Even doctors have to Moonlight as doordashers?
Just leave it on the porch bro
Submitted 3 weeks ago by MTZ@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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voxthefox@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 weeks ago
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
it’s just the state of the economy :'(
humminglady@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
He probably took a bite out of your McDonald’s.
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
He’d probably eat it all and then blame it on the Latino neighbors, even with ketchup all over his face.
how_we_burned@lemmy.zip 3 weeks ago
If that was all he had done consider yourself lucky.
I would be pulling out the hand gun if I saw Trump at my door.
In his early life his dad owned slum apartment blocks in NY. He was forced by his father to fix the plumbing in those apartments.
Considering what we know re Epstein and Trump…he was undoubtedly raping women in those apartments.
KneeTitts@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
He probably --raped-- your McDonald’s
humminglady@feddit.online 3 weeks ago
well no wonder the mayo tasted weird
heartpunk25@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your DoorDash order was dropped off by: “Not Jesus”
★★∅∅∅
Colalextrast@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
This post proved to me that AI art can have value.
A very small amount, when used vindictively to produce a single kek
Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
We need a standardized unit to measure this.
GpK: Gallons of water per Kek.
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
Liters per Kek
or better: Liters per metric Kek
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
If value can be measured in the negative, then yes.
collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 weeks ago
Bag is probably full of shit that he is about to set on fire so you stomp it to put the fire out. Except that sort of plan requires more executive function than he possesses.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 3 weeks ago
Wardash?
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 weeks ago
World of Wardash was not the BEST game Blizzard ever made…
kboos1@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Mr Dump, did you go outside in your pajamas to get your door dash and lock yourself out again?
Gork@sopuli.xyz 3 weeks ago
If he were a real delivery driver he’d definitely be complaining about the high gas prices now.
TheGiantKorean@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
I kind of think the amount of water used to generate this image might have been worth it.
Corporal_Punishment@feddit.uk 3 weeks ago
On what planet do doctors wear flowing white robes with red pashmenas/shawls?
Demented piece of shit
GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Fuck this AI slop shit.
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 3 weeks ago
Doctors delivering Door Dash, now? MAGA has really wrecked this country.
melsaskca@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
Why do you need doordash bags to do some doctorin’?
crank0271@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
Your Dasher has sent you a message: “WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT MEN PLAYING WOMEN’S SPORTS?”
marcos@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I bet she had no idea what he was talking about and avoided an answer because she didn’t know what the right one was.
yermaw@sh.itjust.works 3 weeks ago
The correct answer for the context was “no. Mens and women’s sports should be completely separate. Trans people are right out.” but thats really not the answer you want to seen giving with your real face to the entire world.