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POLITICS IN MY SHITPOST SUB
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Submitted 3 weeks ago by sirboozebum@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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SiegeRhino@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sly2@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Here have support by my Army of uhm… what do I have… Worms. Uhm Worms ig. 🪱 🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🐛🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱🪱
mrunicornman@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
WAITER! THERE IS A CATERPILLAR IN MY WORM SOUP!
JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
Now that’s bait!
diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 3 weeks ago
Sounds like it’s fine if it’s US internal politics for some reason
Sergio@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
like an enormous sumo wrestler, full of fat
Slander! Sumo wrestlers are defined by having a lot of muscle. Source: https://youtu.be/jcppRWz3_as?t=349 Yes, they have fat but that serves a similar purpose as armor and sandbags: to help defend themselves and make them difficult to move.
New sumo tourney starting in 2 weeks! !sumo@lemmy.world
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Hell yeah Sumo’s badass.
I like to picture an American that looks like a Sumo wrestler squatting that low and collapsing into a black hole.
MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Okay, let’s see how the slightly chubby sumo wrestler does on his own.
realitista@lemmus.org 3 weeks ago
Yeah time for a diet fuckface.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
Why would they care? We need them for our Christian rapture. Everyone over here is so over the world they built they want to go to their fantasy land now, and the billionaires think they can Cesar the wasteland afterwards. Completely cooked.
radiofreebc@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Bibi and Trump are just trying to stay out of prison. The entire world is fucked because 2 people won’t take responsibility for their crimes against humanity.
Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 3 weeks ago
I’m not talking about them. I’m talking about the swaths of useful idiots, including his cabinet and other powerful Americans. They want to initiate judgment day. Israelis are in it for the gravy train cause it dont stop for God’s Chosen People.
TransNeko@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Israel pays its soldiers in women and children they can legally rape without Israel giving a shit.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Sadly, that’s historically how you paid an army. Guess they just haven’t evolved morals yet.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Also old armies got spoils. Looting. Usually temples and churches whose faith and gods you didn’t respect anyway.
Go far enough back, and captured civilians were made slaves for life. Including making sex slaves of all the women.
nullspace@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Looking at how effective drones are against traditional tech, I don’t disagree with the assessment of the US military being enormous and wasteful.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
Yes. We have a lot of expensive tech. We pay our soldiers a pittance. Their families are on food stamps. (SNAP, which is all digital, now.)
Also Israel gets their weapons from the US for free, since a lot of elected officials are captured by AIPAC.
ZkhqrD5o@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Also, said sumo wrestler would pulverise the scrawny little man with his bare hands. It easy to talk big if your enemies are a few thugs with guns and schoolchildren.
bold_omi@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Downvoted because this is not a shitpost.
IlCaviale@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
The point of sumo wrestlers being fat is to have enough mass so they don’t get pushed off the ring. It’s basically an evolutionary adaptation to the constraints imposed by the sport. I don’t know if they do weight classes there but regardless the slim sumo wrestler will always lose against the fat one.
mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
evolutionary
I know you probably didn’t mean it literally but there’s some dumb fuck who will come along, read that, and take away the idea that sumo wrestlers are evolving to be larger. they’re adapting to the conditions of the sport, sure.
dan69@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But none the less still a sumo wrestler!!???
forkDestroyer@infosec.pub 3 weeks ago
Country the size of New Jersey (ew) says its military is more efficient. Wow.
JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Now imagine a population that listens to this and says ‘yup, hea got a point’ and you can understand the elections.
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 weeks ago
We heard him at the UN. Netanyahu very much likes to have opinions. They don’t come from data analysis or anything. He just makes them up.
With Trump, we’re used to it, because his base reads his word salad as eleven-dimensional chess, and Trump can’t stop talking.
With Bibi we still presume he’s a statesman because he’s in a suit and leads Israel. But the more he talks, the more we’ll realize he’s a bumbling ignoramus too.
Modern_medicine_isnt@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
So,ebody tell trump that this guy just called us socialist.
kunaltyagi@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
Shows the cajones on this one. USA will chuckle and give a few billion more
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
Imagine biting the hand that feeds you, yet there are no consequences.
He knows, no matter how abusive and murderous and duplicitous, congress will always send more money.
Malica@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
They have a gun to the head of the one feeding
ICastFist@programming.dev 3 weeks ago
A gun they got from the same hand feeding them lol
arrow74@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
At this point he could literally invade a blue state and Trump would say it’s okay