I’ll be using ancestry.com instead of Tinder.
If her family could read, they’d be offended.
When your crush walks into class but you're homeschooled...
Submitted 5 months ago by AnonWyo@startrek.website to [deleted]
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OneStepAhead@lemmynsfw.com 5 months ago
tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 months ago
tamagotchis lasted longer than the confederacy
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This my new favorite comparison
BeardedSingleMalt@kbin.social 5 months ago
When you scream about any minor inconvenience is taking away your freedoms, while simultaneously support a failed nation whose entire existed resolved around taking the freedoms away from an entire race of people
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 5 months ago
madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This girl was born innocent… And thanks to the shitty roll of dice her patents were moron rednecks that filled her brain with garbage.
kureta@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
Her parents were also born innocent…
madcaesar@lemmy.world 5 months ago
True. It’s a vicious cycle of hate, that’s hard to break if you live in a backwards part of the country surrounded by morons.
Spendrill@lemm.ee 5 months ago
How do you circumcise a redneck?
Kick his sister in the jaw.Psaldorn@lemmy.world 5 months ago
“I’ll wear the flag of the losing side, that’ll make me seem [???].”
Seraph@kbin.social 5 months ago
Roll tide!
humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 5 months ago
When your football coach just retired
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Seems like conefederates has no ass after the beating they had.
Bytemeister@lemmy.world 5 months ago
What are the chances the marriage lasts longer than the Confederacy?
AshMan85@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Trash.
Secret300@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Alright but like, the dress actually does look nice
Olhonestjim@lemmy.world 5 months ago
So did the slaver’s daughters’ dresses.
GladiusB@lemmy.world 5 months ago
No it doesn’t. It looks like someone that needs so much damn attention they can’t just get married, they need to own the libs while getting married. It’s sad and looks horrible because of the pattern. Nothing makes it look good.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 5 months ago
No, it doesn’t. It’s a crinkled, rumpled, shapeless mess. It looks like it was home made, by someone with no business making a dress.
It looks terrible.
badbytes@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I’ll be her slave. :)
Sorgan71@lemmy.world 5 months ago
bro chill
taanegl@lemmy.world 4 months ago
I didn’t know comments could have BO
IamRoot@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Bo and Luke been hitting that.
sour@kbin.social 5 months ago
is habsburg
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Too bad that traitor rag ruins a beautiful red dress
umbrella@lemmy.ml 5 months ago
also ruins a young girl full of potential
SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Potential is what she calls her brother.
silasmariner@programming.dev 5 months ago
I don’t know if ‘traitor’ is really the right term for separatists… I mean, it’s a hard spot, right? You’re betraying someone one way or another whichever side you choose
rockSlayer@lemmy.world 5 months ago
I don’t have a lot of sympathy for the Southern Confederacy. They left the union because they wanted to expand the enslavement of people. That’s not just the leaders either, soldiers in the Confederacy made it crystal clear in their diaries and letters that they would rather die than be equal with a black person. They fired first, and they had no right to leave the union under any circumstances. They were traitors.
itsnicodegallo@lemm.ee 5 months ago
Read any of the States’ Declarations of Secession, and you’ll see how the Confederacy betrayed humanity with that racist garbage. I would literally get banned if I copied and pasted what they say.