Hey Microsoft, How's it going?

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• ch00f@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    They tried to warn us.

    We didn’t listen

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• Pudutr0n@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  *Microsoft 364

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  • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    *Microsoft Copilot 364 Outlook

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    • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Real Inbox Zero hours, who up?

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    • umbrella@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• BedSharkPal@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Quick throw more AI at it! That’ll fix it for sure!

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  • Hupf@feddit.org ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Azure AD (Artificial Downtime)?

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• expatriado@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  not best outlook

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• supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Incorrect, using Microslop’s Co-Worker Simulator you can send emails to a virtual AI version of your co-worker, solve the issue and keep working!**

  Go ahead, write your email and send it out! Microslop Offlook will automatically craft a realistic looking email response based on Microslop’s Identity Database information on the recipient and place it in your inbox, just like a normal email! All without asking you or your coworker!

  Efficiency: It is what Microslop does

  note: cellular data plan needed to use Microslop Co-Worker Simulator

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• DrFistington@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Aren’t you glad you traded your paid-for offline enterprise hosted outlook solution that’s had like 1 issue in 20 years for a good based subscription that does a shittier job?

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  • JcbAzPx@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Well, our 1 issue was a security flaw that forced us to rebuild our entire digital infrastructure from bare metal. So…

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• 1984@lemmy.today ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Copilot made improvenents to the infrastrukture.

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• nul9o9@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Oh is thay whats going on? I thought they were jerking my chain with third party email clients.

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  • gedaliyah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    I had the same reaction! I had to log into the screwy web portal and test it to realize it was something else entirely.

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• sem@piefed.blahaj.zone ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Even when it is working it’s broken by default.

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• uberdroog@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Ugh, the last part of my day. Assessing what undocumented two processes are mission critical and relies on email…ugh.

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  • PancakesCantKillMe@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yah I was trying to arrange a meeting but the email kept bouncing. Thanks, Microslop!

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    • Natanael@infosec.pub ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      That meeting should’ve been an email anyway.

      … Or, uh…

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• EveningPancakes@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this why my work phone email hasn’t updated since yesterday? I was too lazy to go to my work laptop, so just decided to sleep all day instead.

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• nosuchanon@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So in the near future your online OS will be DDOS vulnerable with no local options? Cool. Cool.

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• Dogiedog64@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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• Zamboni_Driver@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Hmmm, must be regional. Outlook has been working for me all day.

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  • can@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

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    • Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Bay Area looks pretty light for a population map

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• Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Microslop gonna Microslop

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• m3t00@piefed.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  took actually usefull stuff and made it barely useful. subscriptions are 365 wonderful. how about a robot to help you ping the server. try again later. payment due again.

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• regedit@lemmy.zip ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  A couple of days ago, the window bar for Teams was Copilot | Copilot | Microsoft Teams.

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• Marthirial@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Sending an email to a client, it went from Temporary server error to General failure. Good stuff.

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• manualoverride@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  They make half a billion dollars profit a day… I’m sure they are doing ok. The only thing that would make a difference is if we all stop using Windows, Office, Edge, Hotmail etc.

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  • Rhaedas@fedia.io ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Using Linux and everything else not Microsoft:

    "I'm doing my part!"

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    • primalmotion@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Yes. They are an illusion. You do not need anything from them, or google or anybody. They make you think they are inevitable. They are not.

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