reygle@lemmy.world 3 hours ago
I’d be happy if the DNR just let people in the butcher businesses handle the road kills, IF they agree to donate the meat to local food pantries.
But yeah- fuck capitalism either way.
InputZero@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
and watch the F out on a country road.
This is the internet. You don’t have to censor yourself. You can say fuck here.
Reygle@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
fuck here
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 3 hours ago
What if they want to censor themselves? Don’t they have the right to do that without this stupid f’ing comment being commented all the time.
This is the internet you don’t have to comment on things you don’t like, you can move along.
Jumi@lemmy.world 9 hours ago
To your last sentence, if we hadn’t killed their predators we wouldn’t have that problem.
And venison salami is the best.
Reygle@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
To your point, I think if their natural predators were still around we’d also have a lot fewer children around.
Venison salami IS delicious.
Rubanski@discuss.tchncs.de 5 hours ago
Going back to Grimm’s times.
Boar salami is delicious as well!
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 7 hours ago
I’m here to represent the Wolf In Your Neighborhood Movement.
With enough funds raised, we can deliver a pack of wild ass wolves to a neighborhood of your choosing. It might be yours, it might be that of a neighboring community.
Our wolves are bred to the highest standards and are promised to be the most lean, fast, and aggressive wolves you can find anywhere. They’re real assholes.
They solve many problems such as:
People who jog in the road Irritating pets left outside/unsupervised Irritating children left outside/unsupervised Too many deer Humans that lack common sense Humans that cannot run fast Humans that are taking out their trash Porch pirates Caribbean Pirates Door to door solicitations Religious folks
If you’re willing to donate money to our cause, we can have a pack of wolves into the neighborhood of your choosing in under 30 days.
HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 6 hours ago
Don’t let your kids wander into the wilderness unattended and they won’t get preyed upon.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 hours ago
Yeah, but all the inattentive parents can now successfully pass on their genes and social values… Which is why we’re seeing a huge age verification push online right now. If those people or their children got mauled or eaten at higher rates then we wouldn’t have this problem.
Reygle@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
You’re silly, I like you. Their natural predators will gladly figure out how to open the sliding door on your back porch to explore.
LumiNocta@lemmy.zip 6 hours ago
What a fantastic discussion this is my god I love the agreeableness of it all.
Never had venison salami, want to try now.