alt-text: Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk with a post about boobies emanating from a speech bubble above her
Something so sexy about the concept of a lactose intolerant person being scared of some big swinging tiddies
Submitted 2 weeks ago by HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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alt-text: Diane Morgan as Philomena Cunk with a post about boobies emanating from a speech bubble above her
Something so sexy about the concept of a lactose intolerant person being scared of some big swinging tiddies
As an incredibly intolerant to lactose individual, I am willing to go through “shock” therapy to cure the affliction. Ladies please DM for an invite. Thank you, and god bless.
I know Maw said not to name them but I hope you enjoy your first session from Bestie and Philberta.
actually lactose intolerance is mostly intolerant to cow milk.
Goat, human, sheep, horse, camel. Plenty of animals give us milk with less lactose than cows.
Cows seek revenge on humans through biological warfare.
Whenever I see whatever said by Cunk I can’t breathe properly for a moment. I just love these absurdities
If you want to passively threaten them, you use the term “milkers”
Common Cunk W.
Wait is that left at london the musician?? If so I had a date with her once while I was living in Seattle lol
This was written before big naturals really took off as an extremely funny joke
MOUNTAINOUS ORGANICS
Tits, tata’s , sweater puppies, gazongas, tig 'ol bitties, michael boltons, frost detectors, diamond cutters, aroogas, cans, and fun bags.
Right, because every breast everywhere is always lactating all the time. Unstoppable milk machines, coming to genocide the lactose-intolerant.
They are when I’m around
Oh man you’d struggle watching a full episode of cunk. You should do it and report back.
You seem fun
I man, I’m not intolerant, but I’m willing to give it a try in the name of science
Woosh
It’s a fucken joke man.
@brbposting@sh.itjust.works we did it!
db2@lemmy.world 2 weeks ago
Does she do her own writing? I hope it’s all her.
NachBarcelona@piefed.social 2 weeks ago
I believe a huge part is from her pen. She might have some creative staff and advisors, but her own flavour of humour is pretty unique, so I think this is 100% Cunk.
Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk 2 weeks ago
Nope. The charecter is the work of Charlie Brooker. Diane Morgan has provided material but the charecter was created and she was cast to fit the idea.
HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 2 weeks ago
She’s part of the team and absolutely funny in her own right. There’s some interviews and Q&A vids on youtube.