Peen or pp.
Teenis
Submitted 2 months ago by Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 2 months ago
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
If he calls it his “horn” he’s either Canadian or just someone who has watched too much Letterkenny lol
FaceDeer@fedia.io 2 months ago
If it's his "lower human horn" then he's watched Futurama.
AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
“Uhhh human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don’t even know what it’s for! What is it something you uh put in salad dressing?”
panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
It’s Young Richard or nothing
Underwaterbob@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
“Gochu” meaning “hot pepper” in Korean.
ReginaPhalange@lemmy.world 2 months ago
All you want is a dinkle
What you envy’s a schwang
A thing through which you can tinkle
To play with or simply let hangcoolman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Parsnip
Tattorack@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Well, I call it a cock, dick, and penis… As well as shaft, member, manhood, endowment (or male endowment), or sex (male or manly sex).
…
… Don’t Look at me like that.
simulacra_procession@lemmy.today 2 months ago
She boopsy on my mister till I keeper
cass27@lemmy.world 2 months ago
How about “my lil’ fella”
buddascrayon@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Sword
swagmoney@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
things you can do online now guys
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
I now own a one inch by one inch parcel of the king of England’s flesh deliverable freeze dried upon death and technically that makes me a duke if I eat it
mr_anny@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
All of them but the last one on versatile manner = uses brains
Shindo66@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Adam sandler had a running joke on one of his albums where the guy trying to laid just keeps namong it wrong and failing.
rumba@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You know, cold feet in bed would be a bad thing…
zxqwas@lemmy.world 2 months ago
What’s your ruling on “the ol’ pool noodle”? Asking for a friend.
Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 months ago
Swizzle Stick
toofpic@lemmy.world 2 months ago
With the dick I’m not thinking of Seth Rogen, I’m thinking of LumpybSpace Princess: “DEEEEEAAAHK!”
GuerillaBlack@piefed.social 2 months ago
Pipi
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Johnson?
MithranArkanere@lemmy.world 2 months ago
No need for names. You leave your number at the front desk, and if you are lucky, you’ll get a call back.
forestbeasts@pawb.social 2 months ago
I’m a wolf, so mine’s a sheath. 🐺
(well, technically, the sheath is the outer thing around it, and when it’s out of the sheath I still have to figure out what to call it. But when it’s stowed away? sheath!)
(also fun fact: I have a permanent boner. Literally, there’s a bone in there. :3)
– Frost
tullpen@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
a post about male genitals and the top comments all in capitals. why am I not suprised?
yakko@feddit.uk 2 months ago
arooo
JigglySackles@lemmy.world 2 months ago
There is a side group for hog that doesn’t always include magats. Bilmuri fans.
nixukty@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
Dih
egyto@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Jime Jama
Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
What about Peen?
blargh513@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
peep if it is cold outside
pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”.
The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women.
Why are y’all laughing?
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 months ago
uh, my entire junk’s a nautical metaphor. i’m not going to break it down into details, but we call going to the toilet “pulling in for dry dock”
But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Mister boopsy is what the creepy pedo calls IG
bitwolf@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
[Insert particularly phalic produce]
dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 months ago
I prefer “peeper.” As in “Doc, my peeper is leaking that bright purple fluid again, can you get the mallet?”