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Some of you shits need this

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://lemmy.world/pictrs/image/d1832407-7245-403e-ac2a-0940723b9cb8.webp

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  • SeeMinusMinus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world

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    • Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I wish this was real. Just noticed the AI artifacting extending the grill of the truck on the right through his arm.

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      • bdonvr@thelemmy.club ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Am trucker, also wish it were real. But that account is a shitposting fake truck stop account

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      • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        It’s real in our dreams at least

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      • dangblingus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Also, the clearly fake truck in the middle ground.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s not illegal to cross post!

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  • Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Way of the road, Bubs

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    • NegativeLookBehind@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fuckin’ way she goes

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      • IchNichtenLichten@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What is drunk?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Just recycle please

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  • babyfarmer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    So I remember one time a friend told me a story about how he angered a semi truck by cutting them off, and the driver responded by throwing a bottle of “Mountain Dew” on their car.

    He seriously believed that. I had to explain to him that he most likely got hit by a trucker’s piss bottle.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Bless your naive friend

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  • LazaroFilm@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I want to see the job posting for this position…

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Be the change you want to see

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      • Retrograde@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Ah you think piss is your ally? You merely adopted the piss jug. I was born in it, molded by it.

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  • x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That mascot suit looks like a heatstroke generator

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s a piss generator

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      • EmoBean@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        We are all piss generators

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  • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Piss man 👉👈

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  • MartinXYZ@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    "kids can get their picture taken for only $5" How much for adults?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If you bring a child it’s free but if you come alone it’s $9.99

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      • LinkOpensChest_wav@lemmy.one ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        What a deal! I’ll take 100

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  • DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bruh I giggled like a fucktard when I saw “urine trouble” for some reason I found that hilarious

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    • theangryseal@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      That’s what I say to my dumb dumb dog when he pisses on something. :p

      Image

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      • SandLight@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        He looks like he’d piss on something he’s not supposed to. Give him lots of pats for me ok? I’m sure he’s being his best self.

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      • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Awwwww bless what breed is he. He looks like a wolfhound.

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  • Ritsu@lemmynsfw.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s literally AI art

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    • Dontfearthereaper123@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It’s literally art

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      • HelloHotel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        its literally

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  • Techmaster@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Everybody knows you’re supposed to throw your piss jugs up into the trees.

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    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’re supposed to empty them out the window as you drive.

      Throwing the plastic out is just wasteful.

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      • YarHarSuperstar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re talking about waste and in the same comment advising throwing out all that liquid gold?

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    • dirtydan@iusearchlinux.fyi ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Way of the road, Bubs.

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  • Ibex0@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s the way of the road.

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  • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I never towed banners myself, I went straight into instruction. But the guys pulling banners always talked about using a gatorade bottle half full of kitty litter.

    Ya’ll…don’t use kitty litter?

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Use wood pellets. Less smelly.

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  • CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I need this guy on some of my job sites, I swear.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Piss Jug Man is with you, always.

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      • ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        👉👈 Piss jug man is-iss always with me uwu aaa-always

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  • magnetosphere@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ll photoshop myself into this one for free. It’ll take four hours to get it juuust right (because I suck at photo editing), but Ill convince myself it was worth it because I saved $5.

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    • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You’ll miss out on PJM’s patented olfactory experience then bub.

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  • GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    $5 well spent, can’t put a price on piss memories

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  • over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where’s Shit Bag Man? 🤔

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    • Assman@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Shit Bagman is feeling pretty crappy about all these dog poop bags in the park!

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He’s out for a dump

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  • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don't get why motherfuckers don't just pour it out and use the bottle again.

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    • Hubi@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      They’re probably just idiots

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    • son_named_bort@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Or simply drink it.

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      • Metans@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah it’s like, free nutrients or something. Maybe.

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    • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      In the cab? Might as well just piss on the floor then.

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      • squiblet@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Uh, no? You open the door somewhere and pour it on the ground.

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  • RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    No more free apple juice for me I guess.

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