There was a Pope Mobile in one of them, which means that there was a Car Jesus.
Just Think About It
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Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Exatron@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jesus Chrysler
Olgratin_Magmatoe@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
And that someone tried to assassinate the car pope.
blueamigafan@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There was a planes spinoff where one of the characters is a helldiver plane, and has literal flash backs to being in WW2,
mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The second movie is all about spies, which means there was a Cold War, and if there was a Cold War, there was a Russia, and if there was a Russia, there was a Stalin and a Lenin, which means there were communists, and eventually a Red Scare and a McCarthy, which means there was a nuclear scare and, naturally, nuclear weapons.
The Porsche girl character, I can’t remember her name because I’m 40, had one of those lower-back tattoos, which opens up a whole other series of “which means” implications that I absolutely do not want to get into.
This rabbit hole goes much deeper than Pixar intended.
qarbone@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I haven’t seen Cars 2 but why would “spies” imply the Cold War?
ayyy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
This guy also seems to think that tramp stamps have some sort of magical powers?
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Reminder that Cars is a pro-eugenics franchise, and probably would have depicted the smashing of “lemon” cars as a heroic act.
I wonder how the nonexistence of horses in the Umamusume franchise affected war, and how Hitler viewed the horse girls.
peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
No it doesnt. Fictional worlds with a basis or reference to real worlds, are not required to be 1 to 1.
Dont get me wrong ya made me giggle a lil bit.
SpaceCowboy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Yeah they may have made those jeeps for a war against Car Soviet Union instead.
I can easily understand why cars would be opposed to Car Stalin.
EnchiladaRaisins@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Car Soviet Union would just be endless Ladas.
flamingos@feddit.uk 2 months ago
There’s a WW2 battle in the Pacific in the planes spin off film.
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 1 month ago
a VW of course
Danarchy@lemmy.nz 2 months ago
Did lightning m’queen get that hussy Fast Sally or w/e did he get her cargnant
JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
Auto Kühler, das fahrer.
sundray@lemmus.org 2 months ago
And that bunker was just chock-full of Minions.
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
*sigh* i guess it’s time for this again…
Kill James Bond Highlights: the horrific implications of Cars 2 - part 5 (the Popemobile bit)
NarrativeBear@lemmy.world 2 months ago
When cars go to the grocery store in the cars universe do they park and wait outside or do they “drive” into the grocery store?
If they do drive into the store, do things like parking lots exist, and what are they used for if they do?
lime@feddit.nu 2 months ago
i’m assuming the cars universe equivalent of grocery stores are gas stations.
TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOcuC-uz3pU
gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
So as they’re contemplating the existence of a Cars Jesus, I find myself what kind of car Jesus was. There were no motor vehicles in that time so was Jesus a cart? Were Jesus and his vehicular disciples pulled around by ox or were they self propelled? Were the Roman soldiers chariots? And the cross - how does that work, I mean logistically? Which of Cart Jesus’s appendages would be appropriate to nail to a board in order to bring about death? And I’m not even at the point where I dare speculate on what Cars God is even like.
kboy101222@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
They put the nails through his front tires
lime@feddit.nu 1 month ago
reminder that the villain of cars 2 is famous for being “the first car to circumnavigate the globe without gps”.
also jesus was obviously a Model ✝️