No way all beads on the far left fit in one orifice.
Shitty deal
Submitted 10 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Frozzie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Oh I can assure you that some people fit far larger and longer things in there.
Frozzie@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Really? I’m a visual learner, how about you show me 😁😳😳
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Well that’s just selfish. They should learn to share
IndefiniteBen@leminal.space 10 months ago
What size do you estimate they are? Tennis ball sized?
MissJinx@lemmy.world 10 months ago
yes I mean how do you even hopd your poop after fiting one of those in your ashole
Agent641@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Butt plug. Literally used to plug up a loose sphincter between poops.
mariusafa@lemmy.sdf.org 10 months ago
My dumbass me first tought this was some kind of gym aparatus.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Yeah it’s for the private gym
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 10 months ago
it’s a training of sorts.
callyral@pawb.social 10 months ago
same
robocall@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are you supposed to put all the beads in your butthole and pull them out fast? Or do you put one in and let the others dangle?
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like you are starting a lawnmower
jol@discuss.tchncs.de 10 months ago
I’ve seen them do that in porn. But you have to be already extremely relaxed for that.
idunnololz@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Like a beyblade
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
sockenklaus@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Obviously you do as you like but a common way is to put then in as far as you like / as it’s comfortable and pull them out slowly.
Xanthrax@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Rip start.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Let’er rip.
WashedOver@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
Reminds me of years ago of a team I played on. They turned out to be some collection type guys. Didn’t realize at first. They were petty good to me and they were the first team I joined as I was pretty young then.
In the locker room before one of the games as we are getting ready, one of the guys pulls out of his hockey bag his lady’s double dong and starts tossing it around the room like a hot potato. I’m not sure I want to know why it was in his hockey bag as those things can get pretty gross as it is.
I’ll never forget that episode. It was never on the list of first ways to see as double dong in real life.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
One of the things that stays with you forever…
CrowAirbrush@lemmy.world 10 months ago
I’m dissapointed by the lack of commitment, it seems the owner never made it past the second smallest one 🤣
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
That one definitely was the favorite
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
“The Goldilocks” effect. “This one is just right”
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It is why they had to move…
Sabre363@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
They look like dog toys. Yeah, they’re definitely dog toys
WashedOver@lemmy.ca 10 months ago
A new version of a Kong Connect?
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Peanut butter ready!
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
O its connects allright XD
ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 10 months ago
The old chocolate pretzel handshake.
(From Mall Rats, if you missed it)
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Man, I never understood that joke until now 🤣🤣🤣… thank you so much!
mechoman444@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Second one from the right looks a little worn.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s the favorite
TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 months ago
Surely not…
SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Giant butt toys can’t be good for your colon
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Some good warmup and you’re golden, or so I’ve heard.
JewKiller64@lemmy.today 10 months ago
Fuck the jews
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 10 months ago
You can only hope these were cleaned after their last use
FinishingDutch@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Can these ever really be clean enough for you to knowingly touch one? Nah.
Th4tGuyII@kbin.social 10 months ago
Especially that first one - I'm scared to think that someone can even accomodate that up there