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• OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• TabbsTheBat@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I can just sense the collection of fedoras from all the way here

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• StillAlive@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  I’d rather die virgin than be a simp like this.

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  • Gullible@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    This isn’t even simping, this is like condensed anime cringe converted into a pickup line. Which might work, I guess. I still occasionally see girls with that anime nose shine makeup so there might be a market a “nothing personel” sigma

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    • BonsaiBoo@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I read it divorced dad energy, the kind who is old enough to have watched Akira, but was too busy jerking off in the corner of his frat house to do so.

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    • LillyPip@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I dunno – if someone said these exact words to me but sarcastically, that might actually work. Like, we might wind up having a conversation about how cringe this is, and so this line might work in a way.

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    • Drusas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Nose shine makeup?

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• Darkard@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• sundray@lemmus.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t know if this guy wants fuck somebody or murder them, but I have no faith in his ability to do either thing properly.

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  • glitch1985@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Little bit of column A, little bit of column B.

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    • SharkWeek@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      First one, then t’other

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• Kushan@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  You know what, it’s not for me but I’ll give the guy credit, it’s at least somewhat original in the sea of mediocrity that is online dating. A bit of self-depreciation too.

  If he’d just worded that first line a bit differently, it might not even come across as creepy, but alas…

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  • sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah caliber kind of gives an insight into treating people as fungible objects IMO.

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    • pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I must be the only one in the comment section who didn’t feel weird about that

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• NeilNuggetstrong@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  When I was young and tried to get dates on tinder I tried to come up with a carefully thought out opening line for every match. That hardly worked and probably had the opposite effect. Once I started to just don’t give a shit, and ask directly if they would like to meet for a beer, coffee, bowling or something I got quite a few dates.

  If I couldn’t get a date planned within the first few messages, or the second day after matching, I just moved on. A lot of people are just interested in validation and are not really interested in meeting up.

  This guy’s message is a bit edgy, but at least he’s straight to the point. She probably ignored him, and he just moved on.

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• Fedizen@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Woman of your caliber” and “apologize in person” is too much but honestly this is like 80% of a good approach: direct, short, setup a meeting in person, in public.

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• hark@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Cringe on my Hinge? We shall measure true caliber in Soulcalibur.

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• IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  the only thing hes yet to do is invite you to his cabin in the woods

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• hansolo@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So… Probably a bot, yeah?

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• M137@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Wtf is hinge?

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Intended to be classy Tinder

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• DistrictSIX@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• osanna@lemmy.vg ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, at least he don’t call her a feeeeeemale

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• lightnsfw@reddthat.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hey BB u want sum fuk?

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• Randomgal@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  All this tells me is he is a man that needs to out others down to make himself feel better.

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• NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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