I have this friend, a lady electrician.
I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.
And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.
Asks her if she’s working.
To which she replies. “Yeah I’m working”. At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.
This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She’s wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.
And this guy thought she was a “working gal”.
PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.
She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.
I said, “Wow, that was fast.”
She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”
NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 3 weeks ago
This is the first time I’ve heard of someone confusing the words “House” and “Porsche”
poolitzer@lemmy.world 3 weeks ago
But what about porch and porsche, which is how the joke was written?
mrgoosmoos@lemmy.ca 3 weeks ago
but you haven’t heard that