Way of the road, Bubs
Some of you shits need this
Submitted 11 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to [deleted]
https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1832407-7245-403e-ac2a-0940723b9cb8.webp
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Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 11 months ago
NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social 11 months ago
Fuckin’ way she goes
IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world 11 months ago
What is drunk?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Just recycle please
babyfarmer@lemmy.world 11 months ago
So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.
He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bless your naive friend
LazaroFilm@lemmy.world 11 months ago
I want to see the job posting for this position…
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Be the change you want to see
Retrograde@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.
x4740N@lemmy.world 11 months ago
That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Piss man 👉👈
MartinXYZ@kbin.social 11 months ago
"kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
If you bring a child it’s free but if you come alone it’s $9.99
LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one 11 months ago
What a deal! I’ll take 100
DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 months ago
Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious
theangryseal@lemmy.world 11 months ago
SandLight@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He looks like he’d piss on something he’s not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I’m sure he’s being his best self.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Awwwww bless what breed is he. He looks like a wolfhound.
Ritsu@lemmynsfw.com 11 months ago
It’s literally AI art
Techmaster@lemm.ee 11 months ago
Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.
RGB3x3@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.
Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.
YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world 11 months ago
You’re talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?
dirtydan@iusearchlinux.fyi 11 months ago
Way of the road, Bubs.
Ibex0@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s the way of the road.
captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.
Ya’ll…don’t use kitty litter?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Use wood pellets. Less smelly.
CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Piss Jug Man is with you, always.
ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 11 months ago
👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always
magnetosphere@kbin.social 11 months ago
I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but Ill convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
You’ll miss out on PJM’s patented olfactory experience then bub.
GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 11 months ago
$5 well spent, can’t put a price on piss memories
over_clox@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Where’s Shit Bag Man? 🤔
Assman@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
Shit Bagman is feeling pretty crappy about all these dog poop bags in the park!
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
He’s out for a dump
squiblet@kbin.social 11 months ago
I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.
Hubi@feddit.de 11 months ago
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
They’re probably just idiots
son_named_bort@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Or simply drink it.
Metans@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Yeah it’s like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
In the cab? Might as well just piss on the floor then.
squiblet@kbin.social 11 months ago
Uh, no? You open the door somewhere and pour it on the ground.
RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 11 months ago
No more free apple juice for me I guess.
SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world
Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 11 months ago
I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.
bdonvr@thelemmy.club 11 months ago
Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s real in our dreams at least
dangblingus@lemmy.world 11 months ago
Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 months ago
It’s not illegal to cross post!