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• AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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  • ThePantser@sh.itjust.works ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wait so Billy Blowjob has been sitting on this nugget of truth? He single handedly could have prevented his second term if he just told the truth about another BJ?

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    • bran_buckler@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Could you imagine the 2016 election between Hillary and Trump, where Hillary’s husband comes out to say that he got a blowjob from the other candidate? That would have been wild!

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      • West_of_West@piefed.social ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        I choked on air cackling at this thought

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      • S_H_K@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Holy shit a bisexual president won over a woman twice. Talk about glass ceiling…

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      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Remind me of this clip

        youtube.com/watch?v=vXdw5tpdcAI

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    • paultimate14@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is exactly why I’m wondering if “Bubba” could be referring to someone else. Maybe not a celebrity.

      Heck, could be a giant novelty dildo. Or a dog.

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  • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    People arguing about the “pee tapes” while Putin could be sitting on something way juicier

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    • FishFace@piefed.social ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I didn’t think Putin was on Epstein’s island? And please don’t refer to it as “juicy” ew

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      • driving_crooner@lemmy.eco.br ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        It’s Milky is better?

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      • IrateAnteater@sh.itjust.works ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Doesn’t have to actually be on the island to acquire the pictures.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This just raises the prospect that Bill Clinton also gave Donald Trump a golden shower.

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  • Rooster326@programming.dev ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Importance: High

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  • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    …

    Eothas. Fucking. Wept. This is amazing.

    Was just chatting with a friend about how it seems there is widespread illness and injury going around and at least some of that is probably related to depression over the Democrats fucking up last week.

    This… we gonna be running god damned marathons.

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    To be clear: there is absolutely nothing wrong with consenting adults sucking each other off. But this is just so god damned juicy.

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    • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      this is just so god damned juicy

      Trump said the EXACT SAME THING!

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  • Xella@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    LMFAOOOOOOOOO THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAAHAHA

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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Can somebody translate that interaction? I don’t get most of it.

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    • vateso5074@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s a set of emails, read it bottom to top and it might make more sense.

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• SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  allegedly

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  • YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Gunna need at least two people to fuck trump.

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    • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We’re hearing it was a sick ostrich.

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• certified_expert@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  lol Maga gotta be happy about it

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  • NuXCOM_90Percent@lemmy.zip ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “It’s not gay to suck someone’s dick. It is only gay if you let a man suck your dick”

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    • humanspiral@lemmy.ca ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      opposite, but I’m sure the fox news bimbo that says “if there’s grass on the field it’s not pedo” will say your version next.

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      • FosterMolasses@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        *fox news pedo

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  • CelloMike@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “Something something fake democrats” I expect

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• big_slap@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  AHAHAHAHA!!!

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