How could I prepare for this market scenario?

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• SoupBrick@pawb.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Do this:

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  Hope this helps!

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  • Agent641@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A barrel roll!

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  • WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Just don’t pee on the way up, or going back around is gonna be even messier than it ought to.

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• amda@feddit.nl ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  obvious pattern

  You would have to be an fucking idiot not to buy here… the pattern is so ovious

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  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    When time is being manipulated and it’s not you doing it… a time traveller is profitting off the stock market. SELL!

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• sunrisepirate@piefed.social ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Honestly this makes as much sense as what the market is actually doing.

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  • UnrefinedChihuahua@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “It’s possible that we are in a completely fraudulent system.”

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• Kraiden@piefed.social ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Pfft. Learn to time travel n00b. Skill issue.

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  • saltesc@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Multiverse travel. The timeline shows very different results ocurring but there’s no z-axis to show us where they occur.

    One day we’ll figure out the mysteries of stockmos…

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• yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Is this the stock price for Pork Futures?

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• mycodesucks@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Instead of buying and selling futures you have to get into the pasts market.

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• nehal3m@lemmy.zip ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Short yesterday

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  It’s doing a loopity-loop, prepare accordingly

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• captain_solanum@sh.itjust.works ⁨13⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  And don’t say “turn your piss into gold” because it’s sold out already.

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  • some_random_nick@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You snooze, you lose. Better luck in the next economic crisis!

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• First_Thunder@lemmy.zip ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You gotta invest in those countries that already have experience in upside down, like Australia

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  • JasonDJ@lemmy.zip ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear, invested in Hawkins, Indiana.

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• bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  This is what would display if someone vibe-coded a dashboard.

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• chortle_tortle@mander.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’m a bit more of a risk adverse investor, but I buy both low and high, so I can diversify and normalize losses and gains as they re-converge.

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• gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  stonks

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• BagOfHeavyStones@piefed.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Maybe a CRT monitor and a big magnet?

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You need a reverse mortgage to ride this out.

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• mumblerfish@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Easy, if the market bifurcates in time, you simply exist in the time before the bifircation event (use time machine if necessary) then you buy the cheap one and sell it as expensive.

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• RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Ride the time singularity to the past, then enjoy dinosaurs.

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• Zkuld@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Once the market bends back in time and is behind us, we can all go outside again.

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• explodIng_lIme@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Inverse back-testing

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• Allero@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  If you can reverse time like this, you’ll have more interesting things to do than market manipulation

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