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• Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨26⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  All this tells me is he is a man that needs to out others down to make himself feel better.

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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

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• Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  You know what, it’s not for me but I’ll give the guy credit, it’s at least somewhat original in the sea of mediocrity that is online dating. A bit of self-depreciation too.

  If he’d just worded that first line a bit differently, it might not even come across as creepy, but alas…

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I’d rather die virgin than be a simp like this.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This isn’t even simping, this is like condensed anime cringe converted into a pickup line. Which might work, I guess. I still occasionally see girls with that anime nose shine makeup so there might be a market a “nothing personel” sigma

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    • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I read it divorced dad energy, the kind who is old enough to have watched Akira, but was too busy jerking off in the corner of his frat house to do so.

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  I can just sense the collection of fedoras from all the way here

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  Don’t know if this guy wants fuck somebody or murder them, but I have no faith in his ability to do either thing properly.

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  So… Probably a bot, yeah?

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• IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  the only thing hes yet to do is invite you to his cabin in the woods

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