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And yet I have to listen to my uncle rant and rave about immigrants and pretend it's okay.

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨FlyingSquid@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • STRIKINGdebate2@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    We are all prostitutes in some way, shape or form under capitalism. Tell them that at thanksgiving and example that renting yourself to a company to drive trucks, scan tills,deliver pizza is not that different to renting yourself out for sex. Both involve you doing a service for others in exchange for cash.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      This is the sort of lighthearted shitpost response I always hope for when I post something like this.

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    • MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Isn’t prostitution usually exploited by organized crime?

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      • 100_percent_a_bot@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        One could quivle about the difference between prostitution and sex work but generally speaking you are correct

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    • Outtatime@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What a great point.

      The communist prostitute is so much better

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      • Justas@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Seize the means of reproduction!

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  • Narrrz@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    pay some prostitutes to come to your thanksgiving dinner and debate your uncle on his ideas about immigrants.

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    • partial_accumen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Pay the prostitutes to argue for MAGA and fascism and watch the uncle be upset in having to agree with a prostitute.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Bonus points if the uncle argues against MAGA and fascism so that he won’t have to agree with a prostitute.

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    • 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I would splurge and get me a prostitute with a PhD in International Relations or stuff like that.

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  • Decoy321@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The trick is to force everyone to sit on the same side of the table.

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    • Narrrz@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      they only did that for the painting.

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    • Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      So crazy that people still believe this.

      The other twelve disciples (Bobert, Dave, Big Dave, Little Dave, Deathlord, Dolores, Fifibelle, Larry, Lucifer, Tarquin, and Zebuchenezuzuzuzechazzachuah) were on the other side of the table.

      Who do you think took the photo? Do you think Jesus had a selfie-stick? SMH.

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  • Yamainwitch@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus was a homeboy, follow his lead: drink wine, hang with the homies, be chill with the hoes, pass the snacks and wreck a market in a mega church.

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  • redcalcium@lemmy.institute ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The key differences here is “inviting” vs “paying”.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Who says you can’t invite some prostitutes to Thanksgiving dinner? Even a hooker’s gotta eat.

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      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Even a hooker’s gotta eat.

        That’s what ho cakes are for.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        One might consider this paying them with food, but you could say the same about Jesus, so it tracks

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wait a second, when did I become a moderator of Lemmy Shitpost? I mean I don’t mind, but no one told me!

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    • r00ty@kbin.life ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Congratulations, I guess. Now, get to work!

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  • rockSlayer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    If you get bored, tell your uncle that the easiest way to stop illegal immigration is to dissolve national borders

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    • WaxedWookie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      …and the easiest way to stop gender ideology (whatever the fuck that’s supposed to be) being forced on our children is to abolish gender.

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    • Vuraniute@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      THAT’S WHAT V2 IS FOR

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t think Jesus asked the prostitutes to give him handies under the dinner table.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Missed opportunity.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jesus doesn’t have to ask.

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    • Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Jesus prefers footsies.

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    • gmtom@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Ofc not, that what the decides are for

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  • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Guess ho’s coming to dinner

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  • Yearly1845@reddthat.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    At least it’s just your uncle. I have to listen to my dad bitch and moan about how many muslims he saw today while he’s fucking me.

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    • ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That ended weirdly specific. Looks at username Oh yea, that makes sense now.

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  • doingthestuff@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Jesus sounds like the best dude in this scenario.

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  • JasonHears@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Oh shit. Maybe Donald Trump is the next messiah.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      His followers sure seem to think so.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He sure seems to think so too

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  • Emerald@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image Transcription: Twitter


    Steve vs Ninjas @stevevsninjas

    Jesus invited prostitutes to dine with him and he’s the light of the world, I do it and I’m “making Thanksgiving awkward.”

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  • PatFussy@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Its because you are the prostitute your uncle brought and everyone hates +1s

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  • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I like to bring up 1 Samuel 18:27.

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    • ericisshort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you’re gonna bring it up, at least quote the damn verse. Not a lot of us have the Bible memorized.

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      • half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Going on this journey yourself is part of the magic. Encourage your relatives to do the same.

        spoiler

        If someone at the table actually knows the verse ask them if they would collect 200 foreskins if Trump asked them to.

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  • josefo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s Thanksgiving dumbass, prostitutes have no place there, that’s for Christmas. You should bring a Native American to true honor the tradition. If he or she happens to be a prostitute, or you have enough trust, ensure a very loud fuck that night, and please keep yelling “thanks for this” so everyone knows you are thankful.

    Jeez, some people just mix shit up

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      What if you can’t find a Native American but you can find a Pilgrim?

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      • josefo@leminal.space ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Technically, you should bring them to a Native American house. Unless is a prostitute pilgrim, then you can bring them to your house, but the custom then is fucking in the nearest bathroom during the dinner, same audio cues apply. Bonus points if you as the host get pegged by them.

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  • Pilokyoma@mujico.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    ex prostitutes

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No, he healed the lepers, not the hookers.

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      • Kase@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Are we inviting them too? Is leprosy still a thing, even?

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    • imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Prove it

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