Teenis

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• buddascrayon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Sword

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• swagmoney@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  things you can do online now guys

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨23⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I now own a one inch by one inch parcel of the king of England’s flesh deliverable freeze dried upon death and technically that makes me a duke if I eat it

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• ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What about calling it Johnson?

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  • Hazmatastic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Image

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  • chronicledmonocle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    “Dear Humanity…we regret coming to Earth…”

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• agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Bepis

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• dwemthy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  P33n0r

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• mr_anny@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  All of them but the last one on versatile manner = uses brains

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• j4k3@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Optimus Prime

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• EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Po-tay-to

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• pneumatron@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  1-800-PP5-1DOODOO

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• Shindo66@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Adam sandler had a running joke on one of his albums where the guy trying to laid just keeps namong it wrong and failing.

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  wears socks to bed

  You don’t?

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• heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What if he calls it a wangdang?

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• Kowowow@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Huh I’ve never had to describe it to anyone before

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• Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  What about Peen?

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  • blargh513@sh.itjust.works ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    peep if it is cold outside

    pork sword when it’s sexy time. As in “I’m going to thrust my throbbing pork sword deep into the gooey inside of your ham wallet”.

    The ladies fucking LOVE it. I know, I have had oh-so-many women.

    Why are y’all laughing?

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    • Tigeroovy@lemmy.ca ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I prefer to call it a squish mitten.

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• dharmacurious@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I prefer “peeper.” As in “Doc, my peeper is leaking that bright purple fluid again, can you get the mallet?”

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• MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Peen or pp.

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• AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  If he calls it his “horn” he’s either Canadian or just someone who has watched too much Letterkenny lol

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  • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    If it's his "lower human horn" then he's watched Futurama.

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    • AnarchoEngineer@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      “Uhhh human horn? How ridiculous! Why would a virile male like Lrrr need human horn? I don’t even know what it’s for! What is it something you uh put in salad dressing?”

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• panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  It’s Young Richard or nothing

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• rumba@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  You know, cold feet in bed would be a bad thing…

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• zxqwas@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What’s your ruling on “the ol’ pool noodle”? Asking for a friend.

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• Kolanaki@pawb.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Swizzle Stick

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• HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  uh, my entire junk’s a nautical metaphor. i’m not going to break it down into details, but we call going to the toilet “pulling in for dry dock”

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• toofpic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  With the dick I’m not thinking of Seth Rogen, I’m thinking of LumpybSpace Princess: “DEEEEEAAAHK!”

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• GuerillaBlack@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Pipi

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• But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Mister boopsy is what the creepy pedo calls IG

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• bitwolf@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  [Insert particularly phalic produce]

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• ductTapedWindow@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  I sometimes put on yesterday’s dry pair of socks when I go to bed to keep my feet warm. I usually take them off before falling asleep. What am I?

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• MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  Image

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• Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  What about Princess Sophia?

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• Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  what if your Vietnamese?

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