Turkey Mention

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  Being eaten by a superior creature is part of a turkey’s lifecycle and who are we to deny them that honor?

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• ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  If they don’t want to be eaten then why do they keep telling me to gobble gobble them up

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨12⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    If turkeys didn’t want to be eaten why are they so delicious?

    Checkmate, Peta.

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  • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml ⁨59⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    Seems a little difficult to eat an entire country, idk

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    • Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca ⁨57⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

      Genghy Khan disagrees.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  I don’t want to be eaten either but I won’t care when I’m dead.

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  • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Myth: Turkeys are killed by the industry for that purpose

    Truth: Turkeys just mystersouly show up dead after falling into the big killing machine that the industry had nothing to do with

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• Skullgrid@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  TÜRKİYE NAMBIR VAN BEYBEEEE ASIN BAYRAKLARIIIIIIIIIII!!!

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• Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

  Neither does grass that is why cut grass smells like that. It is a chemical compound to notify birds and other insect eating animals that there is free dinner.

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  • PhoenixDog@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

    I love how someone downvoted you for this comment, not understanding reality.

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  • usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨hour⁩ ago

    Yet when I make that argument to the court, they say “what” and call me a “cannibal”. Smh /s

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