Anywhere that casually lists spiders and centipedes along with reptiles is not somewhere that I wanna be.
I’ll be waiting in the car
Submitted 2 years ago by WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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papalonian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 years ago
No trip to Straya for you then.
CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 2 years ago
“Scorpions are my favorite reptile”
(Sarcasm aside, what’s so worrying about lizards? Only a couple types are venomous, only a few more are big enough to seriously hurt you (and most of those live in tropical forest sort of places), and anything smaller is probably just going to run away and hide it you get close to it. Lizards are pretty non-threatening.)
numberfour002@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I don’t know how common it is, but in some very rural parts of Kentucky and Tennessee in the USA, people frequently referred to scorpions as lizards. Also, regular lizards were called lizards. And newts were called lizards.
It was very confusing to me when I was a young kid. Still is confusing to me if I’m being honest.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I’m sorry are there scorpions in Kentucky?
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 2 years ago
That’s pretty rural.
Did your town just have one road named after Bedford Forrest or two?
RegalPotoo@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The majority of spider-related injuries are self-inflicted by people panicking and hurting themselves.
In most lizard-related fatalities, the lizard is the one who is killed
blahsay@lemmy.world 2 years ago
2/5 isn’t great. Also why would anyone have to watch out for lizards? I’m doubtful Godzilla is just over the hill
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Some lizards such as Gila monsters and Komodo dragons you really don’t want to mess with…
AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
Even an iguana can ruin your day, and the iguana wants to ruin your day.
jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
You say that but Godzilla is one sneaky bastard.
MyDearWatson616@lemmy.world 2 years ago
One time my pet tortoise bit my big toe thinking it was food and he took an entire chunk out of my flesh. Reptiles are not to be underestimated.
M137@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I still have a scar from my childhood when my pet turtle bit the webbing between my right thumb and index finger. The turtle had a blade of grass stuck in the area next to its neck that’s kinda like a dimple and it couldn’t get it out, so I stupidly put my finger there to try to get it out. Their beaks are like nail clippers.
Slovene@feddit.nl 2 years ago
the webbing between my right thumb and index finger.
The finger crotch.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 2 years ago
I know reptile is a bullshit classification that includes things more closely related to birds than each other, but also it definitely doesn’t include arthropods.
kholby@lemmy.world 2 years ago
That sign has a reptile dysfunction.
Faildini@lemmy.world 2 years ago
This is the best thing I’ve read all day.
Mr_Fish@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Let me guess, aussie?
blahsay@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Hah no, we don’t have scorpions oddly enough. Probably killed off for not being deadly enough.
Lophostemon@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Cypher@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Go for a bushwalk with a blacklight. You’ll find some of those scorpions we “don’t have”.
0x4E4F@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
I almost puked my coffee 🤣🤣🤣.
Daxtron2@startrek.website 2 years ago
Looks more like Arizona to me
supercriticalcheese@lemmy.world 2 years ago
rattle snake is not an Australian variety that I am aware of
Kjatten@lemmy.world 2 years ago
No politicians?
TheColonel@reddthat.com 2 years ago
I mean, “etc” is right there.
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
menemen@lemmy.world 2 years ago
The spiders might want to stay in the car as well.
carnimoss@lemmings.world 2 years ago
I thought it said watch out for replies
Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 2 years ago
They didnt say mark zucc!
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Ah yes! Three of my favourite reptiles:
Spiders, Centipedes, and Scorpions.
Aurenkin@aussie.zone 2 years ago
Hey, my favourite three are on there too! Etc, thank you and mgmt.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 2 years ago
MGMT have a good song called 'time to pretend" so i guess that helps the sign make more sense.