Just Think About It

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• lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  *sigh* i guess it’s time for this again…

  Kill James Bond Highlights: the horrific implications of Cars 2 - part 5 (the Popemobile bit)

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  • NarrativeBear@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    When cars go to the grocery store in the cars universe do they park and wait outside or do they “drive” into the grocery store?

    If they do drive into the store, do things like parking lots exist, and what are they used for if they do?

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      i’m assuming the cars universe equivalent of grocery stores are gas stations.

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    • TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcuC-uz3pU

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  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    So as they’re contemplating the existence of a Cars Jesus, I find myself what kind of car Jesus was. There were no motor vehicles in that time so was Jesus a cart? Were Jesus and his vehicular disciples pulled around by ox or were they self propelled? Were the Roman soldiers chariots? And the cross - how does that work, I mean logistically? Which of Cart Jesus’s appendages would be appropriate to nail to a board in order to bring about death? And I’m not even at the point where I dare speculate on what Cars God is even like.

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    • kboy101222@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      They put the nails through his front tires

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    • lime@feddit.nu ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      reminder that the villain of cars 2 is famous for being “the first car to circumnavigate the globe without gps”.

      also jesus was obviously a Model ✝️

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There was a Pope Mobile in one of them, which means that there was a Car Jesus.

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  • Exatron@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Jesus Chrysler

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  • Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    And that someone tried to assassinate the car pope.

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• blueamigafan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There was a planes spinoff where one of the characters is a helldiver plane, and has literal flash backs to being in WW2,

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• mechoman444@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  The second movie is all about spies, which means there was a Cold War, and if there was a Cold War, there was a Russia, and if there was a Russia, there was a Stalin and a Lenin, which means there were communists, and eventually a Red Scare and a McCarthy, which means there was a nuclear scare and, naturally, nuclear weapons.

  The Porsche girl character, I can’t remember her name because I’m 40, had one of those lower-back tattoos, which opens up a whole other series of “which means” implications that I absolutely do not want to get into.

  This rabbit hole goes much deeper than Pixar intended.

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  • qarbone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    I haven’t seen Cars 2 but why would “spies” imply the Cold War?

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    • ayyy@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      This guy also seems to think that tramp stamps have some sort of magical powers?

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Reminder that Cars is a pro-eugenics franchise, and probably would have depicted the smashing of “lemon” cars as a heroic act.

  I wonder how the nonexistence of horses in the Umamusume franchise affected war, and how Hitler viewed the horse girls.

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• peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  No it doesnt. Fictional worlds with a basis or reference to real worlds, are not required to be 1 to 1.

  Dont get me wrong ya made me giggle a lil bit.

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  • SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Yeah they may have made those jeeps for a war against Car Soviet Union instead.

    I can easily understand why cars would be opposed to Car Stalin.

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    • EnchiladaRaisins@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Car Soviet Union would just be endless Ladas.

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• flamingos@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  There’s a WW2 battle in the Pacific in the planes spin off film.

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• ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  a VW of course

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• Danarchy@lemmy.nz ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Did lightning m’queen get that hussy Fast Sally or w/e did he get her cargnant

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• JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Auto Kühler, das fahrer.

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And that bunker was just chock-full of Minions.

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