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She is a "working girl" after all

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Submitted ⁨⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I once met a hooker who said “I’ll do anything for 50 dollars”. I said “Paint my house.” I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.

    She came back about an hour later and said “All done!”.

    I said, “Wow, that was fast.”

    She said, “Yeah, I’m getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that’s not a porch, it’s a Mercedes.”

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  • daannii@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have this friend, a lady electrician.

    I met her at a reddit meetup. She told us this amusing story of working downtown. She was outside one of the downtown big corp buildings, on the street side. Leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette on her break.

    And this dude pulls up to her in his car. Rolls down the window.

    Asks her if she’s working.

    To which she replies. “Yeah I’m working”. At which point the conversation moved to her realizing he was asking her if she was a prostitute.

    This happened In the middle of the day. A work day. She’s wearing work clothes. Tool belt. The whole thing.

    And this guy thought she was a “working gal”.

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    • jobbies@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “Hooker electrician lady” kink unlocked

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      • humorlessrepost@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Danger, danger! High voltage!

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    • snooggums@piefed.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      I guess electrician is the new police costume he thought as he rolled down his window.

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    • jaybone@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      It’s like the heterosexual village people.

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  • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    You don’t pour concrete, you place it.

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    • TachyonTele@piefed.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      You don’t.
      But yo mama pours concrete

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      OP: Management

      Top Comment: Professional

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      • SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        10 years of my life summed up in a phrase. We didn’t only do concrete, but my crew was the best at it so we had any of the jobs that came up.

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    • socsa@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      And you make DAMN sure to ask the concrete’s father first.

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    • sangeteria@lemmy.ml ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      But can you grow it? 👀

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Hell yeah just put that concrete mix in the ground it’s wet enough (we actually did that)

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        as someone who has removed 40 dry pour fence posts, fuck dry pour. it’s fucking lazy and you’re fucking the dude that has to pull the plugs later.

        properly mix your concrete, it’s not hard with a machine.

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  • barkybeak@lemmy.zip ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I have a sweet gum tree and it produces these gumballs everywhere. They are prickly and get caught everywhere. I would gladly pay $50 to get rid of them all.

    This also reminds me of those posts on Facebook where some dude posts “need money quickly. Lost my job. Willing to do anything. Manual labor included”

    Then I contact them and offer $250 to do some lawn work. “Appreciate it, but I prefer to work inside”

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    • Fredselfish@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wait is that what that tree is called? I also have one too I think if it the same.

      Image

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      • barkybeak@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Yes. It looks like mine. With the gumballs on the ground. I read you can get a nut roller (Amazon $40) and roll the gumballs. If that doesn’t work, you can get a lawn vacuum (Amazon $130).

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    • Saapas@piefed.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      “I’m willing to do anything”

      “Work outside, where the weather is? Fuck off”

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      • zalgotext@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        “I prefer to keep my work separate from my living space”

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      • barkybeak@lemmy.zip ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        Not to sound like an ass but I don’t understand the whole “Anybody hiring? Need a job fast!”

        I ask them about their tech stack because I have a number of recruiters who can’t find people.

        They always tell me they don’t have a tech stack and would prefer something retail oriented.

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  • socsa@piefed.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Have you ever been inside a Turkish prison?

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  • softwarist@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    This looks like an illustration from wikiHow and now I wanna know which article needed it.

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  • theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Sure but I have limited experience and that’s an hourly rate.

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  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    I need 4 working girls.

    Need someone to subcontract xD

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  • usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Maybe they could lay some carpet, if you know what I mean

    youtu.be/FszM6Jfwan4

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  • LoafedBurrito@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    "How are your roofing skills?

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  • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Instructions unclear,

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  • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    “pouring concrete” is a euphemism for shitting on someone’s chest.

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    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      False

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      • GreenKnight23@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

        doesn’t have to be.

        be the change you want to see…

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