Just needs an edit with more believable names. Nobody’s called their baby girl Agnes for probably 500 years unless she was born as an elderly woman.
Wait until they get to pineapples...
Submitted 2 years ago by WashedOver@lemmy.ca to [deleted]
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betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Agnieszka is not that uncommon a name, and it could be shortened to Agnes.
Potatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Um Agnes is short for Agnintendo Entertainment System.
Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know a couple named Bob and Agnes. They’re in their mid 60s iirc.
andxz@lemmy.world 2 years ago
lol what? It’s a fairly common name in all the Nordic countries at the very least, and fairly sure in Britain as well. The post is obviously American, but that name is not an uncommon one.
Anecdotally I know of at least three, two adults and one just starting school.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’d suggest that a couple replies here took my response too literally but don’t want to have to come back and explain that I’m not accusing anybody of stealing.
De_Narm@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Too be fair, I really like the name - you just gotta french it up! (Agnès; ɑɲˈɛs)
But I guess Bravely Default was not as popular as I’d like and I’ve never heard the french version elsewhere.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Name your daughter Agnes, get some BDSM revenge. Seems legit.
orphiebaby@lemm.ee 2 years ago
It’s amazing what toxic assholes say to try to “prove” that posts are fake. I wish you and everyone else would have left that dumb, cynical shit at Reddit.
betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Wat
unreasonabro@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I mean if a grown man doesn’t know what that term means it’s certainly not his child’s fault. like fuck.
Mango@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Honestly yeah. This is pretty much required life knowledge now. They should teach it in school!
JCreazy@midwest.social 2 years ago
Mom, just can’t wait to thank you later for the great time your parents had with their friends
AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 2 years ago
“We are NOT done talking about this.”
I hope not 🤣
Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 2 years ago
I always want this to be genuine every time I see it. Sounds plausible enough.
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
That would be absolutely hilarious to tell people that they should put pineapples upside down in their shopping cart so they don’t roll around.
Agent641@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Whut?
doidera@lemmy.eco.br 2 years ago
Só thats the code?
21Cabbage@lemmynsfw.com 2 years ago
Supposedly, I heard it off-hand somewhere, don’t even remember to be honest.
coffeebiscuit@lemmy.world 2 years ago
So that’s why pineapple aren’t seasonal anymore.
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
[deleted]Korne127@lemmy.world 2 years ago
How… can someone genuinely now know what bdsm stands for? That’s honestly just baffling.
dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de 2 years ago
Shocking but not everybody knows everything.
Pop quiz:
- ASL (Not American Sign Language)
- Sounding
- TCP/IP
- What does the K stand for when referring to the music of Mozart
- IATA
decisivelyhoodnoises@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You don’t know the age of the other person
TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
it’s a bit of a thing with me
blind3rdeye@lemm.ee 2 years ago
No one is born knowing what those letters stand for. In fact, people don’t even know what letters or words are when they are born. So obviously there must be a point in each person’s life when they go from not knowing to knowing. That will happen at different time for different people, depending on who they talk to and what their interests are.
If you want to better understand how someone can not know what bdsm stands for, perhaps you should just reflect on something you’ve learnt recently. Anything at all. Just think about how you didn’t know it, but now you do. That’s how to works.
50_centavos@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Welcome to the internet.
where_am_i@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
how old r u kiddo?
TimewornTraveler@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I dont get the pineapple thing. is that to be used in the sex act? or the bbq? I am not joking
Lev_Astov@lemmy.world 2 years ago
A likely story.
TexMexBazooka@lemm.ee 2 years ago
You been living under a rock or what bro?
RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Fuckin worth it.
Zoidberg@lemm.ee 2 years ago
And I thought it meant Bible Discussion and Studies Meeting
cro_magnon_gilf@sopuli.xyz 2 years ago
Someone’s getting spanked. But who? 🤔
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Image
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 years ago
Burgers, drinks, salsa music, bondage, domination, sadism, masochism.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 years ago
BDSMx2 Parties are great
TeddE@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Bondage burgers, dominant drinks, and sadistic salsa masochistic music. Sounds fun!
dalekcaan@lemm.ee 2 years ago
BYOBDSM
bobs_monkey@lemm.ee 2 years ago
I personally prefer to eat and dance before I, ahem, dance