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Just leave it on the porch bro

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Submitted ⁨⁨22⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨MTZ@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • crank0271@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”

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    • marcos@lemmy.world ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn’t know what the right one was.

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      • yermaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        The correct answer for the context was “no. Mens and women’s sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out.” but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.

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  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    it’s seven dollars worth of nuggets. oh my me, get off the cross and get back to work no you don’t get a tip.
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  • voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?

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    • heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      it’s just the state of the economy :'(

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  • humminglady@feddit.online ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    He probably took a bite out of your McDonald’s.

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    • baggachipz@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.

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    • KneeTitts@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s

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    • how_we_burned@lemmy.zip ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.

      I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.

      In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.

      Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump…he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.

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  • Colalextrast@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This post proved to me that AI art can have value.

    A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek

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    • Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      We need a standardized unit to measure this.

      GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.

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      • thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Liters per Kek

        or better: Liters per metric Kek

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  • kboos1@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?

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  • heartpunk25@lemmy.world ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: “Not Jesus”

    ★★∅∅∅

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  • TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.

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  • collapse_already@lemmy.ml ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.

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  • Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk ⁨16⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?

    Demented piece of shit

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  • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.

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  • wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io ⁨21⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Wardash?

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made…

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  • Gork@sopuli.xyz ⁨20⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    If he were a real delivery driver he’d definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.

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  • melsaskca@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin’?

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