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• TheTechnician27@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Biblically accurate Eeyore

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• cuerdo@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  that child is 35yo

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I had to do this in kindergarten. I chose to combine a frog and a duck and then loudly proclaimed what I would be calling my creation to the rest of the class. And that’s the story of how I learned that fuck was a bad word.

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  • FeatherConstrictor@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I had a similar thing happen as a very young child, though my combination was not fuck but rather dog. I thought it was so funny that the combination for these two animals was a third animal that I began to announce “what would a frog and a duck be?” But before I got to my punchline my art teacher rudely interrupted me and told me I couldn’t say that.

    It took me many many years to understand what was so taboo about the word dog :(

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    • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      What a bitch!

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• WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  r/theyknew

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  • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    🎵 it’s c/ here, pal! 🎵💈🎩

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Actually, it’s

      !communityname
      

      That way, it works across instances and apps

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• BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  “Baby, prepare yourself, you’re about to get Elephucked.”

  “Ooh, you dirty, dirty man.”

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• CryptoKitten@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  This is not the kind of assignment one gets in a biology class.

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  • modus@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    It’s the advanced class.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    look zoology is a subset of biology and we got a lot of people who don’t speak elephuck on here

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Might be in the early years in some countries 🤷🏻

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• radiouser@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s pretty good.

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• Jankatarch@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s just avatar.

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  • HeHoXa@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Tbf the assignment was basically to create an Avatar animal

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• ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  NGL the face on that elephuck is top notch.

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• qualia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d go for extra credit and cross a mule with a liger.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    for the ungodliest creation of all throw in a humster

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  • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Neither can produce offspring.

    -*-=+ the math checks out.

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    • qualia@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Mules have been documented to very rarely reproduce, and female ligers have been bred with both tigers and lions (making ti-ligers and li-ligers, respectively). In any case the math works at least as well as an elephant + duck mating.

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    • backalleycoyote@lemmy.today ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Usually they are. Haldane’s Rule notes that in hybrids the sex with two different sex chromosomes (XY) is highly likely to be sterile (there’s been a couple of male mules , but on rare occasions females (XX) can have viable offspring if the male they mate with is not a hybrid. Coywolves are generally fertile, tigon/liger females occasionally, female mules have reproduced the least and it’s only been documented a handful of times.

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• Etterra@discuss.online ⁨2⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Brilliant. That kid is a visionary. I think this is a Photoshoped pic.

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• elbiter@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  That’s easy, you just need a female duck and a male…

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Eletypus.

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• jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Looks like an eledog to me 🤷

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• Miller@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  It really is more of an elephank.

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• Denvil@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Elepus

  (Platypus)

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