Gee willikers, hey Craig!

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• AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Whenever I see classic emojis in a sentence, I believe it’s some 50-something years old writing some cringe shit (you can say shit on the internet, by the way) for their friends in facebook.

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  • zout@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    As a 50 year old, my classic emoji's are actual ascii emoticons.

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    • crazycraw@crazypeople.online ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      ;¬)

      8======D-- - - - - D-:

      pinky up for the classics

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    • flandish@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      as a 46 yo I prefer dongers: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • AbsolutelyNotAVelociraptor@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I believe so. But do you write cringe shit (like the post we’re talking in) on facebook? I think you probably don’t, hence my point stands.

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  • UnspecificGravity@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Some philologist is currently writing a thesis on the development of emoji “accents” on social media.

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  • CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I’m sorry this is the CIA -an unmarked van will be taking you to an offshore black-site for saying shit on the Internet.

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  • bluesheep@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Really depends on the emoji imo. 🤣 is definitely a boomer one in my experience, I never see it being used by a younger person

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    • boonhet@sopuli.xyz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      I see 🤣 being used by older AND younger people mostly whereas people my age might use 😂 or just plain ol’ :D which we’re more used to

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Gang shit

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  • Photonic@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Wait we can say shit in the shitpost community? If only I had know earlier!

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• socsa@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Downvoted for cruminge censorship

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• cRazi_man@europe.pub ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  “Jeez Steve, let’s start with coffee and see how it goes before jumping to pegging and dirty talk”.

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• luthis@lemmy.nz ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well dip me in butter and roll me in nuts

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• justsomeguy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, well, well, if it isn’t Shitcock Mike the third. How has the sack been hanging, partner?

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  • KeenFlame@feddit.nu ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hmm you confused the sociopaths with normal greeters

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Shit. Ass.

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  • ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Hello, human resources?

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• Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t be mad y’all can’t come up with fly af greetings like that.

  Those greetings were a traded for our rhythm centuries ago.

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• MutantTailThing@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well golly gee humdinger fuck me in the ass!

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  • fonix232@fedia.io ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Don't have to ask me twice

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• dunestorm@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Red-necks you mean?

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  • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    No

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• homes@piefed.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  is this dude hanging out at a gay bathhouse?

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• RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Well, shit on my dick. How’s it going fuckface!?

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• Dozzi92@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Get ass cancer, you molester!

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• toynbee@piefed.social ⁨3⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this what happens when there’s a Microsoft / Apple crossover episode?

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