Someone took a list of insults written about soldiers in the military, and rephrased them. Do you actually think teachers would say this stuff about their students in writing?
This website just doesn’t get satire.
Which burn was worse? I'm gonna vote for #11.
Submitted 11 months ago by TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I swear this website (collection of websites, social media network, whatever) makes me regret leaving reddit more and more every day. The people here are fully incapable of understanding sarcasm or humor. It’s hilarious
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I think it’s partly because you’d get mocked ruthlessly on Reddit for missing the joke, whereas here either nobody points it out, or they’re very kind about it.
feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah it’s pretty shit isn’t it.
Franzia@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 months ago
Yes lol, have you seen reports about NYC schools?
jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 11 months ago
“When her IQ reaches 50 she should sell” is probably the wittiest one.
I’m going to assume that none of these teachers are real, some corndog just pulled this thing out of the fucked up meme engine that makes facebook suck so bad. Some schmuck who writes jokes for morning FM drive time radio probably sat down with a pencil and wrote these.
If it gets any worse it’s going to say “REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background and that’s it, that’s the whole meme, because facebook.
I wonder how close to the bottom of that drain we are now.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It’s absolutely a work of fiction.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That or “Your child has delusions of adequacy.”
Kase@lemmy.world 11 months ago
“REAL FRIENDS STAY” in shitty cursive on a purple background
Oh dear god why’d you have to make this so accurate, I feel like I’ve traveled back in time against my will
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I hope the teacher who said #11 isn’t teaching reproductive biology.
The sperm that makes it through to the egg doesn’t get there first. Multitudes of other sperms have died weakening the wall, receiving nothing in return, only for another to slide right in and reap all the rewards and renown for their sacrifice. It’s basically the perfect analogy for capitalism.
Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee 11 months ago
No teacher said any of these, it’s made up.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Probably, but I find that you get more enjoyment from these memes with a little willful suspension of disbelief 🤷
MenKlash@kbin.social 11 months ago
The free market is not, as the social Darwinists imagine, a struggle between rich and poor, strong and weak. It is the principal means by which human beings cooperate in order to live. If each of us had to produce all his food and shelter by himself, almost no one could survive. The existence of large-scale society depends absolutely on social cooperation through the division of labor.
8000mark@discuss.tchncs.de 11 months ago
Miss me with that Mises shit.
MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I can tell you’re fun at parties.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I am, actually. I can tell that you’re imcurious and probably unpleasant everywhere.
clockwork_octopus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
My favorite is the “delusions of adequacy”, that one had to sting! The six-pack one though sounds like possible ADHD or some other learning disorder - your child is smart enough, but lacks the ability to do well
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah yes dilutions of adequacy. The best kind of dilutions
LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Why did you misspell that twice? In the graphic it is spelled correctly. Delusions.
Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That is a very valid question. I have been awake since 3 am so I am going to blame it on that opposed to my inability to spell.
Smoogs@lemmy.world 11 months ago
these teachers failed at their initial standup career and are bitter about it.
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
It’s not just a problem with the teachers. The whole system is rotten. Many kids go unsupported and fail due to it. Some may try to join the gangs and think school is worthless, some may have need for extra effort which isn’t their from parents or teachers. It’s unfortunate in such a huge beast like the NYC public school system, just like many others.
EatYouWell@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s really a problem with the parents, and that causes problems with the administration which causes problems for the teachers.
Ledivin@lemmy.world 11 months ago
We also spend more than twice as much per student than any other country for these results 😑
idunnololz@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where the fk is the money going because it’s certainly not going to the teachers.
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I know. Then the kids grow up and believe everything they see on Internet memes.
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
The image doesn’t have to be true for what I said to be true.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah yes it’s on the interweb so uhm ashrually it must be real guyz
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Number 5 is probably my favorite mostly because I like talking hyperboles and taking them even further
Amends1782@lemmy.ca 11 months ago
Same with number 1
creditCrazy@lemmy.world 11 months ago
How bout this"you are so unremarkable you don’t even have significance of being the most insignificant"
Something_Complex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Number 5 is basically me
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 11 months ago
That’s not really how insemination works though.
Etterra@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Man the teachers in New York are really nice compared to the jerks I had to deal with growing up.
Copythis@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just wait till you get to #12 /s
TheOneWithTheHair@lemmy.world 11 months ago
pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 11 months ago
This bullshit is not real.
doctorcrimson@lemmy.today 11 months ago
Number 6 so was incredibly mid but then Number 7 kicked like a mule.
topinambour_rex@lemmy.world 11 months ago
The 11 just shows a lot of ignorance.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Every single one of these is me irl, especially the delusions of adequacy one
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Not sure what watered twice a week is referring to
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
A plant. Basically saying they’re one step above vegetable.
Usernameblankface@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Haha wow!
JakenVeina@lemm.ee 11 months ago
I’m a fan of #9.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
#9 is good bit #8 takes the win
Colonel_Panic_@lemm.ee 11 months ago
It was all about the same kid.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Nah 10 takes the win
Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Gotta love the public school system
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If its on the internet it must be true amiright guyz
Outtatime@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Public schools are trash. If they were great then people with money would be sending them there
Cannacheques@slrpnk.net 11 months ago
If this was written, it would probably be a woman or a very feminine man
Slinky5737@infosec.pub 11 months ago
This has big “FW: FW: RE: FW:” energy.
StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Seriously, I had to double check I wasn’t somehow on Facebook.
PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Going to forward it to my dad so he can slowly read it aloud during Thanksgiving dinner while a dozen people sit uncomfortably in silence, waiting for him to look up so they can awkwardly laugh.
SheDiceToday@eslemmy.es 11 months ago
Because it is, just translated to picture memes now instead of formatted to have big, flashing red-lettered words and bolded emphasis. I remember seeing this list at least a few years ago.