For anyone that doesn’t know:
She was killed three times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.
she has risen!
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Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
nexguy@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
She wasn’t even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn’t even kill her arm.
areakode@riskeratspizza.com 2 weeks ago
This is because doctors agree to do no harm. Thus, no qualified physician would be involved. Thus one of the many issues with capital punishment.
yaroto98@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Hey guys, I found Rasputin!
CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social 2 weeks ago
Well this just isn’t fair, like comparing Babe Ruth home runs records to the modern game, he did it all half drunk on wine, dehydrated from smoking herbs in the desert, and without the benefits of HGH.
affenlehrer@feddit.org 2 weeks ago
Next they’ll allow the meat grinder or a shredder as execution method
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Honestly both of those are more humane than lethal injection. The cocktail we use is absolutely horrific. Basically you are conscious the whole time and your lungs slowly fill with fluid while you drown.
It’d be more humane to slam a fuckton of morphine and fentanyl. If that’s not an option I’ll take the meat grinder
mobyduck648@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
What a metal way to go.
PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Back to the chair probably
DagwoodIII@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Funny story.
Edison was trying to make Tesla’s Alternating Current look dangerous, unlike Edison’s safe Direct Current.
Edison paid a stooge to push through a bill in the New York Legislature ot make AC electric chairs the official form of execution.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
was wondering how long it would take someone to pull that comparison from their ass
FenrirIII@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus wasn’t a murderer like her
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
The facts are Jesus said He murdered everybody (the flood) and that when He comes back He will murder everybody (the Apocalypse).
This is all from the Holy Bible. Not atheists. So don’t panic and cry
arrow74@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
Since Jesus is also God he’s technically a murderer and a mass murderer at that
xspurnx@leminal.space 2 weeks ago
If he is god, how dare he not stop at least the harvest of atrocities committed every day?
luthis@lemmy.nz 2 weeks ago
Backstory?
Zombie@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Carl@anarchist.nexus 2 weeks ago
Christa Pike was sentenced to death. The sentence itself was already fairly controversial, due to some of the details of her case. And now the state has attempted to kill her twice, but they keep fucking up her lethal injection. She has been injured during both attempts, but not killed. She even requested a firing line instead of a lethal injection, because she has a heart condition that will likely prevent the lethal injection from properly stopping her heart. But the state has refused to back down, and keeps injuring her with bad lethal injections instead.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 weeks ago
and they are considering trying a 3rd time.
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I’m currently being screamed at for daring to have empathy for this woman. What even is my life?
deadmyk@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
its hard for people to not understand you can have multiple feelings towards people at a single time.
empathy for what their going through now does not mean you support what they did 40+ years ago
Malica@lemmy.zip 2 weeks ago
I had a rough childhood full of trauma and I know first hand how that shit can twist your mind into not to nice things. She grew up with worse horror than me. Not condoning what she did, but understand that she was a traumatized child too.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
Not just killed, executed
Naich@piefed.world 2 weeks ago
If Jesus came back now the US would keep on killing him until he stayed dead.
Soulphite@reddthat.com 2 weeks ago
US hate brown people and immigrants, of which Jesus was both. You’re not wrong.
Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Jesus said when He comes He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and He will murder everybody.
He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 weeks ago
Fixed it for you.
PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 2 weeks ago
MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Incorrect. If Jesus came back today he would be largely ignored. He would most likely end up either homeless or committed to a mental institution. If anyone did realize he was the real Jesus returned to the world there would most likely be a third world war, not between different nations but between different multinational corporations all trying to decide who gets exclusive rights to his name and intellectual property. Nuclear bombs would be dropped to figure out who would own the rights to The Bible with explicit permission to alter, amend, or remove entirely any passages they want. In that case Jesus himself would most likely be kept hidden away in some corporate bunker for fear that he might give another sermon FOR FREE before it can be locked down under an official publishing contract.
Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
Or he’s been coming back in about the same area, which the United States of Israel keeps bombing children in
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
US history is an empire of “never again.”
mobyduck648@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Dostoyevsky’s The Grand Inquisitor, but instead of moving and thought-provoking it’s just cringe and shit.