when I learned to finally piss in my dreams without wetting the bed, that’s when I knew I had truly ascended as a lucid dreamer
You'll regret it
Submitted 1 month ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
I once had a pee dream set in the undefined future. In it, there were plenty of toilets but they were all protected by forcefields. The forcefields were intermittent, but with only moments when they were off, so you could get through only with very precise timing.
I spent the entire dream trying to either match that timing or find a restroom without a forcefield. I didn’t succeed at either, but fortunately that meant I didn’t try to pee, either.
That said, the moment I woke up I immediately ran to the real life … I hope … Bathroom.
KernelTale@programming.dev 1 month ago
Since we are sharing peeing dreams mine was that I had to pee while being watched by Nazi officers in auswitz. I did unfortunately manage…
four@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
I often have dreams where I have to pee, but can’t for some reason (can’t find the toilet, etc., haven’t had forcefields yet though)
I wonder if it’s our brains recognizing the need for pee but still protecting us from pissing ourselves.
Though I did have dreams where I did pee a lot and still woke up to dry sheets and full bladder.
Brains are weird.
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
I used to have them semi frequently, but haven’t for many years, even if I fell asleep having to pee.
My least favorite pee dream that I can remember was from when I was a child. I don’t really remember many of the details, but I know that I was in a submarine and I think there were mercenaries trying to take it over. Also, it was slowly flooding.
I was young and it scared the hell out of me. The moment I woke up I went to an appropriate receptacle and peed. For a long, long time I made sure to void everything before I fell asleep.
jacksilver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Are you not sure if it was a real bathroom because you might still be stuck in a dream?
toynbee@piefed.social 1 month ago
That’s what I was hoping to imply!
samus12345@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Just the night before last I had a dream where I had to pee really bad, but no matter how many times I peed it never felt better. When it finally woke me up I was very grateful that my body refused to actually pee. One of these days my luck’s gonna run out…
Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Reminds me of the time I went to spit off of the roof of a building while in a dream.
I ended up hocking a big loogie right in my bed 2 inches from my face. That was fun to wake up to.
socsa@piefed.social 1 month ago
What if she asks nicely?
MrRandom@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
see,
the trick is to know you’re in a dream firstexplodicle@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Now you know when to check
RBWells@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I used to have less deep sleep and more than once, woke up, walked to the bathroom, sat on the toilet but was not completely convinced I was awake and not dreaming so could not pee. I was just so exhausted I didn’t know if I was asleep or awake!
uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 month ago
Curiously I have pee dreams where I pee, but it doesn’t take and I soon need to pee again.
So my brain seems to know how to pretend pee.
virku@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Loving this spin on the good ol image macro!
Una@europe.pub 1 month ago
nomnomnom
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 1 month ago
The problem isn’t when there’s a toilet, the problem is when there is no toilet in my brain suddenly thinks it’s okay that there’s no toilet.
Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
You’re not my Dad.
HairyTeeth@lemmy.zip 1 month ago
All the toilets in my dreams are broken or otherwise unusable. It’s deeply frustrating at the time, but I guess I should be thankful.
regdog@lemmy.world 5 weeks ago
This advice has saved me on many a restless nights.
In my dream I keep wandering in search of a restroom that can be properly locked, but every toilet I come across has some kind of problem (too big, too small, too exposed), and I have to keep wandering until I eventually wake up.
cannedtuna@lemmy.world 1 month ago
I keep seeing photos of these two. What’s the context? What’s the original?
Zombie@feddit.uk 1 month ago
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cy4ewzz795wo
JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 1 month ago
What exactly did they burgal?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 1 month ago
This couple climbed the Empire State Building yesterday and put up a flag that said something about love and peace, then the guy proposed.
snooggums@piefed.world 1 month ago
And werr arrested for promoting a positive message I assume.
Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 month ago
Influences being vain, more or less
WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 1 month ago
They climbed the empire State building other day and he proposed to her. Before they they flew a flag that said something on it.