it’s seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don’t get a tip.
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Just leave it on the porch bro
Submitted 22 hours ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 8 hours ago
voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 21 hours ago
Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
it’s just the state of the economy :'(
humminglady@feddit.online 20 hours ago
He probably took a bite out of your McDonald’s.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.
KneeTitts@lemmy.world 4 hours ago
He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 17 hours ago
If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.
I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.
In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.
Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump…he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.
Colalextrast@lemmy.world 14 hours ago
This post proved to me that AI art can have value.
A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 11 hours ago
We need a standardized unit to measure this.
GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 hours ago
Liters per Kek
or better: Liters per metric Kek
kboos1@lemmy.world 11 hours ago
Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: “Not Jesus”
★★∅∅∅
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 12 hours ago
I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 19 hours ago
Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 16 hours ago
On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?
Demented piece of shit
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 hours ago
Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 21 hours ago
Wardash?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 18 hours ago
World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made…
Gork@sopuli.xyz 20 hours ago
If he were a real delivery driver he’d definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 11 hours ago
Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin’?
crank0271@lemmy.world 21 hours ago
Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”
marcos@lemmy.world 20 hours ago
I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn’t know what the right one was.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 16 hours ago
The correct answer for the context was “no. Mens and women’s sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out.” but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.