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Ugh, here we go again, gotta get ready for a bunch of bullshit

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Submitted ⁨⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨uuj8za@piefed.social⁩ to ⁨mildlyinfuriating@lemmy.world⁩

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It makes so much more sense once you realize FAQ is pronounced Fuh-Queue.

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    • Aedis@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I always pronounced it fak

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      • viral.vegabond@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Fak

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      • EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I’ve always split the difference.

        Kind of like a 1950s “tough guy” going “come ahnnnnn fak-yoo”

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  • ShellMonkey@piefed.socdojo.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Yeah, chat bots and voice prompt mazes in phones both get an immediate spamming of agent/human/operator until it gives up.

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    • grue@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      These days they’re just as likely to hang up on you instead of transferring you to a human.

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  • huppakee@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    If you didn’t check the FAQ i will remove my upvote.

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    • uuj8za@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Hahahaha. I actually didn’t check the FAQ… and my intuition was right. This is the link to the FAQ: https://www.xfinity.com/support/articles/now-portal-overview

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      • meat@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I hear that you can tell them you are going to prison.

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  • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Call you bank/credit card provider, get a human being on the other end, and calmly tell them any further payments to Xfinity are unauthorized/fraud.

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    • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      They’ll need some sort of proof that you tried to cancel the “appropriate” way. The screenshot in OP’s post should suffice. Always have for me.

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      • sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

        Yep! In my own history, sometimes they just believe you without proof, but yeah, they do often ask for some kind of proof and usually that is just basically screenshots like this. Might take em a while to process it in the ‘escalated support’ tier, or what not, but yeah it generally does work.

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      This is the most effective way to cancel a service and one of the primary reasons I keep carrying a credit card

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  • Sergio@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Xfinity is a curse from hell. Over the years I’ve had to help my elderly aunt with various problems with their account. A couple different things that worked:

    1) went into an Xfinity store. This helped for simpler account things. People there were generally cool, it was just a job and I think they knew the whole company was a mess, they’d give me tips on how to get to the right place and solve the problem.

    2) convinced the AI bot that it was a problem that it couldn’t solve. Then I got a human in the chat, who could actually help.

    3) went to the web-based “help bulletin board” (I found this through the account’s panel) and posted the problem there. There were several unhelpful “community expert” responses but eventually someone who worked there guided me to a web-based chat with their first-line tech support, i.e. so I could give account information. It took them half an hour to reply to anything I said. I explained things VERY CAREFULLY repeating everything we’d established so far (I imagined I was talking to an evil genie) and they eventually gave me a phone number to call, and that person could indeed help me.

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  • SatyrSack@quokk.au ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    From what I have seen online, the correct way to get what you want here is to say “I am going to prison”.

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    • gex@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Which prison? We offer phone service for inmates in more than 100 prisons”

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    • CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Then have to present proof of impending incarceration?

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  • socphoenix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    There’s almost always connect you to a real person if you type something like “talk to a human”

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    • black0ut@pawb.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      If that doesn’t work, insulting it and telling it you’re gonna kill yourself because of its bad answers triggers a lot of warnings and filters that usually get you to a human way faster.

      It’s sad we’ve reached this point.

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      • criss_cross@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Yeah a lot of these systems have an “escalate” plan if you start swearing or getting really angry at the bot.

        I have to maintain one at work and trip the escalation flow 60% of the time trying to test.

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      • Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        I can only imagine what those employees have seen.

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      So I tried to help my mother in law cancel a subscription to NFL.com becsuse she didn’r know her account info. Tried the help number, was a verbak char bot that went in circles and insisted no person was available. I tried buttons, insisting I couldn’t log in to cancel, and when I got sick of it and cursed it ended the call. Tried the text chat on the site listed as support which also insisted we had to log in to cancel.

      Ended up having to contact the credit card to cancel the automatic payments.

      Welcome to the future of sutomated support with no humans available.

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      • socphoenix@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        That is incredibly fucked

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  • Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just tell them that you are moving to California then they have to give you a way to do it online.

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  • 13igTyme@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Weird way of telling your bank to stop all payments.

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  • Etterra@discuss.online ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had this problem. I use their online tool to see if I could move my service to the new place, and it said it wasn’t covered. I still had to call them and cancel by phone, wait for them to determine whether or not it was or was not unavailable in that location even though I told them they’re automated system had already confirmed that it was not, and had to sit through there God damn bullshit until I was finally canceled.

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    • Sephmans@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      I feel like I had a stroke reading this. 😅

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  • frank@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Man i had a HELL of a time cancelling my service with Comcast when I moved countries. It was this BS even on the phone with a human. Like “what if we offer you a free TV package for 6 months?”

    Man I’m not gonna live in the US just let me go

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    • benjirenji@slrpnk.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      “Sure, this sounds great. Sign me up under this new address outside the US.”

      Would this not work for them to cancel the contract?

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        “Great, let me transfer you to another department”

        You just go down another rung in the service loop and have to climb back up again.

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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just do a charge back on your credit card. It costs them more than merely cancelling. Take a screenshot of your cancellation attempts to send to your credit card company when you dispute the charges. If everyone does this, eventually they will have to change their behavior.

    If they fight the charge back, file a DTPA complaint (varies some from state to state). In Texas you get $11k for every DTPA violation.

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  • Treczoks@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I once had issues with the internet not moving. Our phone and internet is from one provider, and we told them we were moving. Their slogan was basically that they would move everything in one go.

    The day came, telephone worked, DSL worked after a call, and everything was fine… until my wife called me at work a few months(!) later that the internet did not work. The usual things did not fix it, so we called the provider.

    They told us that we had no DSL at the new location, and as they needed a free DSLAM, they simply unplugged us. Our DSL was still “located” at our old address in their files! So I asked when they will give us our DSL back. They told us they can’t. We should just cancel our old connection, and order a new one at our current location. They would add more capacity in a few months(!) and we could get our internet back then.

    Luckily, our company used the same provider with a big contract, so I complained to my sales contact on their side. She promised me to fix things. Two hours later, my wife got a call from the provider: we would get our DSL back at the next opportunity, I.e. the next morning. And we got it back.

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  • Piwix@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Just tried to navigate this recently to move the fiber jack in my home with AT&T. Mentioning it tells me to see the FAQ which leads me in circles to the same effect. Called the support number, got led in circles by the automated support, apparently no one has ever heard of wanting to schedule a service visit if your Internet’s not broken and you’re not trying to set up a new service account. Had to call again and say “representative,” then hang up and do it a second time to finally forward me to a human.

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  • Randelung@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Wasn’t there a hack where you just tell them you’re going to prison?

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  • Smoogs@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    well whatever xfinity is it is a shit service. fantastic advertising. thank you.

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