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Submitted ⁨⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I prefer “peeper.” As in “Doc, my peeper is leaking that bright purple fluid again, can you get the mallet?”

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  • MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Peen or pp.

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  • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If he calls it his “horn” he’s either Canadian or just someone who has watched too much Letterkenny lol

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    • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If it's his "lower human horn" then he's watched Futurama.

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      • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        “Uhhh human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don’t even know what it’s for! What is it something you uh put in salad dressing?”

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s Young Richard or nothing

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  • Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Gochu” meaning “hot pepper” in Korean.

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  • ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All you want is a dinkle
    What you envy’s a schwang
    A thing through which you can tinkle
    To play with or simply let hang

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  • coolman@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Parsnip

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  • Tattorack@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, I call it a cock, dick, and penis… As well as shaft, member, manhood, endowment (or male endowment), or sex (male or manly sex).

    …

    … Don’t Look at me like that.

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  • simulacra_procession@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    She boopsy on my mister till I keeper

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  • cass27@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    How about “my lil’ fella”

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  • buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Sword

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  • swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    things you can do online now guys

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    • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I now own a one inch by one inch parcel of the king of England’s flesh deliverable freeze dried upon death and technically that makes me a duke if I eat it

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  • mr_anny@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All of them but the last one on versatile manner = uses brains

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  • Shindo66@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Adam sandler had a running joke on one of his albums where the guy trying to laid just keeps namong it wrong and failing.

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  • rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know, cold feet in bed would be a bad thing…

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  • zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What’s your ruling on “the ol’ pool noodle”? Asking for a friend.

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  • Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Swizzle Stick

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  • toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    With the dick I’m not thinking of Seth Rogen, I’m thinking of LumpybSpace Princess: “DEEEEEAAAHK!”

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  • GuerillaBlack@piefed.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Pipi

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Johnson?

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  • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No need for names. You leave your number at the front desk, and if you are lucky, you’ll get a call back.

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  • forestbeasts@pawb.social ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m a wolf, so mine’s a sheath. 🐺

    (well, technically, the sheath is the outer thing around it, and when it’s out of the sheath I still have to figure out what to call it. But when it’s stowed away? sheath!)

    (also fun fact: I have a permanent boner. Literally, there’s a bone in there. :3)

    – Frost

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  • tullpen@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?

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    • yakko@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      arooo

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  • JigglySackles@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There is a side group for hog that doesn’t always include magats. Bilmuri fans.

    m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBJCrGQF52Y

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  • nixukty@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dih

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  • egyto@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Jime Jama

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  • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about Peen?

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    • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      peep if it is cold outside

      pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”.

      The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women.

      Why are y’all laughing?

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      • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        I prefer to call it a squish mitten.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    uh, my entire junk’s a nautical metaphor. i’m not going to break it down into details, but we call going to the toilet “pulling in for dry dock”

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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mister boopsy is what the creepy pedo calls IG

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  • bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    [Insert particularly phalic produce]

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