she has risen!

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• Doomsider@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  For anyone that doesn’t know:

  She was killed three times and resurrected the same day thus blowing Jesus out of the water when it comes to miracles.

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  • nexguy@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    She wasn’t even really that close to death. They accidentally gave her subcutaneous injections instead of intravenous. They couldn’t even kill her arm.

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    • areakode@riskeratspizza.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      This is because doctors agree to do no harm. Thus, no qualified physician would be involved. Thus one of the many issues with capital punishment.

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• Naich@piefed.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If Jesus came back now the US would keep on killing him until he stayed dead.

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  • MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Incorrect. If Jesus came back today he would be largely ignored. He would most likely end up either homeless or committed to a mental institution. If anyone did realize he was the real Jesus returned to the world there would most likely be a third world war, not between different nations but between different multinational corporations all trying to decide who gets exclusive rights to his name and intellectual property. Nuclear bombs would be dropped to figure out who would own the rights to The Bible with explicit permission to alter, amend, or remove entirely any passages they want. In that case Jesus himself would most likely be kept hidden away in some corporate bunker for fear that he might give another sermon FOR FREE before it can be locked down under an official publishing contract.

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  • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus said when He comes He’ll have a Holy Army at His back and He will murder everybody.

    He won’t come back as a hippy. (according to Him)

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      according to Him the drunk and high monks who ghostwrote his way too long and rambling manifesto

      Fixed it for you.

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    • PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      don’t make me come over there!

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  • Soulphite@reddthat.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    US hate brown people and immigrants, of which Jesus was both. You’re not wrong.

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  • Smif_N_Lenin@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Or he’s been coming back in about the same area, which the United States of Israel keeps bombing children in

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  • BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    US history is an empire of “never again.”

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  • mobyduck648@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Dostoyevsky’s The Grand Inquisitor, but instead of moving and thought-provoking it’s just cringe and shit.

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• Malica@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m currently being screamed at for daring to have empathy for this woman. What even is my life?

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  was wondering how long it would take someone to pull that comparison from their ass

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  • FenrirIII@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Jesus wasn’t a murderer like her

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    • Mulligrubs@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      The facts are Jesus said He murdered everybody (the flood) and that when He comes back He will murder everybody (the Apocalypse).

      This is all from the Holy Bible. Not atheists. So don’t panic and cry

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    • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Since Jesus is also God he’s technically a murderer and a mass murderer at that

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    • SilverJeyJey@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I’m just here for the comments

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    • xspurnx@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If he is god, how dare he not stop at least the harvest of atrocities committed every day?

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• CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Well this just isn’t fair, like comparing Babe Ruth home runs records to the modern game, he did it all half drunk on wine, dehydrated from smoking herbs in the desert, and without the benefits of HGH.

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• PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Not just killed, executed

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• yaroto98@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Hey guys, I found Rasputin!

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• affenlehrer@feddit.org ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Next they’ll allow the meat grinder or a shredder as execution method

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  • arrow74@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Honestly both of those are more humane than lethal injection. The cocktail we use is absolutely horrific. Basically you are conscious the whole time and your lungs slowly fill with fluid while you drown.

    It’d be more humane to slam a fuckton of morphine and fentanyl. If that’s not an option I’ll take the meat grinder

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  • mobyduck648@lemmy.world ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What a metal way to go.

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  • PrettyFlyForAFatGuy@feddit.uk ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Back to the chair probably

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    • DagwoodIII@piefed.social ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Funny story.

      Edison was trying to make Tesla’s Alternating Current look dangerous, unlike Edison’s safe Direct Current.

      Edison paid a stooge to push through a bill in the New York Legislature ot make AC electric chairs the official form of execution.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Backstory?

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  • Carl@anarchist.nexus ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Christa Pike was sentenced to death. The sentence itself was already fairly controversial, due to some of the details of her case. And now the state has attempted to kill her twice, but they keep fucking up her lethal injection. She has been injured during both attempts, but not killed. She even requested a firing line instead of a lethal injection, because she has a heart condition that will likely prevent the lethal injection from properly stopping her heart. But the state has refused to back down, and keeps injuring her with bad lethal injections instead.

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  • Zombie@feddit.uk ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christa_Pike

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