Shitty deal

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• Th4tGuyII@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use

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  • FinishingDutch@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.

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    • Th4tGuyII@kbin.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there

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• Frozzie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.

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    • Frozzie@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳

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    • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share

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  • IndefiniteBen@leminal.space ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?

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  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole

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    • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.

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• mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  My dumbass me first tought this was some kind of gym aparatus.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yeah it’s for the private gym

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  • supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    it’s a training of sorts.

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  • callyral@pawb.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    same

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• robocall@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?

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  • RegalPotoo@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like you are starting a lawnmower

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    • jol@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I’ve seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.

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  • idunnololz@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like a beyblade

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    • CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      let’er rip.

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  • sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Obviously you do as you like but a common way is to put then in as far as you like / as it’s comfortable and pull them out slowly.

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  • Xanthrax@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Rip start.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Let’er rip.

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• WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Reminds me of years ago of a team I played on. They turned out to be some collection type guys. Didn’t realize at first. They were petty good to me and they were the first team I joined as I was pretty young then.

  In the locker room before one of the games as we are getting ready, one of the guys pulls out of his hockey bag his lady’s double dong and starts tossing it around the room like a hot potato. I’m not sure I want to know why it was in his hockey bag as those things can get pretty gross as it is.

  I’ll never forget that episode. It was never on the list of first ways to see as double dong in real life.

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    One of the things that stays with you forever…

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• CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m dissapointed by the lack of commitment, it seems the owner never made it past the second smallest one 🤣

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That one definitely was the favorite

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    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “The Goldilocks” effect. “This one is just right”

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  • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It is why they had to move…

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• Sabre363@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys

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  • WashedOver@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    A new version of a Kong Connect?

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    • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Peanut butter ready!

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    • Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      O its connects allright XD

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• ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The old chocolate pretzel handshake.

  (From Mall Rats, if you missed it)

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  • 0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Man, I never understood that joke until now 🤣🤣🤣… thank you so much!

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Second one from the right looks a little worn.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s the favorite

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• TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Surely not…

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• SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Giant butt toys can’t be good for your colon

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some good warmup and you’re golden, or so I’ve heard.

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• JewKiller64@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Fuck the jews

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